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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #120 on: September 13, 2018, 01:17:27 pm »
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[7] A player who is either exactly 1.83m in height OR born in 1981.


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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #121 on: September 13, 2018, 01:22:27 pm »
My next defensive pick is....

Fuck it, it’s George Weah



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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #122 on: September 13, 2018, 01:29:34 pm »
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[3] A player who has dyed his hair another colour (please provide picture proof).
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #123 on: September 13, 2018, 01:42:18 pm »
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[11] A player whose first name begins with a 'D'.


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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #124 on: September 13, 2018, 02:03:37 pm »
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[8] A player who was born in August.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #125 on: September 13, 2018, 03:55:38 pm »
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[11] Either a player whose first name begins with a 'D' OR one whose surname begins with a 'C'.
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #126 on: September 13, 2018, 05:13:40 pm »
No.4

Hugo Lloris
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #127 on: September 13, 2018, 05:32:09 pm »
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[4] A player whose team were knocked out at the group stages of either the 2002 or 2010 World Cup (must have played some minutes) (2002).

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #128 on: September 13, 2018, 06:06:50 pm »
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Criteria 9: 1999

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #129 on: September 13, 2018, 06:16:08 pm »
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[8] A player who was born in August.

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[11] Either a player whose first name begins with a 'D' OR one whose surname begins with a 'C'. To avoid confusion, all Brazilian player names/nicknames will count as surnames. e.g. Both Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos would be 'R'.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #130 on: September 13, 2018, 06:17:39 pm »
Manuel Amoros

[2] A player who has played for one of Djibril Cissé’s former clubs EXCEPT Liverpool. So that leaves:- Auxerre, Marseille, Sunderland, Panathinaikos, Lazio, Queens Park Rangers, Al-Gharafa, Kuban Krasnodar, Bastia, Saint-Pierroise, Yverdon, or A.C. Vicenza 1902. This doesn't need to be in the same time frame that Cissé was at the club.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #131 on: September 13, 2018, 06:37:41 pm »
No.8

Fernando Couto
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #132 on: September 13, 2018, 07:06:01 pm »
Alan Hansen
Criteria 6: Movie - Bend it Like Beckham


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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #133 on: September 13, 2018, 07:25:11 pm »
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[7] A player who is either exactly 1.83m in height OR born in 1981. 1.83m in height

Laudrup: [2] A player who has played for one of Djibril Cissé’s former clubs EXCEPT Liverpool. So that leaves:- Auxerre, Marseille, Sunderland, Panathinaikos, Lazio, Queens Park Rangers, Al-Gharafa, Kuban Krasnodar, Bastia, Saint-Pierroise, Yverdon, or A.C. Vicenza 1902. This doesn't need to be in the same time frame that Cissé was at the club. Lazio
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2018, 07:37:18 pm »
Dejan Savicevic



[11] Either a player whose first name begins with a 'D' OR one whose surname begins with a 'C'. To avoid confusion, all Brazilian player names/nicknames will count as surnames. e.g. Both Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos would be 'R'.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #135 on: September 13, 2018, 07:50:44 pm »
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[3] A player who has dyed his hair another colour (please provide picture proof).
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #136 on: September 13, 2018, 07:53:48 pm »
IAN RUSH

[10] A player who has scored a goal in the final of either the FA Cup OR the UEFA Super Cup.


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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #137 on: September 13, 2018, 08:20:09 pm »
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[4] A player whose team were knocked out at the group stages of either the 2002 or 2010 World Cup (must have played some minutes).
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #138 on: September 13, 2018, 11:22:30 pm »
Dida [5] A player who has won the Confederations Cup (must have appeared in the final).



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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #139 on: September 14, 2018, 12:18:17 am »


[8] A player who was born in August.


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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #140 on: September 14, 2018, 01:19:21 am »
Nigel Spink



[9] A player who came on as a substitute for an European Cup/Champions League winning team in the final.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #141 on: September 14, 2018, 09:10:52 am »
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #142 on: September 14, 2018, 09:43:17 am »
Preud’Homme

1.83m tall
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #143 on: September 14, 2018, 10:24:14 am »
Pat Jennings



[7] A player who is either exactly 1.83m in height OR born in 1981.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #144 on: September 14, 2018, 10:36:28 am »
[8] Born in August

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[7] Player who is 1.83m

Phil Thompson

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #145 on: September 14, 2018, 10:41:13 am »
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[2] A player who has played for one of Djibril Cissé’s former clubs EXCEPT Liverpool. (Lazio)
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #146 on: September 14, 2018, 10:52:12 am »
César Azpilicueta

Category [8] - Born August 28th 1989


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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #147 on: September 14, 2018, 11:51:47 am »
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[2] A player who has played for one of Djibril Cissé’s former clubs EXCEPT Liverpool. So that leaves:- Auxerre, Marseille, Sunderland, Panathinaikos, Lazio, Queens Park Rangers, Al-Gharafa, Kuban Krasnodar, Bastia, Saint-Pierroise, Yverdon, or A.C. Vicenza 1902. This doesn't need to be in the same time frame that Cissé was at the club.
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #148 on: September 14, 2018, 12:30:41 pm »

10. Scored in FA Cup Final

Sergio Aguero

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #149 on: September 14, 2018, 12:39:15 pm »
Ciro Ferrara -  [10] A player who has scored a goal in the final of either the FA Cup OR the UEFA Super Cup.

1996 UEFA Super Cup - Juventus v PSG (33' minute)

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2018, 12:54:33 pm »
Joel Matip

August
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #151 on: September 14, 2018, 12:59:29 pm »
Giuseppe Meazza



[8] A player who was born in August.
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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2018, 01:22:24 pm »
GERARD PIQUE

[1] A player who has played in a club match that also featured Djibril Cissé.
https://www.skysports.com/football/barcelona-vs-panathinaikos/teams/227465



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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2018, 02:02:27 pm »
                                                    Ashley Cole



[11] Either a player whose first name begins with a 'D' OR one whose surname begins with a 'C'

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2018, 02:09:18 pm »
Samir Handanovic



[4] A player whose team were knocked out at the group stages of either the 2002 or 2010 World Cup (must have played some minutes). 2010

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2018, 02:15:58 pm »
Frank Lampard
Criteria 1

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2018, 03:03:37 pm »
Red85 selects

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Category 10

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2018, 03:06:41 pm »
Samuel Eto’o

Category 1. He played against Cameroon in the Confederations Cup

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2018, 03:08:59 pm »
Vítor Baía



[4] A player whose team were knocked out at the group stages of either the 2002 or 2010 World Cup (must have played some minutes).

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Re: Djibril Cissé's Shopping List Draft - Selection Thread
« Reply #159 on: September 14, 2018, 04:15:14 pm »
                                                                        Javier Mascherano



[1] A player who has played in a club match that also featured Djibril Cissé. Both players must have played minutes in the same game, but not necessarily at the same time.

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