Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[Tommy_W]

Trouble is we've signed most of the good ones now. 

Better make sure you finish above us this year then! 

[jillcwhomever]

Better make sure you finish above us this year then! 

Missed this banter, the real football will soon be here. 

[Dench57]

Better make sure you finish above us this year then! 

[Solomon Grundy]

I'm actually quite excited about the prospect of signing Jack Grealish. If we can get him for 20-25 million I think he could prove to be a real bargain.  A lot of my family are Villa fans so I've seen him play a hell of a lot, and he's been pretty much the only shining light in the team the last couple of years.

The only downside.....our new kit makes it look like you have your shorts way too high. So Grealish is gonna look like he's wearing a thong.

You have my utmost sympathy Tommy.

[Rattleduser]

[Dim Glas]

Still some work to do on the giant toilet seat then

[Rattleduser]

it's got a hinge as well 

[Djozer]

it's got a hinge as well 

A massively out of whack one, at that. Be one of those ones that's always slipping off the bowl when you're mid-dump.

[BeautifulGame91]

I'm actually quite excited about the prospect of signing Jack Grealish. If we can get him for 20-25 million I think he could prove to be a real bargain.  A lot of my family are Villa fans so I've seen him play a hell of a lot, and he's been pretty much the only shining light in the team the last couple of years.

The only downside.....our new kit makes it look like you have your shorts way too high. So Grealish is gonna look like he's wearing a thong.

Villa now have new ownership so not under the same pressure to sell as they were before .

Can't see them selling for 20mil now. Probably will cost 30-35 mil considering he won't force a move.

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[Dim Glas]

A massively out of whack one, at that. Be one of those ones that's always slipping off the bowl when you're mid-dump.

And I'm sure that the 'To Dare is to do' above the hinge will get photoshopped by someone far more childish than me 

[Umbarto]

Wait... they shaped it like a chicken egg???

[Something Worse]

Wait... they shaped it like a chicken egg???

You know how there's 60,062 seats to represent the last time they won the league?

The stadium is shaped to represent the number of champions league titles they've won.

[Solomon Grundy]

Still some work to do on the giant toilet seat then

Unless that's an older photo, I can't see that being done by time we play them.

[Thats So Dimitar]

Unless that's an older photo, I can't see that being done by time we play them.

It will be, I'm fairly sure the pitch has been laid

[Tommy_W]

Unless that's an older photo, I can't see that being done by time we play them.

I don't think the stadium is expected to be completed completely until December'ish. It's just a case of getting it to an operational level for the Liverpool game I think.

[Solomon Grundy]

I don't think the stadium is expected to be completed completely until December'ish. It's just a case of getting it to an operational level for the Liverpool game I think.

Aaaahhh right. O.k.

[Welshred]

I don't think the stadium is expected to be completed completely until December'ish. It's just a case of getting it to an operational level for the Liverpool game I think.

Well they better crack on with as I drove past it Thursday and they still haven't finished building the outer frame of the stadium.

[TepidT2O]

As long as it flushes I’m sure all will be well.

[El Lobo]

Will the million dollar glass walkway be ready? That's the main question surely.

Whats going on with their signings anyway, or lack of? Doesn't seem to be a huge amount going on at all, apart from Grealish. And they're still sat there with deadwood like Sissoko, Janssen and Llorente. I assume the hope is that the likes of Foyth, Onomah and Winks suddenly become world beaters because otherwise it could go south pretty quickly.

[Solomon Grundy]

Although I do feel they need a few more additions, sometimes it's more important to keep a settled squad together. If they can do that and add Grealish, I think they'll have a decent season again. Might not challenge or win anything, but could still finish top 4 in my opinion.

[kloppismydad]

As long as it flushes I’m sure all will be well.

Especially with all the turd which will be inside it soon.

But they don't need to worry about flies. Mouth-breather will take care of them.

[El Lobo]

Although I do feel they need a few more additions, sometimes it's more important to keep a settled squad together. If they can do that and add Grealish, I think they'll have a decent season again. Might not challenge or win anything, but could still finish top 4 in my opinion.

I think it is sometimes if you've got a strong squad, but they look particularly weak in a few areas in terms of depth and a lot of their important players have barely had a break this summer (Lloris, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Trippier, Rose, Alli, Dembele, Dier and Kane all went right to the end of the WC plus the likes of Eriksen and Son playing every game until their country went out). I'd have expected them to make a few signings by now considering they might be relying on their squad players for a few games.

[elbow]

I think Grealish is shite.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I think Grealish is shite.

We all do, but the southern based Spurs biased media have to sugar coat it somehow, even throwing in (fabricated) Liverpool interest to make it look better when they sign him, giving it a nice "beat Liverpool to his signature" narrative that the Spurs fuckwits can bleat about on Twitter.

[Dench57]

Liking the toilet seat vibes

To dare is to doo-doo

[El Lobo]

Audere Est Faeces

[Advil]

I don't think the stadium is expected to be completed completely until December'ish. It's just a case of getting it to an operational level for the Liverpool game I think.

If not ready, will the match be at Wembley?

[classycarra]

And I'm sure that the 'To Dare is to do' above the hinge will get photoshopped by someone far more childish than me 

Armitage Shanks?

[Bend It Like Aurelio]

I'm going to call it 'The Dump'.

[mallin9]

Grealish is a talent, he was an immature dick but feel shouts of "he's shite" are prompted by the club he plays for now and possibly in the future.

[Gerry Attrick]

Grealish is a talent, he was an immature dick but feel shouts of "he's shite" are prompted by the club he plays for now and possibly in the future.

Or maybe they're prompted by him scoring 8 and assisting 8 in the last couple of Championship seasons combined. Could be that.

[FlashGordon]

Or maybe they're prompted by him scoring 8 and assisting 8 in the last couple of Championship seasons combined. Could be that.

Totally agree Gerry he's never impressed me, not sure what they're smoking over at White Hart Lane.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

If not ready, will the match be at Wembley?

If it is then they will have to play all of their hoe games at Wembley again.

[Brian Blessed]

If it is then they will have to play all of their hoe games at Wembley again.

I think it gets put to the other PL clubs and they only play there the entire season if they lose the vote.

Grealish is an odd one. Two years in the Championship. If anyone, you'd expect a lower to mid table PL to come in for him before one with designs on the title.

[mallin9]

Or maybe they're prompted by him scoring 8 and assisting 8 in the last couple of Championship seasons combined. Could be that.

THAT.........is a fair point........

[Nessy76]

I wonder if Tripper is still happy being the official Number Two of Bogseat Park?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

The Shithole seems a fitting name

[arthur sarnoff]

I doubt Spurs fans care what we think, but everytime I see a new stadium I'm really glad we decided to improve Anfield rather than knock it down and start again.

I know this new gaff is in the same place, but it's not the same. 

[So… Howard Philips]

I think it gets put to the other PL clubs and they only play there the entire season if they lose the vote.

Grealish is an odd one. Two years in the Championship. If anyone, you'd expect a lower to mid table PL to come in for him before one with designs on the title.

Have Everton bid for him then?

[Kekule]

Looks like something Harry Kane should be poking his head through at the World Gurning Championship.