Author Topic: David Squires - Football cartoonist (Read 327641 times)

Hazell · « **Reply #320 on:** July 6, 2018, 04:33:28 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on July 6, 2018, 02:18:42 pm

Love the Thomas Turgoose reference.

And the Ace of Base scarf.

Ross Kemp was ace too.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #321 on:** July 6, 2018, 10:34:48 pm »

Hamez crying after tasting his own earwax

sinnermichael · « **Reply #322 on:** July 10, 2018, 07:43:32 am »

https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1016445466915958784?s=19

Ziltoid · « **Reply #323 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:14:18 pm »

BoRed · « **Reply #324 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:46:14 pm »

Football's coming home.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/10/david-squires-on-england-croatia-and-the-world-cup-semi-finals

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #325 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:05:43 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on July 10, 2018, 12:46:14 pm

Football's coming home.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/10/david-squires-on-england-croatia-and-the-world-cup-semi-finals

That last panel!

Lfsea · « **Reply #326 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:05:53 pm »

Oh my God, the Modric panel

afc tukrish · « **Reply #327 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:58:11 pm »

Vida bringing a little Napoleon Dynamite...

Anthony · « **Reply #328 on:** July 13, 2018, 06:13:06 pm »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/13/david-squires-on-the-stages-of-world-cup-woe-and-reasons-to-be-cheerful

Slippers...

afc tukrish · « **Reply #329 on:** July 13, 2018, 06:23:33 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on July 13, 2018, 06:13:06 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/13/david-squires-on-the-stages-of-world-cup-woe-and-reasons-to-be-cheerful

Slippers...

Please tell me the dog is meant to be Allardyce...

sms1986 · « **Reply #330 on:** July 13, 2018, 06:30:29 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on July 13, 2018, 06:13:06 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/13/david-squires-on-the-stages-of-world-cup-woe-and-reasons-to-be-cheerful

Slippers...

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #331 on:** July 13, 2018, 06:37:46 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on July 13, 2018, 06:23:33 pm

Please tell me the dog is meant to be Allardyce...

Well it's called Sam and it's playing with a Sammy Lee doll

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #332 on:** July 13, 2018, 06:40:58 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on July 13, 2018, 06:23:33 pm

Please tell me the dog is meant to be Allardyce...

It is! But who is his chew toy?

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #333 on:** July 14, 2018, 03:04:00 am »

The Allardyce dog

Lfsea · « **Reply #334 on:** July 14, 2018, 08:45:01 am »

He really is a magnificent bastard.

Ray K · « **Reply #335 on:** July 17, 2018, 12:24:59 pm »

And finally ..

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/17/david-squires-on-frances-world-cup-win-and-a-final-look-at-russia-2018

The third panel is disturbingly brilliant. And the 2022 WC being held in Gilead.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #336 on:** July 17, 2018, 01:31:19 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on July 17, 2018, 12:24:59 pm

And finally ..

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/17/david-squires-on-frances-world-cup-win-and-a-final-look-at-russia-2018

The third panel is disturbingly brilliant. And the 2022 WC being held in Gilead.

Indeed. That third panel.

Ray K · « **Reply #337 on:** July 17, 2018, 01:39:16 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 17, 2018, 01:31:19 pm

Indeed. That third panel.

It's a Kays catalogue he's 'reading'.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #338 on:** July 17, 2018, 02:46:47 pm »

That explains why I have a bad back

jammy dodger · « **Reply #339 on:** July 17, 2018, 04:59:08 pm »

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #340 on:** July 17, 2018, 05:50:17 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on July 17, 2018, 01:39:16 pm

It's a Kays catalogue he's 'reading'.

Had a placement year there at uni. Had to dig out stills from photo shoots to send to magazines in the hope of getting their stuff featured. Lost many an hour down in that darkened archive room. Good times.

Iska · « **Reply #341 on:** July 17, 2018, 06:20:16 pm »

Neymar looks a bit like Crocodile Dundee there. Not sure he even had a haircut like that - it’s a cruel fate for him, now he’s just the guy where you can draw anything, and everyone knows it means ‘lol Neymar’.

Fitzy. · « **Reply #342 on:** July 17, 2018, 07:09:23 pm »

The third panel is possibly his finest ever work. Genius

KenyanKopite · « **Reply #343 on:** July 18, 2018, 08:09:22 pm »

Ha ha, I've just discovered what inspired the third panel

https://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2018/jul/18/the-30-best-photos-of-the-2018-world-cup-in-pictures

It's the third photo.

