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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3320 on: June 30, 2019, 10:28:20 am »
Lucky sod.  I love the sound of a Merlin engine.  It's just something special. something nostalgic.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3321 on: June 30, 2019, 10:45:52 am »
Lucky sod.  I love the sound of a Merlin engine.  It's just something special. something nostalgic.

Yes, I am lucky. See them fairly often. I live very near to Southampton (Eastleigh) airport where the first Spitfires flew from.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3322 on: July 9, 2019, 05:38:52 pm »
Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas for tea :lickin

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3323 on: July 9, 2019, 05:59:28 pm »
Some Manc got his car seized for no insurance. Turned up at the station in a bright yellow Lambo to reclaim it. Plod checked his insurance, not covered by his insurance to drive the Lambo, so they seized that too and he's been reported again for no insurance :lmao
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3324 on: July 9, 2019, 06:11:53 pm »
Some Manc got his car seized for no insurance. Turned up at the station in a bright yellow Lambo to reclaim it. Plod checked his insurance, not covered by his insurance to drive the Lambo, so they seized that too and he's been reported again for no insurance :lmao
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3325 on: July 9, 2019, 06:12:10 pm »
Some Manc got his car seized for no insurance. Turned up at the station in a bright yellow Lambo to reclaim it. Plod checked his insurance, not covered by his insurance to drive the Lambo, so they seized that too and he's been reported again for no insurance :lmao

Is that the idiot who had his car seized after parking on the hard shoulder of the M56, to pick up his family from the Airport? :lmao
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3326 on: July 9, 2019, 06:42:22 pm »
The Movies 24 channel is showing fucking Christmas films. Just FUCK OFF.

Wrong thread Ebenezer.

« Last Edit: July 9, 2019, 08:09:19 pm by rob1966 »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3327 on: July 9, 2019, 07:51:01 pm »
The Movies 24 channel is showing fucking Christmas films. Just FUCK OFF.

Wrong thread Ebenezer.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3328 on: July 9, 2019, 08:32:25 pm »
This Travelodge room actually has a bathtub. [emoji16]

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3329 on: July 9, 2019, 09:39:26 pm »
This Travelodge room actually has a bathtub. [emoji16]

Have you angled the mirror so you can see the TV?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3330 on: July 9, 2019, 10:17:31 pm »
Bangkok Chickboys makes Nick happy.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3331 on: July 9, 2019, 10:42:16 pm »
Bangkok Chickboys makes Nick happy.

Fascinating creatures though.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3332 on: July 9, 2019, 11:30:49 pm »
Fascinating creatures though.

What you've done is pressed yes when it said "do you want to watch Bangkok chick boys?"

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3333 on: July 9, 2019, 11:31:48 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3334 on: July 9, 2019, 11:37:14 pm »
What you've done is pressed yes when it said "do you want to watch Bangkok chick boys?"

So sad Alan Partridge is not available to stream this side of the pond...

I really want to watch that.

No, not Bangkok chick boys, Alan Partridge... :wave
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3335 on: July 9, 2019, 11:47:46 pm »
So sad Alan Partridge is not available to stream this side of the pond...

I really want to watch that.

No, not Bangkok chick boys, Alan Partridge... :wave

It’s all very confusing isn’t it?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3336 on: July 9, 2019, 11:50:32 pm »
It’s all very confusing isn’t it?

Yes, I mean no...
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3337 on: July 14, 2019, 11:28:34 am »
It’s all very confusing isn’t it?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3338 on: July 14, 2019, 04:43:34 pm »
Cleaning out some old, never used, shit, and coming across my old CD collection.

Albums and songs I've not heard in over a decade, and sometimes cases, a couple of decades.


Oooh. I'm getting all nostalgic.  :D


Anyway. They're all getting cleaned out, and going to the charity shop.  ???

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3339 on: July 14, 2019, 04:48:42 pm »
Cleaning out some old, never used, shit, and coming across my old CD collection.

Albums and songs I've not heard in over a decade, and sometimes cases, a couple of decades.


Oooh. I'm getting all nostalgic.  :D


Anyway. They're all getting cleaned out, and going to the charity shop.  ???

You'll regret it. I got rid of some DVDs and books I thought I'd had enough of and when I was at a loose end and fancied watching Casino again it wasn't there.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3340 on: July 17, 2019, 06:54:21 pm »
Have that you utter c*nt

A woman who allegedly caused a flight to be diverted due to "extremely disruptive behaviour" has been given an £85,000 bill by an airline.

