Missus showed me something this morning, some 20 stone woman whining that she should be given free upgrades to first or business class when the seats are empty as she's too fucking fat to fit in normal seats and airlines should do more for lumps of lard like her. Yeah, maybe like help you lose some weight you fat fucker.
God that's infuriating,
On a similar subject. Went Alton Towers with the grandson a few weeks back. The queue for guest services on the way in, was longer than the queue for Nemesis. Guest services is where people with disabilities get the fast passes.
Yeah I fully appreciate that not all disabilities are there too see, but much of that queue was made up of fat adult fuckers perched on mobility scooters. Lets be honest here, I think most of us are quite astute enough to tell who's taking the piss and who isn't when it comes to wheelchairs and mobility scooters.
There was a little lad in a wheelchair at the back of the queue who clearly wasn't taking the piss. Genuine disabled people are suffering because of these lazy lumps of lard.
Saying that, Aton Towers has got nothing on Florida theme parks when it comes to scooter boys.