Author Topic: Happy fathers day people (Read 4316 times)

Hypias_noggin · « **Reply #40 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:50:33 pm »

Quote from: grifter on June 20, 2010, 12:40:44 pm

Men of Neston will be waking up to cards from their web-toed nephews and nieces.

haha brilliant that mate! I work in ~~roysten vasey~~ sorry neston, an thats so true.

NA_ · « **Reply #41 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:02:59 pm »

Got him a few cd's

Chakan · « **Reply #42 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:03:58 pm »

Gift voucher to Barnes and Nobles and a couple of tins of assorted nuts

xabialonso05 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:25:34 pm »

Got me Dad a card and a big bottle of Brandy that cost me a bomb, and hes took himself back to bed! So think I'm going to go out for a game of footie instead of sittin here

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #44 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:27:56 pm »

Happy Motherfuckers Day!

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #45 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:39:08 pm »

Songs to Sing · « **Reply #46 on:** June 20, 2010, 04:13:08 pm »

lol, good one from durex

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #47 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:51:47 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on June 20, 2010, 10:19:21 am

The Mrs lost her dad just before Father's Day last year so it's all still a bit upsetting for her. As for my old man, he's one of those old moaning buggers who doesn't want anything, no clothes, books, dvd's etc.
He said just get him some food! So he's getting sausages, cheese and crackers, nuts, a haggis and some stubbies. He'll probably moan about that when I've gone home.
Happy Father's Day everyone.

My dad is the same, he didn't even want us to get him a card. I made him one so he couldn't complain about me spending money. Though we did all go out for Sunday lunch as a family, there were 14 of us altogether. Sat out in the sun after, cracking day. Oh and he liked my card too

AriGold · « **Reply #48 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:57:39 pm »

That's class! Havn't spoke to my Dad in 3 years, so fuck fathers day.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #49 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:57:51 pm »

My dad's the penny pinching type and doesn't seem to like any kind of books or dvds or gifts at all. I'm giving up and taking him out to for a sushi buffet.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #50 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:42:23 pm »

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #51 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:49:08 pm »

Made him BBQ surf and Turf, plus cleaned up his garden a bit and built a new fence.

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #52 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:01:45 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 20, 2010, 07:42:23 pm

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #53 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:42:24 pm »

Quote from: Careless Hans on June 20, 2010, 08:01:45 pm

The question mark man does not cover the creepyness of that post whatsoever.

Party Phil · « **Reply #54 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:49:42 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 20, 2010, 07:42:23 pm

that's fantastic

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #55 on:** June 20, 2010, 10:02:39 pm »

Quote from: Careless Hans on June 20, 2010, 08:01:45 pm

it's obviously a loving tribute to Fathers and the lengths they'll go to keep their spawn happy.

Effes · « **Reply #56 on:** June 20, 2010, 10:09:34 pm »

My daughter got me a Buddha's wooden carved face mask, and a Book of Dad's answers.

Plus a massive card. And she washed the Sundy Roast dishes - good girl she is.

Corkboy · « **Reply #57 on:** June 21, 2010, 11:21:33 am »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 20, 2010, 07:42:23 pm

Fucking hell.

SP · « **Reply #58 on:** June 21, 2010, 11:25:50 am »

My 4 year old daughter decided that we needed to have a Fathers Day cake. And as the World Cup has featured prominently in our house, she chose an England Cake. I munched Fabio Capello. The wife was trying to feed me Wayne Rooney. My daughter picked first and decided to munch on Stevie. Poor Crouchie is still sitting unloved in a cake tin.

GonzalezIsARed · « **Reply #59 on:** June 21, 2010, 11:28:58 am »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on June 21, 2010, 11:25:50 am

My 4 year old daughter decided that we needed to have a Fathers Day cake. And as the World Cup has featured prominently in our house, she chose an England Cake. I munched Fabio Capello. The wife was trying to feed me Wayne Rooney. My daughter picked first and decided to munch on Stevie. Poor Crouchie is still sitting unloved in a cake tin.

jaffod · « **Reply #60 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:30:40 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 20, 2010, 07:42:23 pm

The work of a disturbed mind.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #61 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:34:21 pm »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on June 21, 2010, 11:25:50 am

My 4 year old daughter decided that we needed to have a Fathers Day cake. And as the World Cup has featured prominently in our house, she chose an England Cake. I munched Fabio Capello. The wife was trying to feed me Wayne Rooney. My daughter picked first and decided to munch on Stevie. Poor Crouchie is still sitting unloved in a cake tin.

Probably too big for one portion.

My nipper/wife 'forgot'. I've no problem with that as long as Mother's Day is now also struck off from the calendar.

EDIT - he's 18 months old by the way, hence why I'm pinning the blame on my wife. Read that back and realised I came across a bit Fritzl.