The flight to Dalaman in Turkey was redirected back to Stansted Airport on 22 June.

A 25-year-old woman from Maidenhead in Berkshire was arrested on suspicion of common assault, criminal damage and endangering an aircraft.

Airline Jet2 said she has been billed £85,000 and given a lifetime ban.

The woman attempted to open the aircraft doors during the flight and displayed a "catalogue of aggressive, abusive and dangerous behaviour" before being restrained by staff and passengers, according to the airline.

Steve Heapy, chief executive of Jet2, said her behaviour had been "one of the most serious cases" the airline had experienced.

He said: "She must now face up to the consequences of her actions, and we will vigorously pursue to recover the costs that we incurred as a result of this divert, as we do with all disruptive passengers."

The flight was escorted in to land by RAF Typhoon jets with residents reporting their houses shaking due to a sonic boom.

The woman was released on bail until 21 August.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3341 on: July 17, 2019, 07:46:15 pm »
That feeling you get when you put your out of office on knowing you have a few days off.*

Haven’t actually put it in yet but can’t be arsed tonight, will log in tomorrow and do it, but that’s not the point.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3342 on: July 25, 2019, 09:36:08 am »
The Ryder cup 2026 going to Ireland and Limerick
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3343 on: July 25, 2019, 08:52:09 pm »
Random funny thing just happened. 

I'm at my sons in Lancashire for the night as I'm taking the granddaughters to my brothers in Wales for the weekend tomorrow.

Just been out to the ice cream van with the girls, one of whom chose a blue raspberry iced something and I happened to comment about her getting to sleep as blue stuff is never a good thing and he replied especially Everton [emoji23][emoji23]

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3344 on: July 26, 2019, 12:05:48 am »
Airport check in on a phone app and boarding cards on you phone, so much easier.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3345 on: July 26, 2019, 08:23:23 am »
Random funny thing just happened. 

I'm at my sons in Lancashire for the night as I'm taking the granddaughters to my brothers in Wales for the weekend tomorrow.

Just been out to the ice cream van with the girls, one of whom chose a blue raspberry iced something and I happened to comment about her getting to sleep as blue stuff is never a good thing and he replied especially Everton [emoji23][emoji23]

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3346 on: July 26, 2019, 11:42:56 am »
Friday.  :)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3347 on: July 27, 2019, 10:51:52 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3348 on: July 27, 2019, 11:09:55 pm »
That I bought a Marquee this week, which means the missus's birthday has been fucking ace in spite of it pissing down all day
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3349 on: July 28, 2019, 12:05:42 am »
That I bought a Marquee this week, which means the missus's birthday has been fucking ace in spite of it pissing down all day
Excellent; made up for you mate  :thumbup
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3350 on: July 28, 2019, 12:37:57 am »
Last of the passports almost being here, less than a week before we fly for our first family holiday abroad in 5 years (on the flip side having to get my missus to write a letter to HM Passport Office to say she gives permission for my sons passport to be issued to his dad!).

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3351 on: July 28, 2019, 04:20:42 pm »
Last of the passports almost being here, less than a week before we fly for our first family holiday abroad in 5 years (on the flip side having to get my missus to write a letter to HM Passport Office to say she gives permission for my sons passport to be issued to his dad!).

I find it disturbing that in 2019 a mother still has more rights than a father.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3352 on: July 29, 2019, 08:16:30 am »
I find it disturbing that in 2019 a mother still has more rights than a father.

In passport applications for a child, in the UK, both parents have to consent.  It has nothing to do with a mother having more rights.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3353 on: July 29, 2019, 08:24:45 am »
I find it disturbing that in 2019 a mother still has more rights than a father.

As above, my sister in law had to get permission from her ex to take the kids to Florida with us in May.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3354 on: July 29, 2019, 09:09:47 am »
In passport applications for a child, in the UK, both parents have to consent.  It has nothing to do with a mother having more rights.

Fair point, but my point still stands.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3355 on: August 1, 2019, 07:17:48 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3356 on: August 1, 2019, 10:12:27 pm »
Cricket.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3357 on: August 2, 2019, 10:27:03 am »
Getting a letter from Barclays apologising for wrongly rejecting my payment break claim with a much needed cheque for £282 ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3358 on: August 2, 2019, 02:41:34 pm »
First weekend after 2 weeks of summer hols. Christ, this week has been long... ;)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3359 on: August 2, 2019, 07:31:33 pm »
Robbo and Milly dunking biscuits
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.