Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[bradders1011]

Very few pub staff are any good at keeping tabs on who is next to be honest. And far too many people just push in and don't acknowledge the clear order.

[reddebs]

All the hateful comments towards the club for supporting the LGBT community with the rainbow laces and flag campaign.

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[bradders1011]

All the hateful comments towards the club for supporting the LGBT community with the rainbow laces and flag campaign.

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Unfortunately social media allows insecure imbeciles to spit bile. Fortunately social media allows insecure imbeciles to show themselves.

[Nessy76]

Very few pub staff are any good at keeping tabs on who is next to be honest. And far too many people just push in and don't acknowledge the clear order.

They should bring in automated checkouts.

[reddebs]

Unfortunately social media allows insecure imbeciles to spit bile. Fortunately social media allows insecure imbeciles to show themselves.

I guess mate. 

Religious nuts with mainly God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!!

Then the crappy "when are we going to celebrate the white and heterosexual day".

Then the really weird stuff like if Trent was gay how can he keep playing wearing a nappy!!

I mean what the absolute fuck!

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[rob1966]

I guess mate. 

Religious nuts with mainly God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!!

Then the crappy "when are we going to celebrate the white and heterosexual day".

Then the really weird stuff like if Trent was gay how can he keep playing wearing a nappy!!

I mean what the absolute fuck!

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I remember the abuse from last year, was a lot of religious nutters, Christian and Muslim, who were kicking off.

Fucks me off the hypocrisy of these people. If their god is so fucking perfect and never wrong, then he obviously intended to create heterosexual, homosexual, transgender and whatever other orientation people. Therefore, they are going against their god by A) discriminating against non heterosexual people and B)  believing the lies of the bigots who wrote the words that say any of this is a sin and are contradicting god. They are the ones going to purgatory.

[Statto Red]

Very few pub staff are any good at keeping tabs on who is next to be honest. And far too many people just push in and don't acknowledge the clear order.

One of my locals if like that, one of the bar staff can serve a few people at once , yet another pub across the road you can be waiting ages as staff often disappear 

[kesey]

I' ll raise you both .

People of who ' are in the minority ' gender , race , social status or whatever who spout I believe in ' equality ' BUT ..... revert back to the ' Iam in the minority ' and will play that card to get what they want.

Hahaaaaaa.

[bradders1011]

They should bring in automated checkouts.

I need to employ a minder when I go into those serve your own places, so people like me would balance out the jobs.

[reddebs]

I remember the abuse from last year, was a lot of religious nutters, Christian and Muslim, who were kicking off.

Fucks me off the hypocrisy of these people. If their god is so fucking perfect and never wrong, then he obviously intended to create heterosexual, homosexual, transgender and whatever other orientation people. Therefore, they are going against their god by A) discriminating against non heterosexual people and B)  believing the lies of the bigots who wrote the words that say any of this is a sin and are contradicting god. They are the ones going to purgatory.

I didn't see any of it last year Rob so can't comment but can imagine nothing has changed.

In a way I can understand why religious people aren't tolerant of anything that goes against their doctrine.  They've been brainwashed into thinking that way.

What I don't get are how those from majority backgrounds, in this instance white and/or heterosexual, are intolerant of anyone supporting the minorities. 

They're basically saying "what about us" like they're being denied recognition when their "recognition" is that they're already accepted.

Ignorance, intolerance and hatred. 

What the hell happened to all the good human traits?



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[reddebs]

I' ll raise you both .

People of who ' are in the minority ' gender , race , social status or whatever who spout I believe in ' equality ' BUT ..... revert back to the ' Iam in the minority ' and will play that card to get what they want.

Hahaaaaaa.

Well there's always been those who abuse their status for their own ends mate.

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[rob1966]

People who moan on Facebook EVERY FUCKING MORNING about shitty train journeys. Fucking do something about it then. If someone hogs the sseat with a bag, throw the bag and the fucker who owns it down the train, if the train is late, set the fucking station on fire, storm the offices of First North West when the c*nts raise the prices or just do a mob bunk - don't buy a £6k annual ticket, everyone just turn up and get on the trains and ride for free.

Be like the French

[paulrazor]

People who stand on the left side of the escalator and block everyone who needs to walk on the escalator a bit faster. There is a place in hell especially for you lot, bastards.

oh actually had this last week, i politely went "excuse me" and they go "you could use the stairs"

me "WHATEVER"

sorry but some of us dont have time to faff around all day

[dalarr]

Newer electric cars that come equipped with cameras that can record the surroundings even when the car is parked. It’s almost like the tech companies are doing the groundwork for a totalitarian regime. Yes, I know it’s a stretch but I’m annoyed. Why not invent a seed that makes trees grow cameras as well?

