Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[El Lobo]

City are too good for mid table dross. Only way I see us winning the league is to win the rest of our games.

 

[Ray K]

Goldbridge is in rare form too

https://twitter.com/GoldbridgeWorld/status/1061709349624651777?s=19

Jurassic Park! Jurassic Park! Jurassic Park!

[Flaccido Dongingo]

And he's baaaaaaaaaaack..

Andy Tate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eqEwf6Vgs

I'm looking forward to the attention seeking munchkin exploding again.

[DonkeyWan]

And he's baaaaaaaaaaack..

Andy Tate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eqEwf6Vgs

'Scrooge McDuck'... someone want to tell him how much Mourinho has spent on defenders to date?

[So… Howard Philips]

………….. and that's WITH De Gea!

But with Smalling and Lindelof

[McSquared]

And he's baaaaaaaaaaack..

Andy Tate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eqEwf6Vgs

Mentaleteh

[JamesG L4]

Not sure anyone could expect them to be higher than Bournemouth or Watford in the league given how little he has to operate with. It's a minor miracle they're as high as 8th really.

This type of thing is absolutely fucking beautiful. Right up my street.

Remember the vermin had RAWK Meltdown? Put your six fingered glove on and tweet this from yer cheap Chinese eBay android phone, ye gang of absolute mings.

[Iska]

Mentaleteh

Avoi ... avoi ... avoidable.  Avoidable.

Not a fan of the agitated guy presenting though.  Too eager to be pals.  I preferred the other lad, who barely seemed to tolerate this buffoon his star’s happened to be hitched to.

[Gaz123456]

They are 12 off the top and 15 off the bottom. Wow!

[rushyman]

Jesus Christ I just heard Jose going on about tiredness and mistakes. Stopped just short of saying city were lucky

He is such a lunatic

[soxfan]

And he's baaaaaaaaaaack..

Andy Tate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eqEwf6Vgs

The clown waits until there isn't another human being left within 5 miles of the stadium so he can get his precious alone time in front of the camera. He's nothing but a triple-chinned bearded Kardashian.

"One fing I won't accept is a lack of tryin'!"

Oh really, you twat? You aren't accepting it? Really now. So who are you going to set straight? Gonna walk into the dressing room and scold the boys? Maybe personally give Lukaku or De Gea a good kicking? What a fool.

I started watching for a laugh, but after 30 seconds it was off. Idiot.

[4pool]

The irony of Andy Tate , and the red Mancs in general, complaining about Jose not being given money to spend the past summer.

Errrrr, isn't that Tottenham in the top 4 and just how much did they spend this past summer?

[Lush is the best medicine...]

How much have spurs spent since Ferguson went compared to them??

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

Last 5 seasons

                   Gross (£)           Nett per season

1. Man City  740,400,000 - 101,570,000
2. Man Utd  594,530,000 - 80,096,000
3. Chelsea   677,550,000 - 48,540,000
4. Arsenal   385,740,000 - 44,398,000
5. Everton   400,000,000 - 40,600,000
6. Liverpool 578,750,000 - 34,734,000

18. Tottenham 237,750,000 - 3,670,000

[Miltonred]

The one time I get behind these fuckers in my entire life and they get bloody spanked.

...maybe I should root for them to win every game?

[mallin9]

Voted in the poll. So there's others too who see virtue in the safe pair of hands with Fat Sam. C'mon just do it, you know it's right 

[Something Worse]

This type of thing is absolutely fucking beautiful. Right up my street.

Remember the vermin had RAWK Meltdown? Put your six fingered glove on and tweet this from yer cheap Chinese eBay android phone, ye gang of absolute mings.

Agree entirely! Mancs and Arsenal fans shit themselves on these channels every other week and yet Liverpool fans are the hysterical ones?

[mersey_paradiso]

And he's baaaaaaaaaaack..

Andy Tate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eqEwf6Vgs

Classic.

[mersey_paradiso]

    

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[mersey_paradiso]

1 shot on goal the entire game (the penalty)


It is the first time since 1990-91 that Manchester United have lost as many as four of their opening 12 games in a top-flight season.

This is the first time since 1977-78 that United have a negative goal difference after 12 games of a top-flight season.   


Only Fulham (0) have kept fewer clean sheets than Manchester United (1) in the Premier League this season.

[harleydanger]

Defensive masterclass after defensive masterclass.

We're all getting a PHD in defense

[GaryM]

The special (minus) one (gd)

[elsewhere]

De Gea has just given up hasn't he. Must be sick to death of saving their arses every week by now.

the downfall is incredible, that WC experience broke him. He is now down there with likes of Fulham, Huddersfield about conceding most goals in the league.

