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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34400 on: July 14, 2022, 03:02:35 pm »
We seem to have a generation of parents who, on one hand, persistently infantilise their kids and on the other dress their pre pubescent daughters in inappropriate clothing.

And I’ve just turned into Mary Whitehouse. Shit.

the other day there were a bunch of teenage girls leaving school taking a shortcut through the parking lot near the gym I go to.  they were about 14-16yo I think.

the amount of bare midriffs and cleavage on display was ridiculous. like a day at the beach ffs.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34401 on: July 14, 2022, 03:11:42 pm »
the other day there were a bunch of teenage girls leaving school taking a shortcut through the parking lot near the gym I go to.  they were about 14-16yo I think.

the amount of bare midriffs and cleavage on display was ridiculous. like a day at the beach ffs.

And that was just you.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34402 on: July 14, 2022, 03:59:34 pm »
Young girls are such copycats.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34403 on: July 14, 2022, 04:01:27 pm »
the other day there were a bunch of teenage girls leaving school taking a shortcut through the parking lot near the gym I go to where I lurk behind the bins. they were about 14-16yo I think.

the amount of bare midriffs and cleavage on display was ridiculous. like a day at the beach ffs.

Just thought I’d clarify your reasoning.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34404 on: July 14, 2022, 04:09:27 pm »
Just thought I’d clarify your reasoning.
I wondered how long it would take for some one to put that twist on it.

Minds like sewers around here.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34405 on: July 14, 2022, 04:41:05 pm »
Losing your phone has got to be one of the most soul destroying of modern events. Trying to access banking apps, emails etc on a different device is a shambles. They all send verification texts to the lost phone, google implements a 2 step verification now which means you need your phone to access emails but you need your emails to activate your new phone. Then there's all the different passwords for the 40 or so apps you use on a weekly basis.  I've lost all my music and probably most of my pics and then there's the isolation not to mention the cost, feck.

I got a new phone not long ago and for some reason when they changed the number to the new SIM, I couldn't receive text messages. The operator had no idea why and it took weeks to sort out.

Anyway, because of this, I couldn't live a normal life. I couldn't transfer my data across, download any apps, set up Whatsapp, access my emails, access social media, bank, order online - each and every one of these things required me receiving a code via text first. It was nuts. I also couldn't contact the operator without going in store because to do so you first have to log in, which you guessed it requires an authentication code.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34406 on: July 14, 2022, 04:59:53 pm »
Broke a brand new plate today. Only bought it last month.  :butt

I've seen seagulls eating dead rats in Liverpool, and dead pigeons. They knock burgers out of people's hands and everything.
   

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34407 on: July 14, 2022, 06:36:19 pm »
Directors at work changing things that just do not need changing. Then they wonder why so many staff have left in the last 5 months, including me soon hopefully.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34408 on: July 14, 2022, 07:46:48 pm »
the other day there were a bunch of teenage girls leaving school taking a shortcut through the parking lot near the gym I go to.  they were about 14-16yo I think.

the amount of bare midriffs and cleavage on display was ridiculous. like a day at the beach ffs.
Did they clock you in the bushes  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34409 on: July 14, 2022, 08:03:58 pm »
The seeming increase in the use of the word 'drops' in the context of "the new album drops...", "the new kit drops...", etc, really gets me.

New opinion just dropped.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34410 on: July 14, 2022, 08:07:04 pm »
Seagulls.

They have been screeching for a week or two now and I think it's going to give me a break down.

Any excuse to post this work of genius....

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34411 on: July 14, 2022, 08:17:10 pm »
Any excuse to post this work of genius....

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
Outstanding!  :lmao
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34412 on: July 14, 2022, 08:44:32 pm »
Directors at work changing things that just do not need changing. Then they wonder why so many staff have left in the last 5 months, including me soon hopefully.

New director doing it to 'make an impact' or older director doing it to 'show added value?'

We had a big departmental re-org over the winter (IT consultancy) and now nobody knows who they report to, where the budgetary hierarchy lies and who is responsible for selling stuff.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34413 on: July 14, 2022, 09:14:41 pm »
New director doing it to 'make an impact' or older director doing it to 'show added value?'

