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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #200 on: October 11, 2017, 04:40:33 pm »
You're not.  ;D

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #201 on: October 11, 2017, 04:40:40 pm »
What am I missing? :-\

Money that he embezzled?

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #202 on: October 11, 2017, 04:41:29 pm »
Money that he embezzled?

Maybe he'd make a better Finance minister. Although he got caught, so maybe not.
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #203 on: October 11, 2017, 04:42:24 pm »
Maybe he'd make a better Finance minister. Although he got caught, so maybe not.

I dunno that's like making Donald Trump presi... damnit.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #204 on: October 11, 2017, 04:44:24 pm »
Foreign Minsters do a lot of schmoozing and back handed deals with others.Perfect man to lead my Empire in foreign lands.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #205 on: October 11, 2017, 04:47:33 pm »
I wonder if anyone will actually pick a politician? Harold Wilson? Obama? Churchill? Robert Owen (or was he just a lobbyist?)?

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« Reply #206 on: October 11, 2017, 04:48:10 pm »
I wonder if anyone will actually pick a politician? Harold Wilson? Obama? Churchill? Robert Owen (or was he just a lobbyist?)?

My picks in all this would be completely ironic.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #207 on: October 11, 2017, 04:55:05 pm »
My picks in all this would be completely ironic.
I had intended to pick 3 semi serious ones but as 2 or them are gone, picking just 1 straight one will probably end up looking daft as fuck now lol

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #208 on: October 11, 2017, 04:59:50 pm »
My picks in all this would be completely ironic.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #209 on: October 11, 2017, 05:02:47 pm »
Minister of Irony - Alanis Morissette

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #210 on: October 11, 2017, 05:03:12 pm »
I had intended to pick 3 semi serious ones but as 2 or them are gone, picking just 1 straight one will probably end up looking daft as fuck now lol

I'm aiming for mostly humorous and/or unexpected, but I'm also trying to pick people who would actually be good at their job. Might stick a few vaguely serious ones in later, but I doubt I'll be picking any real life politicians.
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #211 on: October 11, 2017, 05:09:52 pm »
I'm aiming for mostly humorous and/or unexpected, but I'm also trying to pick people who would actually be good at their job. Might stick a few vaguely serious ones in later, but I doubt I'll be picking any real life politicians.

My cabinet will be completely serious picks. Even Bill Hicks is a serious pick.
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #212 on: October 11, 2017, 05:15:19 pm »
I wonder if anyone will actually pick a politician? Harold Wilson? Obama? Churchill? Robert Owen (or was he just a lobbyist?)?

Depends how you define it, Machiavelli was a career politician (amongst other things) but I mostly picked him based on his literary work.

Wouldn't go anywhere near the current lot but there are a few politicians from further back that I respect and wouldn't mind picking...just seems a bit boring in the context of this draft!

My picks in all this would be completely ironic.

That gets boring quickly though. Har de har another person who was shite at handling money picked as Finance Minister. Much funnier to do what Betty and a few others are doing I reckon, where the picks are completely outrageous but still make sense in a roundabout way.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #213 on: October 11, 2017, 05:19:27 pm »
Minister of Culture: Leonardo da Vinci



Knew I should've picked him this round :D Great pick! Incredible how one man could know so many things...I barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning  ;D

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #214 on: October 11, 2017, 05:20:14 pm »
Sepp Blatter as Foreign minster, I don't know how you guy's aren't getting that.  ;D

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #215 on: October 11, 2017, 05:27:41 pm »
Sepp Blatter as Foreign minster, I don't know how you guy's aren't getting that.  ;D

I get it and I like it. I'm sure I'll take a similar line. I think the title of Foreign Minister is misleading slightly. Maybe it should be Foreign/Diplomacy or something, because the 'foreign' tag doesn't make as much sense when your own cabinet is foreign to you!
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #216 on: October 11, 2017, 05:33:46 pm »


Knew I should've picked him this round :D Great pick! Incredible how one man could know so many things...I barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning  ;D

Feynman and da Vinci so far. Don't any of you lot have jobs?