[OneTouchFooty]

“Need to invest”, “not spent money”, “give us a transfer window” etc... fuck off. Utd have spent a fortune the past 5 years, they’re the only team capable of challenging City financially, on transfers and especially wages. They’ve just spent badly and gone after extravagant quick fixes more often than not.

[rob1966]

the downfall is incredible, that WC experience broke him. He is now down there with likes of Fulham, Huddersfield about conceding most goals in the league.

Imagine how he felt in the summer, when first us and then Chelsea, broke the world record for a keeper and he's stuck facing another season of standing behind a bunch of clowns with no other clubs interested in him. He's not even got nice weather or a nice city to work in to cheer him up. Then, on top of that, he has to put up with sitting in traffic jams on the bus going the ground or having to stay in Nevilles hotel football

[Tobelius]

'Scrooge McDuck'... someone want to tell him how much Mourinho has spent on defenders to date?

Haha yes,Scrooge McDuck indeed.
Their board and Woodward doesn't seem to be very good at organising things at the club apart from the commercial side of things but money hasn't been exactly tight there for any manager after Ferguson.
500k/week contract for Sanchez,yeah that's very Scrooge McDucky at near world record levels.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Just watching souness v neville, zabaleta in the middle is sooo awkward

[GreatEx]

I guess i wanted them to get a point from city, but seeing them on track for 12-13 losses and a negative GD is one gift horse whose mouth i won't be looking in. 1 clean sheet in 12, better take the bus for a service jose, the handbreak's busted!

[Daniel Cabbaggio]

I guess i wanted them to get a point from city, but seeing them on track for 12-13 losses and a negative GD is one gift horse whose mouth i won't be looking in. 1 clean sheet in 12, better take the bus for a service jose, the handbreak's busted!

Hard to park a Bus with no wheels too

[spen71]

I just watched MOD2.    Fuck me these are one poor side!

[Qston]

1 shot on goal the entire game (the penalty)


It is the first time since 1990-91 that Manchester United have lost as many as four of their opening 12 games in a top-flight season.

This is the first time since 1977-78 that United have a negative goal difference after 12 games of a top-flight season.   


Only Fulham (0) have kept fewer clean sheets than Manchester United (1) in the Premier League this season.

So let me get this right. The basic approach of Maureen is park the bus and defensive solidity ?

[PaulF]

Clearly de gea is done. World record bid for Pickford?

[andyw79]

So now they are in a top 4 battle, but I thought Jose just said a few days earlier that they were a shoe in for the top 4! 🤔🤣🤣

[Peabee]

They are 12 off the top and 15 off the bottom. Wow!

Yeah, it’s shocking that they’re that far off the bottom...

[mkingdon]

And he's baaaaaaaaaaack..

Andy Tate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eqEwf6Vgs

Inject that into my veins   

The delusion levels are off the scale....

The delusion check list

1. Haven't spent enough - Check
2. The board will only buy players who will sell shirts, cos we all know shirt sales make the fee back in a matter of weeks - Check
3. Glorious levels of entitlement - Check
4. Dummy spit out because they lost a game - Check
5. Varane would definitely come to United  - Check
6. A £250m spree in January will sort it all out. - Check


Glorious.

[Petadroli]

How on earth can you justify such a performance in a derby. A single shot on target and that was the penalty. Not a single scoring chance. Two dribbles and 35% possession. Sounds like they played with 10vs11 for large parts of the match, but in effect they were just plain shit.

[BarryCrocker]

Don't know if its been mentioned but apparently when Silva scored in the 12th minute, Man United had only made 11 passes of which 5 were successful.

[Red Beret]

Stretch your mind into the realm of ridiculous fantasy and imagine having to beat Everton to stop them going top of the table, and if they beat you then Man United will be top of the table.

Nah, not realistic.  We love tw@tting Everton no matter where they are in the league.

Also, don't be too hard on DeGea.  No player, no matter how good, can carry a poor team on his back forever (Well, Stevie G maybe...).  The guy's just buckling under the grind Maureen has put him under.  It's what Mourhino does to players, good and bad.  He just breaks them.

By the time he's done with United, even the "good" players in their squad could well be damaged beyond repair.  They'll probably need a fresh start with a new club, which will leave United saddled with the mercs.  Lovely.

New contract for Maureen please!

[elsewhere]

Yeah, it’s shocking that they’re that far off the bottom...

[Gerry Attrick]

The stats make for brutal reading for Man U. David Silva made more key passes in the game than the entire Man U starting XI and subs. Fernandinho had as many shots as Lingard, Rashford, Martial, Mata, Sanchez and Lukaku combined.