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Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« on: August 15, 2022, 08:50:48 pm »
Here's an idea - if you think the half time threads are a 'disgrace', 'embarrassing', 'full of moaning bedwetters' etc, go and do something else for the next 15 minutes. Make a cup of tea, walk the dog, have a quick tug, whatever. This thread is for anyone who just wants to post a quick reaction to what we just watched, it's not worth getting wound up about.

Now, regarding the football, that was the very definition of smash and grab from Palace. We had all the possession and the chances but couldn't take any and got sucker punched. Nat Phillips is a good lad who tries his best but he really isn't good enough unfortunately.

Another huge test coming up in the second half. We don't have a lot of the bench to change things because of the desperate injury situation so it's on the lads already out there to rescue this.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:12 pm »
Patience…patience…
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:16 pm »
What’s with VVD’s closing down players? Is he allergic to making a block? Also Darwin mate you have to score that golden chance.  The atmosphere is awful too.

Looking at that bench... one Matheus Nunes please
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:25 pm »
Predictable

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:26 pm »
Zaha has just sat on the shoulder of Phillips the entire half.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:30 pm »
Not good, we were busy and dominant first 25 or whatever but it was hardly a case of battering down the door, more lots of tame efforts or half chances and a couple of good ones. Then went to shit and lucky it's not 2.

Thiago is probably our most important player, loads of others are great but he just seems to elevate this team another 2 levels (Fulham aside!). Hopefully we can equalise then Palace wilt under the pressure.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:35 pm »
Lovely.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:40 pm »
Apart from Elliot, pretty ordinary all round.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:40 pm »
1 chance 1 goal.

100 chances, 0 goals.

Sigh.

They're targeting Nat with the ball over the top and it worked once out of 5.

Ah well.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:41 pm »
Played well enough to be 3-0 up.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:43 pm »
On the bright side, Harvey Elliot is some player.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:45 pm »
Elliott best player on the pitch so far. Diaz needs to do more.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:50 pm »
Has Fab ever played that badly before, he's been palace's best player.
Harvey has been sensational.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2022, 08:51:51 pm »
I've seen this movie before. Getting old.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:00 pm »
Crystal Palace are doing exactly what they came here to do. A very well-drilled side so far. We are just not smart enough with the ball.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:01 pm »
I think we're playing really well.  It's just the finishing that has let us down.

Palace were always going to get the occasional breakaway and Zaha took the chance very well.  Apart from that and the five minutes after the goal where the game got really ragged we have dominated.

I'm confident we'll get the win.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:04 pm »
Literally we did everything but score… Palace were under pressure, get 1 chance and score… unbelievable really.

Just need to turn the screw more and we’ll see them crack

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:07 pm »
Pfffft don't even know how to assess that half. Some great performances from Elliott and Trent, some poor performances from Milner and Robbo and everyone else is so-so.

Not sure we deserve to be behind, but that's the nature of Palace's game plan. Irritating more than anything.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:10 pm »
How are we losing this????

Well obviously due to missing easy chances. Can't believe Nunez missed that one.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:10 pm »
We're really starting the season on the back foot!

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:10 pm »
Cowardly but effective from Palace...test for the rest of the season on finding a way through these blocks. Important second half...let's go

Elliott fantastic, fighting for every ball

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:11 pm »
We never do things the easy way.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:12 pm »
Wish we’d just be clinical against teams like Palace for once.

Irritating thing is, Palace looked ordinary until their goal. Now they’re defending for their lives.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:13 pm »
Are Liverpool actually trying to kill me this season.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:17 pm »
Played well enough to be 3-0 up.


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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:17 pm »
Frustrating.

Elliott has been great. We need a lot more from Diaz.


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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:19 pm »
State of that!

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:22 pm »
Really poor from us. Sure we’ve had a lot of the ball but when have Palace ever been worried like we were when Zaha broke through twice? I know it’s a weakened team but we’re better than this. A draw at home to Palace is a poor result but that’s as good as we look like getting.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:23 pm »
Predictable.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:24 pm »
Post sums up my feelings to be honest. Could quite easily be a few goals up.

Doesn’t look like one of those games where we won’t score. Just hoping we don’t allow Palace in again because if they get a second heads will drop and it’s game over unfortunately

Side notes, Elliot has been fantastic

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:24 pm »
Shit in both boxes.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:27 pm »
Oh boy!

The players who are there can and should better than this.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:27 pm »
Been the better team, played well but just couldn't finish and then got hit with a decent counter. Elliot has looked really good.

Atmosphere's not great so far.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:30 pm »
Incredible how we can't score from any of those chances but Zaha finds pretty much the only angle possible to slot it in.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:31 pm »
That first half was almost as bad as the atmosphere in the ground.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:31 pm »
Diaz is miles off it - thankfully there’s a 2nd half

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:35 pm »
We need extra playmaker / Firmino or the new kid on the pitch intead of diaz.. we lack midfield presence..

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:38 pm »
Think we’ve played well and Elliott and Salah look a real threat. Should be well clear

More chances to come

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:39 pm »
Bar the obvious we’ve actually played well for large periods up to the 18 yard box, just really lacking the cutting edge.

We have to stop conceding first that is the 6th league game in a row we’ve gone 1-0 down in.

Elliott played well but need more from Diaz and Nunez
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2022, 08:52:41 pm »
Elliott best player on the pitch so far. Diaz needs to do more.
Yes, I want to see a bit more from Diaz, it would be the difference.
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