[rob1966]

oh actually had this last week, i politely went "excuse me" and they go "you could use the stairs"

me "WHATEVER"

sorry but some of us dont have time to faff around all day

The reply to that is "if you did you wouldn't be such a lazy fat c*nt"

[paulrazor]

The reply to that is "if you did you wouldn't be such a lazy fat c*nt"

good luck to them if they ever venture into london

[BlackandWhitePaul]

People who moan on Facebook EVERY FUCKING MORNING about shitty train journeys. Fucking do something about it then. If someone hogs the sseat with a bag, throw the bag and the fucker who owns it down the train, if the train is late, set the fucking station on fire, storm the offices of First North West when the c*nts raise the prices or just do a mob bunk - don't buy a £6k annual ticket, everyone just turn up and get on the trains and ride for free.

Be like the French

I agree with everything except the last bit.

Fuck the French.   

[Nobby Reserve]

Why not invent a seed that makes trees grow cameras as well?

Monsanto will already be working on that

[Nobby Reserve]

The length of time it takes to move a broken down vehicle off the motorway these days.

Case in point this morning: a van breaks down on the M62 eastbound, a couple miles short of j12. I hear on the radio before 8am that there's long tailbacks (to j8) caused by this. The journey along is a crawl - takes about an hour to get through. At arounnd 9am, I pass the incident. There's one of those big highways agency trailers with the flashing lights in the shape of an arrow telling drivers to move lanes, then in front of that a traffic-Womble 4x4, and a small van being loaded into a low-loader.

That's well over an hour to shift a shitty little van. I know there's roadworks, but this seems to be the procedure even when there isn't.

Why don't they still just lash a fucking towrope to the broken down vehicle and drag the fucker over to the side out the way to minimise the disruption to the thousands of other motorists travelling that way?

[reddebs]

The length of time it takes to move a broken down vehicle off the motorway these days.

Case in point this morning: a van breaks down on the M62 eastbound, a couple miles short of j12. I hear on the radio before 8am that there's long tailbacks (to j8) caused by this. The journey along is a crawl - takes about an hour to get through. At arounnd 9am, I pass the incident. There's one of those big highways agency trailers with the flashing lights in the shape of an arrow telling drivers to move lanes, then in front of that a traffic-Womble 4x4, and a small van being loaded into a low-loader.

That's well over an hour to shift a shitty little van. I know there's roadworks, but this seems to be the procedure even when there isn't.

Why don't they still just lash a fucking towrope to the broken down vehicle and drag the fucker over to the side out the way to minimise the disruption to the thousands of other motorists travelling that way?

But most of the tail backs are caused by everyone nebbin as they drive past at a snail's pace. 

Probably whilst filming any gory bits to post on social media!

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[stewil007]

2 things that annoy me......doing 40 on a 50 road and my impatience.

Travelling to work yesterday, got stuck behind 3 cars doing 40, road conditions were fine, no reason not to be doing the speed limit.

I was a bit late for work so decided to overtake them on a straight bit of road, ahead was clear so went past 2 of the 3 cars, and one the right side of the road in a layby was a police camera van (obscured by trees when I started overtaking) .....checked my speedo, I was doing 65.....damnit.

Speed awareness course coming up (hopefully)

[paulrazor]

But most of the tail backs are caused by everyone nebbin as they drive past at a snail's pace. 

Probably whilst filming any gory bits to post on social media!

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there was one in Dublin earlier this year, the injuries were absolutely horrific, i was whatsapped them

awful

deleted it

wasnt fucking forwarding that

[stewil007]

The length of time it takes to move a broken down vehicle off the motorway these days.

Case in point this morning: a van breaks down on the M62 eastbound, a couple miles short of j12. I hear on the radio before 8am that there's long tailbacks (to j8) caused by this. The journey along is a crawl - takes about an hour to get through. At arounnd 9am, I pass the incident. There's one of those big highways agency trailers with the flashing lights in the shape of an arrow telling drivers to move lanes, then in front of that a traffic-Womble 4x4, and a small van being loaded into a low-loader.

That's well over an hour to shift a shitty little van. I know there's roadworks, but this seems to be the procedure even when there isn't.

Why don't they still just lash a fucking towrope to the broken down vehicle and drag the fucker over to the side out the way to minimise the disruption to the thousands of other motorists travelling that way?

Had this recently when on the M25, big tailback, took about 45 mins to get past the broken down van and I kid you not, the van was straddling the hard shoulder and the first lane.  Seeing as the traffic was near standstill or at most about 5mph, surely it cant be beyond the wit of man to push the van fully onto the hard shoulder and get things moving again.

H&S gone mad I tells ya!

[gwalk]

there was one in Dublin earlier this year, the injuries were absolutely horrific, i was whatsapped them

awful

deleted it

wasnt fucking forwarding that

The beheading one in Finglas exit for the M50?

grim

[paulrazor]

The beheading one in Finglas exit for the M50?

grim

i didnt wanna mention the specifics but yes

[Nobby Reserve]

But most of the tail backs are caused by everyone nebbin as they drive past at a snail's pace. 

