My fellow RAWKite gentlemen,
This morning I ventured into a local eating establishment's public bathroom. I unzipped my trousers and positioned my nether regions in front of a urination station, and proceeded to expel the pungent fluids that had been burdening my kidneys and bladder for the prior hour.
As I felt the joys of sweet relief, my ears noted that another fellow had entered the bathroom and was washing his hands at the sink apparatus. "Ah" I said "What a clean human he is, soaping his hands before enjoying his meal." But then said citizen made me raise an eyebrow as he curiously walked over to a second urination station and proceeded to relieve himself as I had just done.
There were two sink apparati in front of a large mirror. I washed my own hands, and shuffled over a few feet in expectation that this fine man would join me at the mirror and proceed to soap his hands once more. Alas, it was not to be...
Instead...
THE MOTHERFUCKING CHIMPANZEE, WHO OBVIOUSLY ATE FROM A PIG TROUGH AND BATHED IN A CESSPOOL, WALKED OVER TO THE HOT-AIR HAND DRYER AND PROCEEDED TO RUB HIS HANDS UNDER IT, COOKING HIS PISS ONTO HIS HANDS. HE THEN GRABBED THE BATHROOM EXIT DOOR HANDLE WITH HIS PISS-STAINED FINGERS AND WALKED OUT, LEAVING ME TO GET THE REMNANTS OF HIS DISGUSTING PISS ALL OVER MY OWN HAND!!!
Gentlemen, might I suggest the we all scrub our hands with this amazing invention called soap after a pee or poo session in a public bathroom? We are not blue shite. We are respectable humanoids.
Thank you for your consideration. I bid you all a good day.
Regards,
Soxfan