Simon C · « **Reply #62 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:38:11 pm »

Sent mi Dad a card and rang him last night, got 4 cards all hand made and a Next voucher from my sons.

pascoli · « **Reply #63 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:41:17 pm »

Mine would have been boss if it wasnt for the farce of getting stuck in a lift. (Vent yer anger thread for more details ;-)

Really love Fathers day though, and it was mad, me girls are too young to understand the concept, but they spent the entire day clinging to me, wouldn't let their mum near them, and they're not normally like that at all.

Popcorn · « **Reply #64 on:** June 21, 2010, 05:56:44 pm »

I forgot it was Fathers day and didnt say a thing to my dad but he doesnt seem to have noticed either. Off the Hook.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #65 on:** June 21, 2010, 07:42:29 pm »

Quote from: Lethal on June 21, 2010, 05:56:44 pm

I forgot it was Fathers day and didnt say a thing to my dad but he doesnt seem to have noticed either. Off the Hook.

He's secretly crying on the inside and has cut you out of the will.

Chakan · « **Reply #66 on:** June 21, 2010, 07:43:34 pm »

Quote from: Lethal on June 21, 2010, 05:56:44 pm

I forgot it was Fathers day and didnt say a thing to my dad but he doesnt seem to have noticed either. Off the Hook.

He noticed trust me....

Buy him something and say it was delivered late.

SP · « **Reply #67 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:54:11 am »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on June 21, 2010, 11:25:50 am

My 4 year old daughter decided that we needed to have a Fathers Day cake. And as the World Cup has featured prominently in our house, she chose an England Cake. I munched Fabio Capello. The wife was trying to feed me Wayne Rooney. My daughter picked first and decided to munch on Stevie. Poor Crouchie is still sitting unloved in a cake tin.

My daughter had a friend round for tea last night. She ate Rooney. Well, most of him, I found bits of him in the bin. Only Rio Ferdinand and John Terry left now. I seem to have lost my appetite, and it feels like child cruelty to feed them to the kids.

scatman · « **Reply #68 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:55:20 am »

is Father's day just a western thing? Never done it in my family.

SP · « **Reply #69 on:** June 22, 2010, 10:22:02 am »

Quote from: rapcage on June 22, 2010, 09:55:20 am

is Father's day just a western thing? Never done it in my family.

I take it Hallmark don't have a significant presence wherever you live.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #70 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:14:56 am »

To all you Dads out there that mean so much to your kids. Whether you are there all the the time or not, i just think its best to say that you are fucking kings.

Much love my fellow Dads,

Carl.

Herby · « **Reply #71 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:16:29 am »

Happy Father's Day to all

Mind you - I don't feel like a king today

Daughter watching films on her iPad and wife asleep

SpartanTree. No deccies or lights. · « **Reply #72 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:36:40 am »

Happy Father's Day to all the dad's on RAWK !

Had a great start to today. Watched the MOTD highlights programme with my lad who then proceeded to take my breakfast order. A cooked brekkie was served up shortly after and I'm being taken out for lunch in a few hours.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #73 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:41:42 am »

Thats fucking brilliant

John C · « **Reply #74 on:** June 15, 2014, 07:11:22 pm »

Its a weird day for me, my dad died when I was two so I never experienced Fathers Days as a kid, but even though I've got kids of 23, 19 & 12, I still haven't got use to it.

Zlen · « **Reply #75 on:** June 15, 2014, 07:25:17 pm »

Love being a father.

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #76 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:33:32 pm »

Happy Father's day all!

Igor Tripod Biscan · « **Reply #77 on:** June 19, 2022, 05:45:10 pm »

Happy fathers day to those of us who:

Do everything they can for their kids
Pay every month without fail
Take them on holiday
Buy them new stuff (despite their mothers getting 2nd hand crap including school uniform from other kids)
Are a sympathetic ear to them when their mothers 6th boyfriend in 10 years is verbally abusive and bullying
Are constantly harassed for more money in a transparently self serving way to support their lifestyle
Send them to school with luke warm 50p super noodles as lunch and complain that you don't give them enough despite them working 3 days per week so they can claim a ton of benefits
Have to constantly buy socks and tights because the ones she goes to school in have holes
Listen to the defence and excuses about the latest live-in boyfriend who is a massive cn*t
Don't get to speak to their kids on Christmas, Birthdays or Fathers day because their calls are ignored

Happy fathers day

rob1966 · « **Reply #78 on:** June 19, 2022, 06:00:01 pm »

Really feel for Dads like you mate, you're the forgotten fathers and someone needs to stand up for you all.

I get fucking pissed off when I see single Mums hijacking fathers day with their "I do the Dads job" shite, when proper Dads are being denied by Mums and no-one gives a fuck.

Author Topic: Happy fathers day people (Read 4316 times)

Herby