Probably whilst filming any gory bits to post on social media!

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With a crash, I take your point.

But this was just a small van broken down in the outside lane, and the jam was caused by the lane being closed and forcing everyone into 2 lanes - at rush hour on an already stupidly busy stretch of motorway.

And the roadworks are to remove the hard shoulders to make it a 'smart' motorway (a fucking oxymoron if ever there was one)

[rob1966]

The beheading one in Finglas exit for the M50?

grim

Nasty

Worst I got sent was a fella who was texting, hit a truck head on and got cut in half at the waist, legs in the front, rest on the back seat.

[reddebs]

there was one in Dublin earlier this year, the injuries were absolutely horrific, i was whatsapped them

awful

deleted it

wasnt fucking forwarding that

Morbid fascination with human suffering.  Or just shock tactics.





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[reddebs]

With a crash, I take your point.

But this was just a small van broken down in the outside lane, and the jam was caused by the lane being closed and forcing everyone into 2 lanes - at rush hour on an already stupidly busy stretch of motorway.

And the roadworks are to remove the hard shoulders to make it a 'smart' motorway (a fucking oxymoron if ever there was one)

But when you see a stranded vehicle up ahead drivers automatically slow down and it doesn't take much to cause massive queues at rush hour.

A mile every 8 seconds on the M1 where we are.

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[CraigDS]

Newer electric cars that come equipped with cameras that can record the surroundings even when the car is parked. It’s almost like the tech companies are doing the groundwork for a totalitarian regime. Yes, I know it’s a stretch but I’m annoyed. Why not invent a seed that makes trees grow cameras as well?

Having twice been the victim of someone crashing into my car when parked and then driving off I’ve absolutly no problem with this. The c*nts are the ones who make this sort of thing necessary.

[rob1966]

Having twice been the victim of someone crashing into my car when parked and then driving off I’ve absolutly no problem with this. The c*nts are the ones who make this sort of thing necessary.

Stepdads car had over £1500 worth of damage doen in a car park by one of these c*nts, so absolutely agree with the cameras.

Live feed to a security company when it gets stolen will be the next update.

Newer electric cars that come equipped with cameras that can record the surroundings even when the car is parked. It’s almost like the tech companies are doing the groundwork for a totalitarian regime. Yes, I know it’s a stretch but I’m annoyed. Why not invent a seed that makes trees grow cameras as well?

Don't buy a BMW then. Our Director had an X4 from new and he was driving along the M1 when BMW rang him to inform him that his car was flagging a fault and that it had been booked in for a repair and that a courtesy car would be delivered when they came to collect it.

[CraigDS]

Crumpet packets. Seriously, why are they harder to get into than Fort Knox?

[So… Howard Philips]

Crumpet packets. Seriously, why are they harder to get into than Fort Knox?

Just noticed that. Took me 10 minutes to find the kitchen scissors as well.

[stewil007]

Crumpet packets. Seriously, why are they harder to get into than Fort Knox?

maybe its just me, but I usually eat an even number of crumpets ie 2, which means because of the way they package crumpets, in rows of 3 - you cant seal the packet properly.

[CraigDS]

maybe its just me, but I usually eat an even number of crumpets ie 2, which means because of the way they package crumpets, in rows of 3 - you cant seal the packet properly.

Yeah that's fucking annoying too - so I just eat 3 

[Elzar]

maybe its just me, but I usually eat an even number of crumpets ie 2, which means because of the way they package crumpets, in rows of 3 - you cant seal the packet properly.

Eat one off the top, and one off the bottom tuck the other on its side and then fold over.

[Nessy76]

People who moan on Facebook EVERY FUCKING MORNING about shitty train journeys. Fucking do something about it then. If someone hogs the sseat with a bag, throw the bag and the fucker who owns it down the train, if the train is late, set the fucking station on fire, storm the offices of First North West when the c*nts raise the prices or just do a mob bunk - don't buy a £6k annual ticket, everyone just turn up and get on the trains and ride for free.

Be like the French

A remake of "Falling Down" in the social media age...

[Lee1-6Liv]

Yea bad in there, the Egerton over the road is jsut as bad, music stopped when we nipped in for a pint.

The Egerton makes Wetherspoons look like Hilton 

[Statto Red]

Echo story tonight that a road is closed because of an accident, reporting heavy traffic heading out of the City Centre, when the location of the accident is some 15 miles away from the City Centre at the roundabout between Formby bypass and Liverpool Road.

[Medellin]

Another driving one..

When pedestrians are crossing the road..they see you coming & make that choice to amble across the road without a flying fuck for their own safety, then give you a death stare for daring to let them know how stupid they were.