Just get a goal.
2-1 in the 95th minute after the Saints defenders freeze because they think Taki is offside, except he isn’t, and he smashes a shot straight at the keeper which McCarthy saves only for the ball to bounce back off a Saints defender’s knee, and the other Saints defender tries to smash it clear before it crosses the goal line, except he miskicks, and smacks the ball against Bobby's left buttock, as Bobby is desperately trying to jump out of the way because he thinks he’s going to get nutted, only for the ball to bounce off Bobby’s clenched buttock, and trickle slowly over the goal line, will do just fine.