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Capon getting quoted on GOT has set me off. ;D

They're back, guys. We better brace ourselves. They've got NO money and they know how to use it, not to mention how good their manager is.

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Capon getting quoted on GOT has set me off. ;D
;D

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Capons really irked them

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Smirking all day here me

They are fewmin we’ve stayed up. Fewmin.

Had a browse of RAWK earlier and one lad stated during half time ‘ I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been ‘. He even posted a photo of Super Frank celebrating with Susan Boyle and Bob Carolgees and they've never even been to Goodison, so they've obviously resorted to lying about us cos they're little slugs, little slugs with no personality who are just jealous of us because we're better than them at everything.

A red who supports a team winning pots left and right, going for a quadruple, but it’s little arl Everton going down that makes him the happiest. If roles were reversed they wouldn’t even be relevant enough to think about, let alone comment about. Fumin they are and it’s fantastic
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.


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Im just glad them same Everton fans and the nobs on here who passed comment didn’t  see my Hitler photies.

I dread to think what theyd wish upon me.

I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been
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Capon getting quoted on GOT has set me off. ;D

They're back, guys. We better brace ourselves. They've got money and they know how to use it, not to mention how good their manager is.
haha was made up when I saw it. Think it’s the happiest I’ve ever been  ;D
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Like celebrating having chronic diarrhea rather than dysentrey
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I wasn't devastated about them staying up, partly because I'm mates with *checks notes* two sound blues, but mainly because I knew all this would be funny as fuck. Thoughts and prayers with those who didn't cash out on their quintuple bets though.

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Apparently what they experienced yesterday was something we'll never experience and we've been all told to sit and watch the CL Final on the tv.

I really wish we were them, would love for us to be fighting relegation and finishing 16th, who needs that pesky European Cup anyway, or that silver pot known as the FA Cup or that weird thing with three handles called the League Cup. Bottom half of the PL is where it's at.

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haha was made up when I saw it. Think it’s the happiest I’ve ever been  ;D

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Im just glad them same Everton fans and the nobs on here who passed comment didn’t  see my Hitler photies.

I dread to think what theyd wish upon me.

I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been
Oi. I just agreed with a post that said it would be a bit sad if someone on here had posted that at HT. I never saw the post, but if I had & saw it was you I'd have known you were taking the piss.  :D

Sadly based on past experience nothing on HT threads surprises me any more.

Anyway back to laughing at them. No fume here blues, just funny that half a billion buys a relegation battle.


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Imagine how they’re gonna celebrate when they finish further down the table next year. It’s gonna blow the fucking roof off

That’s how this works isn’t it? The worse they do the bigger the celebration?

Is that why Big Duncs their all time Fave player cos he was fucking Cack?

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Take LFC out of the equation.

Imagine a great, world city like Liverpool only having Everton FC to represent it on the football stage.

Simply unimaginable.

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Apparently what they experienced yesterday was something we'll never experience and we've been all told to sit and watch the CL Final on the tv.

I really wish we were them, would love for us to be fighting relegation and finishing 16th, who needs that pesky European Cup anyway, or that silver pot known as the FA Cup or that weird thing with three handles called the League Cup. Bottom half of the PL is where it's at.
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Davek the Loon thinks we are livid because it ruined our ambitions for a "City wide monopoly". ;D

No wonder their turnover is so pathetic and ours will be over triple theirs in the next results.

What a small time insular club they are in the 21st century, do they even attempt to branch out their reach past Merseyside and North Wales.

Was that admitting that they were going out of business thanks to their shady financial dealings? I thought they were just going down a division to suck up those lovely parachute payments before bouncing back in style.
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Have they put a blue flare and a set of bolt cutters in to their museum yet to commemorate their fantastic achievements this season?

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Take LFC out of the equation.

Imagine a great, world city like Liverpool only having Everton FC to represent it on the football stage.

Simply unimaginable.

And well you know they wouldn't be representing the city around the world ... not with those 16th place finishes.

