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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24880 on: November 21, 2022, 09:55:29 pm »
Such a shame that Lovren is simply a twat. Still willing to play for Zenit.


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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24881 on: November 30, 2022, 09:34:26 am »
World Cup? Naahh... Holiday, big yes.  ;D  ;D

It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24882 on: November 30, 2022, 09:38:14 am »
Woah, judging by one photo it looks like the man's lost some weight. His shoulder and arm muscles are much leaner. That's good, hopefully the reduction in weight will directly correlate to a return of his blistering pace.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24883 on: November 30, 2022, 09:40:37 am »
World Cup? Naahh... Holiday, big yes.  ;D  ;D



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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24884 on: November 30, 2022, 09:48:22 am »
World Cup? Naahh... Holiday, big yes.  ;D  ;D



Holiday? That’s Sefton Park!

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24885 on: November 30, 2022, 09:55:01 am »
Holiday? That’s Sefton Park!

Nah, its the David Lloyd in Speke
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24886 on: December 1, 2022, 03:29:39 pm »
;D

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkylkfFIymG/

I love he’s at a World Cup, with a chance of winning it, and posting this
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

Normally a player can look great on tubes, but one of the things that's encouraging for me is just the amount of youtube videos on him

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24887 on: December 13, 2022, 06:22:05 am »
Adi collab with Wes Anderson


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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24888 on: December 13, 2022, 07:08:51 am »
Adi collab with Wes Anderson



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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24889 on: December 13, 2022, 09:30:16 am »
Adi collab with Wes Anderson
Thought that said Aldi collab for a moment, and thought 'No way, that suit's too loud even for Aldi'
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24891 on: December 19, 2022, 10:30:00 am »
Video, from Liverpool FC Official Youtube page, shared.

+ Title: "SALAH SURPRISES INSPIRATIONAL LIVERPOOL FAN AT HOME

Presented by NIVEAMEN, watch as Mohamed Salah responds to a heartfelt letter to the club by surprising lifelong Liverpool fan, Eamon, at his home in the city. 
** Click button "CC" to enable the subtitle.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/6eGHd2okStY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/6eGHd2okStY</a>
 
 
Edit, Liverpool FC also have posted it on their official Facebook Page.
- Link: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=670374951301352
« Last Edit: December 19, 2022, 10:40:15 am by NarutoReds »
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24892 on: December 19, 2022, 10:34:45 pm »
wow what a nice thing to do well done mo and all those involved
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24893 on: December 24, 2022, 08:08:20 pm »
Posted a picture in front of a blue Christmas tree. Must be off to Everton in January
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24894 on: December 24, 2022, 08:17:38 pm »

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24895 on: December 24, 2022, 08:18:50 pm »
The rat bastard.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24896 on: December 24, 2022, 08:36:09 pm »
Always love Mo's annual winding up of his fellow Muslims who get upset by his tree and declare they're unfollowing his social media.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24897 on: December 24, 2022, 08:44:30 pm »


Love that, there’s another one on his Twitter, where he and his youngest are laughing, and she is the absolute spit of him  ;D

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24898 on: December 24, 2022, 08:58:18 pm »


Far too much blue on that tree. Any chance we can terminate his contract?

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24899 on: December 26, 2022, 04:37:10 pm »
Always love Mo's annual winding up of his fellow Muslims who get upset by his tree and declare they're unfollowing his social media.