Fitzy. · « **Reply #344 on:** July 18, 2018, 08:17:26 pm »

Quote from: KenyanKopite on July 18, 2018, 08:09:22 pm

Ha ha, I've just discovered what inspired the third panel

https://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2018/jul/18/the-30-best-photos-of-the-2018-world-cup-in-pictures

It's the third photo.

Good work

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #345 on:** August 10, 2018, 01:06:03 pm »

Latest one here...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/aug/10/david-squires-on-emo-jose-mourinhos-premier-league-2018-19-preview?CMP=share_btn_tw

For some reason the Huddersfield and Watford panels really tickled me.

Dench57 · « **Reply #346 on:** August 10, 2018, 01:07:38 pm »

nice sopranos reference

Bobinhood · « **Reply #347 on:** August 10, 2018, 01:36:21 pm »

Have Squires and Capon ever been seen together at the same time?

Something Worse · « **Reply #348 on:** August 11, 2018, 03:23:34 am »

Sarah Connor's nightmare for Huddlesfield, class.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #349 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:10:21 pm »

A new one

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/aug/14/david-squires-return-of-the-premier-league-season

Shaqiri, Cech and taking the piss out of Richard Keys are the highlights for me.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #350 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:30:19 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on August 14, 2018, 02:10:21 pm

A new one

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/aug/14/david-squires-return-of-the-premier-league-season

Shaqiri, Cech and taking the piss out of Richard Keys are the highlights for me.

Great shout, Brian. Read a few more while I was there. Genius.

Love Mo's eyes bulging and the 'pop' on his shoulder as Shaqiri hugs him

Also, about Emery and the Arse, 'French exchange students apparently being picked to anchor the midfield'

Dim Glas · « **Reply #351 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:31:11 pm »

Emo Jose is here to stay

classycarra · « **Reply #352 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:37:29 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on August 14, 2018, 02:10:21 pm

A new one

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/aug/14/david-squires-return-of-the-premier-league-season

Shaqiri, Cech and taking the piss out of Richard Keys are the highlights for me.

Oh shit, did a Richard Keys joke fly over my head?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #353 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:43:22 pm »

Quote from: Classycara on August 14, 2018, 02:37:29 pm

Oh shit, did a Richard Keys joke fly over my head?

Raheem and his cups of tea. Remember, he had his mrs take cups out to the journos camped outside his house during that scandal. The scandal when he got caught being a sexist fuck, not the scandal when the same wife had cancer and he was fucking their daughters friend.

sms1986 · « **Reply #354 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:49:54 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on August 14, 2018, 02:43:22 pm

Raheem and his cups of tea. Remember, he had his mrs take cups out to the journos camped outside his house during that scandal. The scandal when he got caught being a sexist fuck, not the scandal when the same wife had cancer and he was fucking their daughters friend.

I thought the cups of tea was referencing Boris "Mophead" Johnson? That's happened a lot more recently than the Keys one.

classycarra · « **Reply #355 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:51:16 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on August 14, 2018, 02:43:22 pm

Raheem and his cups of tea. Remember, he had his mrs take cups out to the journos camped outside his house during that scandal. The scandal when he got caught being a sexist fuck, not the scandal when the same wife had cancer and he was fucking their daughters friend.

Ah, subtle piss taking without giving him the publicity he so desperately craves. Well played squires!

Cheers for explaining

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #356 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:55:08 pm »

Quote from: sms1986 on August 14, 2018, 02:49:54 pm

I thought the cups of tea was referencing Boris "Mophead" Johnson? That's happened a lot more recently than the Keys one.

Can't it be both?

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #357 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:58:43 pm »

Boris only has 3 cups

sms1986 · « **Reply #358 on:** August 14, 2018, 03:03:25 pm »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on August 14, 2018, 02:58:43 pm

Boris only has 3 cups

Keys' wife only has five. Still, both of them are in the running for next Everton manager with that many cups!

Ray K · « **Reply #359 on:** August 14, 2018, 03:04:55 pm »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on August 14, 2018, 02:58:43 pm

Boris only has 3 cups

Boris brought a bag of sugar out instead of a sugar bowl. Hanging's too good for him.

I like his Sarri and Unai Emery ones, he's good at those.

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