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And well you know they wouldn't be representing the city around the world ... not with those 16th place finishes.

Poor old Tranmere would get a daily mouthful from them.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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I wanted them to go down but their reaction to staying up is far funnier than I ever imagined it could be

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Lamps is at the wheel.

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To recap:

- The European Cup isn't worth playing unless you win - and if your didn't win your league - do you really deserve to be there?
- The FA Cup - is not important - no one cares
- The EL Cup - is not important - no one cares
- The League - in years where Liverpool won should be null and voided, and when Liverpool lose - Abu Dhabi should be lauded for "saving" football

AND

- A 500m pound spend to WIN THE PL escape relegation is the type of win that should be lauded and one that no one else can understand.

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Lamps is at the wheel.

And the wheels on fire



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haha was made up when I saw it. Think it’s the happiest I’ve ever been  ;D

You being the happiest you've ever been makes me the happiest I've ever been.
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To recap:

- The European Cup isn't worth playing unless you win - and if your didn't win your league - do you really deserve to be there?
- The FA Cup - is not important - no one cares
- The EL Cup - is not important - no one cares
- The League - in years where Liverpool won should be null and voided, and when Liverpool lose - Abu Dhabi should be lauded for "saving" football

AND

- A 500m pound spend to WIN THE PL escape relegation is the type of win that should be lauded and one that no one else can understand.

That's about correct.
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You're all jealous

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You can tell Liverpool fans are jelous, they wish they had the spontaneity we have, rather then the fake organised routines they have, and songs sheets to read off for a sing a long
Last night was natural and sincere, it meant a lot for the city, not just the tourists they have who come over for a match day experience

I agree last night was natural and sincere for them!

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Sums the weirdos up very well.

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You're all jealous

I agree last night was natural and sincere for them!

:lmao they're the biggest bunch of deluded assholes in the world.

We're jealous of them because they survived relegation.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Wow.

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You being the happiest you've ever been makes me the happiest I've ever been.
that makes me happy. Don’t think I could be any happier

Infact… ;D
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haha was made up when I saw it. Think it’s the happiest I’ve ever been  ;D

It’s absolutely Barry isn’t it?

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Yeah. We're proper jealous of that lot.
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Yeah. We're proper jealous of that lot.

didn't you read?!!

Football is quite clearly not about winning trophies.

Ask any Everton supporter.

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didn't you read?!!

Football is quite clearly not about winning trophies.

Ask any Everton supporter.

Who said anything about trophies?

I was looking at Jurgen.  ;)
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 Just wait for the epic come down when they realise that Bungalow Bill will take the credit for their dramatic last stand, DBB will still be their incompetent CEO, their sugar daddy has been sanctioned and, at best, they have a lower mid table team and relegation level squad.

And they are still looking for sponsors.

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We had joy
We had fun
Avoiding relegation

But the fun
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You being the happiest you've ever been makes me the happiest I've ever been.

 ;D

This conversation reminds me of this from Guardiola:

https://twitter.com/videoreacts/status/1425497587432529923?lang=en
King Kenny.

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To be honest, I don't know any Evertonians, so the way they are embarrasing themselves is pretty hilarious. But, if we are being serious for a moment, Everton as a club are becoming a serious problem for the Premier League. Their financial cheating, their players acting like idiots, their fans endangering opposition players and staff. If the PL don't act soon, there will be morons from other clubs doing the same, and then the shite will hit the fan ...

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You're all jealous

I agree last night was natural and sincere for them!
Some toxic from Wrexham: "Our spontaneous social media organised bus welcomes are better than your social media organised bus welcomes."  ::)

But yes, I'll agree that their spontaneous racism, house attacking, violence against opposition players and manager, illegally invading the field of play then attacking police afterwards really is something to be proud of.  ::)
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Lampard isn't helping things with his comments after recent incidents during pitch invasions. Saying he doesn't see a problem with it as long as the fans behave themselves. Yeah...About that, Frank. :duh
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