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Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« on: August 11, 2022, 01:30:24 pm »
SATURDAY 13TH AUGUST      

Aston Villa V Everton  12:30  BT SPORT   
Arsenal V Leicester  15:00      
Brighton V Newcastle  15:00      
Man City V Bournemouth  15:00      
Southampton V Leeds  15:00      
Wolves V Fulham  15:00   
Brentford V Man Utd  17:30  SKY SPORTS   


SUNDAY 14TH AUGUST
      
Nottm Forest V West Ham  14:00  SKY SPORTS   
Chelsea V Spurs  16:30  SKY SPORTS   


MONDAY 15TH AUGUST

Liverpool V Crystal Palace  20:00  SKY SPORTS   

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2022, 01:34:44 pm »
Your use of colour, or should I say lack of, is shameful
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2022, 01:37:39 pm »
Heard there's going to be water breaks this weekend. Not sure it'll apply for our night kick off if so but ...
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2022, 01:42:39 pm »
Really struggling to distinguish which tv channels the live games are on. Might end up trying to tune into DAZN....

All tv games are a little bit interesting this week, no clear winner in any of them which makes it a bit better viewing.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2022, 01:43:25 pm »
Heard there's going to be water breaks this weekend. Not sure it'll apply for our night kick off if so but ...

Doubt it, with temps here due to drop by then. Might be playing in a thunderstorm though.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2022, 01:51:33 pm »

Aston Villa V Everton  12:30  5-0
Arsenal V Leicester  15:00   1-1
Brighton V Newcastle  15:00   2-1
Man City V Bournemouth  15:00 1-0   
Southampton V Leeds  15:00   3-2
Wolves V Fulham  15:00   1-0
Brentford V Man Utd  17:30  4-0


SUNDAY 14TH AUGUST
      
Nottm Forest V West Ham  14:00  2-2
Chelsea V Spurs  16:30  5-0


MONDAY 15TH AUGUST

Liverpool V Crystal Palace  20:00  2-1
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2022, 01:57:49 pm »
Your use of colour, or should I say lack of, is shameful
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2022, 02:05:08 pm »
Guess they're going for the Gerrard Vs lampard angle but what an awful match to pick for BT

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2022, 02:11:21 pm »
Guess they're going for the Gerrard Vs lampard angle but what an awful match to pick for BT

Can they manage on the same pitch together?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2022, 02:14:27 pm »
Excellent OP, nice and clear without any of the usual childish colours and typefaces
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2022, 02:16:50 pm »
Excellent OP, nice and clear without any of the usual childish colours and typefaces

You definitely wear socks with sandals.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2022, 02:28:17 pm »
You definitely wear socks with sandals.

And never, ever shorts.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2022, 02:34:45 pm »
And never, ever shorts.

Pics or it never happened.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2022, 02:43:35 pm »
SATURDAY 13TH AUGUST     

Aston Villa V Everton  12:30   2-1
Arsenal V Leicester  15:00      2-2
Brighton V Newcastle  15:00      0-2
Man City V Bournemouth  15:00     4-0
Southampton V Leeds  15:00      3-4
Wolves V Fulham  15:00   1-1
Brentford V Man Utd  17:30    0-1


SUNDAY 14TH AUGUST
     
Nottm Forest V West Ham  14:00    1-1
Chelsea V Spurs  16:30   1-1


MONDAY 15TH AUGUST

Liverpool V Crystal Palace  20:00  2-0
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2022, 02:59:18 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2022, 03:08:01 pm »
Aston Villa V Everton 2-0   
Arsenal V Leicester 2-1   
Brighton V Newcastle 3-1       
Man City V Bournemouth 0-1   
Southampton V Leeds 1-1      
Wolves V Fulham 0-2   
Brentford V Man Utd 3-0   
      
Nottm Forest V West Ham 1-0    
Chelsea V Spurs 2-2    

Liverpool V Crystal Palace 3-0 
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2022, 03:23:18 pm »
Think Villa need to win that or Stevie could be under some early pressure. Certainly must not lose for them.