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #217 on: October 11, 2017, 05:37:47 pm »
I get it and I like it. I'm sure I'll take a similar line. I think the title of Foreign Minister is misleading slightly. Maybe it should be Foreign/Diplomacy or something, because the 'foreign' tag doesn't make as much sense when your own cabinet is foreign to you!

Changed it to: 1 Foreign Minister/Minister of International Relations/Diplomacy

Feynman and da Vinci so far. Don't any of you lot have jobs?

We do, we have jobs we pretend to be doing while we're actually drafting :D I approve of both your picks by the way, my favourite duo so far.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #218 on: October 11, 2017, 05:38:59 pm »
Feynman and da Vinci so far. Don't any of you lot have jobs?

Some of us do not.
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« Reply #219 on: October 11, 2017, 05:43:08 pm »
Changed it to: 1 Foreign Minister/Minister of International Relations/Diplomacy

Sounds good to me  :thumbup
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #220 on: October 11, 2017, 06:14:13 pm »
Just had a look: some great picks (Larry David and Mr T), and a couple I was eyeing up (Sun Tzu and Elon Musk). I think this'll be a good 'un.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #221 on: October 11, 2017, 06:55:24 pm »
I've picked now as Lasty's hour is up. Usually I'd give a bit more leeway since I can see him loitering online, but I have to nip out in a rush.
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #222 on: October 11, 2017, 06:59:44 pm »
I've picked now as Lasty's hour is up. Usually I'd give a bit more leeway since I can see him loitering online, but I have to nip out in a rush.

Salvador Dali - Minister of Culture

Probably the best pick so far, wish I'd thought of him.
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #223 on: October 11, 2017, 07:13:06 pm »
Salvador Dali - Minister of Culture

Probably the best pick so far, wish I'd thought of him.

There are way too many people to pick from :D

I hadn't thought of Dali either, incredible given how famous he is but there must be loads more that haven't crossed my mind yet. Awesome pick. Lastrador putting together a nice little team as well.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #224 on: October 11, 2017, 09:13:57 pm »
Mandela, who they locked up just for being black.
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #225 on: October 11, 2017, 09:23:34 pm »
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #226 on: October 11, 2017, 09:32:39 pm »
2 Nobel prize winners and da Vinci. Not bad so far.

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #227 on: October 11, 2017, 10:05:04 pm »
I watched a documentary this afternoon on Atilla the Hun prior to naming him Minister of War/Defence.

Wow, what a bloke!! Fascinating stuff.

I'd be happy to know Atilla had my back that's for sure.

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« Reply #228 on: October 11, 2017, 10:11:29 pm »
Mandela, who they locked up just for being black.

Didn't reoffend after being released, so...

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« Reply #229 on: October 11, 2017, 10:13:09 pm »
Didn't reoffend after being released, so...
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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #230 on: October 11, 2017, 10:34:42 pm »
They rebut it so much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #231 on: October 11, 2017, 10:37:03 pm »
Napoleon would have been fetching Crosby Nick's favourite biscuit.

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« Reply #232 on: October 11, 2017, 10:37:35 pm »
They rebut it so much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

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« Reply #233 on: October 11, 2017, 10:57:40 pm »
Not even picked today yet.

Dragging a touch.

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« Reply #234 on: October 11, 2017, 11:02:29 pm »
Blasphemy! Gonna have to ban Abba from my country, can't be having any of this Waterloo lark  :D

He was great in Bill & Ted too

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #235 on: October 12, 2017, 03:25:13 am »
He was great in Bill & Ted too

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #236 on: October 12, 2017, 08:59:13 am »
Apologies for not being about last night and slowing proceedings. I've made my pick and PM'ed the next in line...

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #237 on: October 12, 2017, 09:00:52 am »
He was great in Bill & Ted too

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Re: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Discussion Thread
« Reply #238 on: October 12, 2017, 09:59:08 am »
Done my 2 catch up picks
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« Reply #239 on: October 12, 2017, 10:03:22 am »
Done my 2 catch up picks

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