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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6960 on: November 25, 2022, 01:11:54 pm »
If you're going to go down that route...

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 ;D  we have a winner
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6961 on: November 26, 2022, 08:09:55 am »
Imagine if he rocked up for pens like that. Oppo strikers would be laughing too much to score.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6962 on: December 31, 2022, 06:27:20 am »
Bumped because he’s a beast and everybody needs to know how much of a beast he really is. Even though we’re not a good football team at present he’s kept the most clean sheets in 2022 and has conceded 27 goals from an xG of 38! He’s unquestionably our best player now I think and without doubt the best Liverpool goalkeeper I’ve seen. Doubt I’ll see a better one by the time rigor mortis sets in.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6963 on: January 2, 2023, 07:26:37 pm »
Doesn’t deserve this. Thank god Real Madrid aren’t looking for a goalkeeper.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6964 on: January 2, 2023, 07:28:37 pm »
He's got a cotract till 2027 anyway.  :D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6965 on: January 2, 2023, 07:30:38 pm »
Doesn’t deserve this. Thank god Real Madrid aren’t looking for a goalkeeper.

Yup. luckily for us the big clubs who could sign him are all set for GK's (Real -> Courtois, PSG -> Donnarumma, Barca -> Ter Stegen).

I can see Bayern targeting him as Neuer replacement, but hopefully we recover next year.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6966 on: January 2, 2023, 09:53:33 pm »
He’s superb and is being badly let down at the moment.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6967 on: January 2, 2023, 10:40:53 pm »
We should renew his contract again and give him a £200 million release clause. In fact you actually can’t put a price on Ali.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6968 on: January 3, 2023, 03:27:00 pm »
Yup. luckily for us the big clubs who could sign him are all set for GK's (Real -> Courtois, PSG -> Donnarumma, Barca -> Ter Stegen).

I can see Bayern targeting him as Neuer replacement, but hopefully we recover next year.


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6969 on: January 4, 2023, 12:04:43 am »
Bumped because he’s a beast and everybody needs to know how much of a beast he really is. Even though we’re not a good football team at present he’s kept the most clean sheets in 2022 and has conceded 27 goals from an xG of 38! He’s unquestionably our best player now I think and without doubt the best Liverpool goalkeeper I’ve seen. Doubt I’ll see a better one by the time rigor mortis sets in.

He is superb, laughable that some English pundits put Pickford and plenty of others ahead of him, he is super elite, an all time great.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6970 on: January 4, 2023, 12:05:31 am »
He is superb, laughable that some English pundits put Pickford and plenty of others ahead of him, he is super elite, an all time great.

What English pundits?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6971 on: January 4, 2023, 12:11:40 am »
What English pundits?

I reckon Merson, Osman, Efan Ekoku, Max Mosley and I'm sure there are several others question his reliability recently. While Pickford has this reputation as a great passer because he can hoof it the length of the pitch


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6972 on: January 4, 2023, 08:25:02 am »
He is superb, laughable that some English pundits put Pickford and plenty of others ahead of him, he is super elite, an all time great.

I think if you asked a list of pundits who is the best goalkeeper in England, you'd find that Ali would take 70% of the vote. Could we say with a straight face there is a better midfielder in England than KDB? Or a better striker than Haaland? Probably not. I know I couldn't. The same applies here with Ali.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6973 on: February 4, 2023, 09:40:21 pm »
Thank Goodness for this fella.

An argument could be made that he should be the captain, at least for the first choice team on the pitch.

He's the most senior player whose standards have not dropped.
The others should look to him as an example.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6974 on: February 4, 2023, 09:41:26 pm »
The difference between mid table and a relegation battle with the blue shite.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6975 on: February 4, 2023, 09:59:36 pm »
Even he must be thinking what the fuck? How many shots am I going to have to face 2 yards from goal?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6976 on: February 4, 2023, 10:02:42 pm »
Worry about his future here, honestly.

FSG must see $$$, especially if the horror show in front of him continues.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6977 on: February 4, 2023, 11:55:16 pm »
Worry about his future here, honestly.

FSG must see $$$, especially if the horror show in front of him continues.

He's here till 2027 and no top club needs a keeper and we'd ask for a world record fee for a keeper over 100 million.  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6978 on: February 5, 2023, 04:21:26 am »
He's here till 2027 and no top club needs a keeper and we'd ask for a world record fee for a keeper over 100 million.  ;D

That fat fuck Boehly or Qatar could bid for him.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6979 on: February 5, 2023, 11:16:10 am »
I liked the bit where he took the ball out the area and ran with it, thought, fuck these players I'll do it meself.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6980 on: February 5, 2023, 01:03:09 pm »
That fat fuck Boehly or Qatar could bid for him.

PSG have Donaruumma who is in his early 20's, they're not bidding for Ali for fucks sakes.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6981 on: February 5, 2023, 03:00:57 pm »
PSG have Donaruumma who is in his early 20's, they're not bidding for Ali for fucks sakes.

They go through keepers like toilet paper - Sirigu, Trapp, Navas, Donnarumma, Areola, Rico, just off the top of my head. They'd bin him for Ali in a heartbeat.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6982 on: February 5, 2023, 03:02:57 pm »
But they won't as he's already a class keeper and is so young.

Ali has a contract till 2027, he can go then as he will have been here a decade nearly. 


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6983 on: February 5, 2023, 03:05:13 pm »
Alisson isn't getting sold. Pack in it. It's getting a bit hysterical on this forum now. I know we're all frustrated, but we all just need to calm down a bit.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6984 on: February 5, 2023, 03:08:33 pm »
These dickheads out here lately are taking the piss out of RAWK never mind LFC supporters.  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6985 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:00 pm »
The best to ever play this sport.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6986 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:10 pm »
Our player of the season by a long stretch. Outstanding yet again today.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6987 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:46 pm »
They would’ve got a point if not for him

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6988 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:05 pm »
Thank you for saving us yet again Alisson.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6989 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:07 pm »
our best player and the best in the world.

without him, this would be a draw/loss.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6990 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:16 pm »
The best to ever play this sport.
Our player of the season by a long stretch. Outstanding yet again today.

Yes  :scarf :scarf :scarf

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6991 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:18 pm »
Man of the Match by miles, Player of the Season by miles. The very best.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6992 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:33 pm »
Unreal

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6993 on: February 18, 2023, 07:29:34 pm »
Trivela galore. One pass from VVD was very risky and he just outside of the booted it  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6994 on: February 18, 2023, 07:42:08 pm »
No idea what superlatives to use about this lad anymore.. might just be the best keeper I've ever seen.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6995 on: February 18, 2023, 07:42:56 pm »
Man of the Match by miles, Player of the Season by miles. The very best.
100% correct.  he won us those 3 points.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6996 on: February 18, 2023, 07:43:57 pm »
Still the best keeper in the world.

Still very handsome.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6997 on: February 18, 2023, 07:45:40 pm »
We dream of a team of Alisson Beckers.
Would legit walk the league.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6998 on: February 18, 2023, 07:51:05 pm »
I only remember maybe early Cech being on his level of scariness. But Alisson is arguably the best keeper in EPL history surely? I caught the later part of Schmiechel but he was getting lobbed by Robbie and stuff. Never seen Alisson get smoked from distance often and I deffo don’t see him getting lobbed chipped. Best keeper in EPL history

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6999 on: February 18, 2023, 07:52:46 pm »
A masterful performance from him today he really wanted that clean sheet.
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