Some of the comments are laughable some take life far too seriously.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24900 on: December 27, 2022, 01:32:38 am »
In good company tonight on 172 goals for us

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24901 on: December 29, 2022, 05:45:52 am »
Despite all of Salah's unmatched brilliance, my favourite memory of him remains him bursting from the wall banner to surprise the schoolkids on that LFC channel video. It shows how upbeat, playful and positive he is as a person. His mental strength to become one of the best in the world after struggling in his first Premier League stint is unreal. Possibly my favourite Liverpool player ever since I didn't watch the 80's and early 90's team.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24902 on: January 1, 2023, 06:30:19 pm »
Special player who would get in any Liverpool team, to be even better than Kenny in the goal charts says an awful lot. Always plays with a smile that cheers up a miserable old bastard like me who is never happy. Me and Ronnie Moran would of got on great.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24903 on: January 1, 2023, 06:43:11 pm »
Mo Salah is one of the best human beings on the planet - even though he is clearly waning as a footballer. ;)
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24904 on: January 1, 2023, 07:42:14 pm »
Special player who would get in any Liverpool team, to be even better than Kenny in the goal charts says an awful lot. Always plays with a smile that cheers up a miserable old bastard like me who is never happy. Me and Ronnie Moran would of got on great.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24905 on: January 2, 2023, 05:43:57 pm »
He might have the nest touch I’ve seen from any Liverpool player

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24906 on: January 2, 2023, 06:28:43 pm »
Seems like he's back way out wide

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24907 on: January 2, 2023, 06:29:20 pm »
Seems like he's back way out wide

Not really he’s been central and ok, should already have an assist.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24908 on: January 2, 2023, 10:22:48 pm »
He's fine. But we're so ponderous and slow and tentative and fearful in the build up, it's really not playing to his strengths
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24909 on: January 2, 2023, 11:27:07 pm »
Seems like he's back way out wide

If you start every match 1-0 down it allows the opposition to sit a bit further back and there’s naturally less space for the like of Salah and Nunez to thrive in.

Until we stop conceding stupid goals we’re making our attack’s job harder. Equally to be fair, we need to start being much more clinical early in games.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24910 on: January 2, 2023, 11:30:40 pm »
If you start every match 1-0 down it allows the opposition to sit a bit further back and there’s naturally less space for the like of Salah and Nunez to thrive in.

Until we stop conceding stupid goals we’re making our attack’s job harder. Equally to be fair, we need to start being much more clinical early in games.

Yeah I think this is the 13th PL game the opposition scored first?

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24911 on: January 2, 2023, 11:35:13 pm »
Yeah I think this is the 13th PL game the opposition scored first?

Something like that. It’s crazy having to score at least twice to win every game.
It also means our attackers never have any room for an off day because chances are we’ll be leaving the game with 0 points.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24912 on: January 2, 2023, 11:48:59 pm »
He isn't and never was a one man team.  The numbers he put up created that illusion.
 But he was part of the best front three in the world who played in front of the hardest working midfield in the world. Neither is the case now. I wouldn't worry about Mo, the numbers are still remarkable in spite of the teams decline.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24913 on: January 7, 2023, 09:12:24 pm »
Said he has escaped criticism lately but that was a good composed touch and finish.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24914 on: January 7, 2023, 09:13:22 pm »
Good finish but its offside that, the rule is so bad

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24915 on: January 7, 2023, 09:15:22 pm »
Good finish but its offside that, the rule is so bad

Yeah I'm not a fan when it goes against us, I think if Salah isn't there the defender probably leaves it. Nice to be the beneficiary of that rule for once though.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24916 on: January 7, 2023, 09:17:00 pm »
Yeah stupid rule, what's he supposed to do just let it go in case he's offside!
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24917 on: January 7, 2023, 09:17:06 pm »
Good finish but its offside that, the rule is so bad

Agreed, we've been stung by it quite a few times so nice to go our way for once.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24918 on: January 7, 2023, 09:58:19 pm »
Can he even take on a man anymore? Struggling to think of the last time I seen him run at a defender successfully. £350k a week ladies and gents

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World
« Reply #24919 on: January 7, 2023, 09:58:37 pm »
Yeah I'm not a fan when it goes against us, I think if Salah isn't there the defender probably leaves it. Nice to be the beneficiary of that rule for once though.

Stupid rule, but no decent defender leaves that ball when a ball like that is coming in.