City could win big.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2022, 03:28:25 pm »
City could win big.

5 or 6 I reckon with Haaland getting at least a hatrick. Their fixtures before they play us are laughable.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2022, 03:37:00 pm »
I'll definitely try to watch the Chelsea vs. Spurs game.  There's always a bit of needle between those two and Conte looks to have ramped up the snide in his squad over the summer.  That said, I'm pretty sure it will be a dreadful game with both sides waiting for the other to make a move.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2022, 04:28:10 pm »
Something that surprised me the other day is Tottenham have scored more goals since January than even us and Man City. Never had a Conte outfit down for that. Really think they're a better side than Chelsea if everything is equal but they're just a bit prone to shitting the bed.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2022, 04:33:13 pm »
And never, ever shorts.

Just pants?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2022, 06:03:15 pm »

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or DCL's dad?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2022, 06:13:03 pm »
Something that surprised me the other day is Tottenham have scored more goals since January than even us and Man City. Never had a Conte outfit down for that. Really think they're a better side than Chelsea if everything is equal but they're just a bit prone to shitting the bed.

They've got a very good first 11 but still questions around the squad for me. Kane, Son and Kuluevski will score plenty but Richarlison is a strange one for me - they obviously wanted Diaz but I think Zaha would have been a much better signing than Richarlison.

Defensively they're lacking a full back or 2.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2022, 06:42:40 pm »
City always have such a difficult start.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2022, 06:46:35 pm »
City always have such a difficult start.

They did lose their opener last season to be fair...

West Ham away benefitted City more opening game than further into the season I think.

They should win their next 5 games or so comfortably.

Hopefully means some of their trickier tests come later on in the season if we are still in the hunt.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2022, 06:56:16 pm »
Something that surprised me the other day is Tottenham have scored more goals since January than even us and Man City. Never had a Conte outfit down for that. Really think they're a better side than Chelsea if everything is equal but they're just a bit prone to shitting the bed.

Helps that they were out of Europe before Christmas though and were straight out the Fa Cup and already out the league cup. They only had one game a week.

Kane and Son score regularly though and with a top manager and the players they've bought they should expect to be competitive.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2022, 06:28:23 pm »
Any chance the heat will result in degraded performances from some?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2022, 06:36:05 pm »
Weather forecast for this part of the World is thunderstorms on Sunday and Monday, and I'm not too far from Liverpool as the crow flies

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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2022, 07:01:38 pm »
Any chance the heat will result in degraded performances from some?

Yes. City will only win 4-0.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2022, 08:13:15 pm »
Your use of colour, or should I say lack of, is shameful

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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2022, 11:30:31 pm »
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2022, 11:31:56 am »
The Gerrard Lampard derby, they should roll out Paul scholes for this one, on the bench sucking on a couple of toes.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2022, 11:33:58 am »
I can see an Everton win here. Think Gerrard might struggle this season.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2022, 11:38:15 am »
Everton's side is terrible. They should improve defensively with Coady but if you went a goal or 2 up against them you'd be confident they're not coming back.
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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2022, 11:38:23 am »
The Gerrard Lampard derby, they should roll out Paul scholes for this one, on the bench sucking on a couple of toes.
Gerrard and Lampard are at least normal blokes. United's two legends from a similar era are Scholes who is just a fucking weirdo and Giggs who is human trash.

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« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2022, 11:40:32 am »
If I didn't know any better I'd think Lampard was setting up to defend deep and hit with pace with the expectation Villa will push up high at home. 

Except this is how Lampard sets up in every game. haha


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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2022, 11:40:40 am »

Your internet search history must be very interesting  ;D
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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2022, 11:41:08 am »
Not even sure that Everyone side would get promoted from the championship

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Re: Premier League fixtures 13th-15th August
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2022, 11:44:00 am »
Everton are going to be an even more brutal watch than normal this season aren’t they?

Curious if Villa can stamp their personality on the game, have looked a bit flakey under Gerrard so far.