We had a big departmental re-org over the winter (IT consultancy) and now nobody knows who they report to, where the budgetary hierarchy lies and who is responsible for selling stuff.
maybe you've been fired and they haven't mentioned it yet?  :)

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34414 on: July 14, 2022, 09:27:28 pm »
Did they clock you in the bushes  ;D

The Ghillie suit was worth every penny  ;)

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34415 on: July 14, 2022, 09:44:45 pm »
New director doing it to 'make an impact' or older director doing it to 'show added value?'

We had a big departmental re-org over the winter (IT consultancy) and now nobody knows who they report to, where the budgetary hierarchy lies and who is responsible for selling stuff.
Laughed loud at this, this is exactly what one member of staff described it as. Just his way of trying to shake things up by fixing something that's not broken.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34416 on: July 14, 2022, 11:08:22 pm »
SoS and Samlad hiding in a tree
S p y y i n g
 :lmao
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34417 on: July 14, 2022, 11:18:40 pm »
How’s your Greek restaurant going?

About as well as a dead pigeon. ;D
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34418 on: July 14, 2022, 11:45:45 pm »
SoS and Samlad hiding in a tree
S p y y i n g
 :lmao
tough room, this.

:)

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34419 on: July 14, 2022, 11:48:21 pm »
tough room, this.

:)
Yes it is mate; nice to see you're taking it in good spirit  :thumbup
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34420 on: July 14, 2022, 11:49:42 pm »
Yes it is mate; nice to see you're taking it in good spirit  :thumbup
fuck off, you.

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« Reply #34421 on: July 14, 2022, 11:55:28 pm »
fuck off, you.

:)
Lend us your binoculars lar...  ;)
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34424 on: July 15, 2022, 01:04:34 pm »
SoS and Samlad hiding in a tree
S p y y i n g
 :lmao

 ;D ;D


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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34425 on: July 15, 2022, 06:57:47 pm »
the other day there were a bunch of teenage girls leaving school taking a shortcut through the parking lot near the gym I go to.  they were about 14-16yo I think.

the amount of bare midriffs and cleavage on display was ridiculous. like a day at the beach ffs.
 

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34426 on: July 15, 2022, 10:39:29 pm »
SoS and Samlad hiding in a tree
S p y y i n g
 :lmao
How did I manage to appear in this one?  :o

Do some still remember my experience in Sardinia?
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34427 on: July 15, 2022, 11:07:49 pm »
How did I manage to appear in this one?  :o

Do some still remember my experience in Sardinia?
The Rawk hive mind never forgets  ;D
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34428 on: July 15, 2022, 11:19:24 pm »
The Rawk hive mind never forgets  ;D

Bloody hell. Even I'd forgotten the incident until your post jogged my memory.  :D
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34429 on: July 15, 2022, 11:44:06 pm »
Bloody hell. Even I'd forgotten the incident until your post jogged my memory.  :D

Like I said ... one hell of a tough room.  :)

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« Reply #34430 on: July 16, 2022, 12:23:18 am »
Like I said ... one hell of a tough room.  :)
You can't get away with anything on here.

Just ask Effes. 😃
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34431 on: July 16, 2022, 01:11:16 am »
You can't get away with anything on here.

Just ask Effes. 😃

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34432 on: July 16, 2022, 01:13:43 am »
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34433 on: July 16, 2022, 01:39:07 pm »
does anyone watch Jeopardy?  I watch it every day and love the program ...

but I swear to God I'll be screaming soon if I see Mayim Bialik jerk her upper body around while talking to the camera one more fucking time. so fucking distracting.

stand still woman!!

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34434 on: July 18, 2022, 07:47:36 am »
Just finishing two weeks of holiday; rain, wind and max 13 degrees all days except one. Fuck me.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34435 on: July 18, 2022, 08:17:30 am »
The word ‘unprecedented’.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34436 on: July 18, 2022, 10:42:06 am »
People who pepper everything they say with "y'know."

Was listening to a history podcast this morning and could barely follow the story because everything 5th word was "y'know."
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34437 on: July 18, 2022, 12:24:20 pm »
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34438 on: July 18, 2022, 11:56:18 pm »
When something in the news happened "since records began"

Then you find out the records only began in 2004 or something

Why does that happen

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #34439 on: July 19, 2022, 07:42:46 am »
When something in the news happened "since records began"

Then you find out the records only began in 2004 or something

Why does that happen

Sensationalism.

I blame Sky and the Premier League
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