Author Topic: The ifitahadnttabeenforthe, woe is me, aftertiming,semi-timing betting thread!  (Read 87324 times)

Offline Clayton Bigsby

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As the football league season is starting the real betting can begin

Anyone who has frequented the football bets thread knows that I probably get gold medal for the ifithadntabeenforthe and woe is me part but this year im going to be alot better in that regard. im going to stick it in here

Let the football bets thread be just that. Great shouts and quoting great shouts when we bash the bookies

This thread will probably get locked but if it doesn't I hope it is used

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Strongly fancied drogba today because of his record against arsenal. But left it as I thought he was past it  ::)

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Bony 5/1 ags. Just had to

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Just got royally bummed by PSG

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You are not the only one. All over facebook, 15 folds, 11 folds, 10 folds etc all waiting on PSG. Apparently had 40 odd shots on goal. Nuts

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You are not the only one. All over facebook, 15 folds, 11 folds, 10 folds etc all waiting on PSG. Apparently had 40 odd shots on goal. Nuts

It was over 40 shots, the other team only had 2. Unfuckingbelievable.

Mine was a five fold. Was with William Hill so will get a 50 free bet back with their Accy insurance promo. Have steamed into a City/Gala double tonight to try to recover. Big Issue if fails.

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Markays ags shout on Charles. I actually read  his whole wikipedia page but did I remember to bet. Did I fuck !!!  ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Swerved kazakhs first goal.but had tenner on them to be winning at HT at 4/1

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4 fold GG let down by FH against Genk

Just seen the c*nts missed an 88th penalty. 5 would have returned 50.  ::)

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Pelle hat-trick for Feyenoord today, he was 3/1 for 2+, hovered over it, didn't go for it.

Goal machine,

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It's funny, when I saw that Pelle had a hat trick my first thought was to come on here and ask if you were on him

3/1 2+ must mean that his ags price was more than backable

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Dunno if this is the right place, but had Rooney MOTM 16/1. Fuming.

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Had a Johnny Russell, James Vaughan and Nahki Wells FGS treble at the weekend. Russell and Wells did the business but Vaughan scored second :( Would have been my first 1k+ payout.

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Dunno if this is the right place, but had Rooney MOTM 16/1. Fuming.

Who got MOTM? From what I saw Rooney was by far the best player on the pitch.


Had a Johnny Russell, James Vaughan and Nahki Wells FGS treble at the weekend. Russell and Wells did the business but Vaughan scored second :( Would have been my first 1k+ payout.

Unlucky

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Got done over last night by Liverpool's failure to kill off a game. Cost me a couple of hundred. Rule number 2, don't bet on your own team.

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What's rule number 1? Don't bet on friendlies?

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What's rule number 1? Don't bet on friendlies?

Don't bet more than you can afford to loose, and 3 is don't bet whilst drunk. I frequently break all these rules ;)

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Who got MOTM? From what I saw Rooney was by far the best player on the pitch.

John Terry. Think it was a case of Rooney not being allowed by the club to do an interview hence not being able to award it him. Annoying really.

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Had a 9 fold on the following teams to win:

AC Milan, Celtic, Plzen, Real Sociedad, Aston Villa, Everton, Newcastle, Watford & Nottingham.

Everton and Nottingham let me down. I only put a quid on it but I could have won 47. :\

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Lionel Messi.

Can't score from 12 yards with no defenders in front of him.

Would of been slightly up for the day, was instead badly down.

The big boys haven't woken up yet this season.

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Looked at Defoe tonight anytime and 2 or more. Swerved both and had a bit more on Gomez instead.

Disaster of a night, needed a Fiorentina goal too and doesn't look like it's on at all.

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Saw it was sturridges 24th birthday and said he wa a definite ags. Dithered and placed 50 at 15/8 at what i thought was 13.29 but it was 1.30 and it had already timed out

Fcukkk my fckkking life

Near enough 2/1 for Sturridges form on his birthday. Fcking gift

edit I know I should have placed earlier but wa sthinking of not betting on the game at all and just enjoying it

Edit: The other bet I fancied was Lucas card but I didn't even get round to checking his price so no woe is me in that instance

« Last Edit: September 1, 2013, 03:37:02 pm by Clayton Bigsby »

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Don't bet more than you can afford to loose, and 3 is don't bet whilst drunk. I frequently break all these rules ;)

Also dont bet on what you dont know.
The last couple of weeks i've been on horses that have been heavily fancied by people so going off that and after a very good start i've lost a couple of hundred this week after chasing losses.
« Last Edit: September 5, 2013, 02:27:29 pm by bruffell06 »

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Also dont bet on what you dont know.

This man speaks the truth

Its why I have never had more than a tenner on the horses. Havent got a scooby doo about good to soft,good to soft in places and all that other rubbish about age ad weight etc

I lose enough money on stuff I do know about

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This man speaks the truth

Its why I have never had more than a tenner on the horses. Havent got a scooby doo about good to soft,good to soft in places and all that other rubbish about age ad weight etc

I lose enough money on stuff I do know about

 ;D precisely

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This man speaks the truth

Its why I have never had more than a tenner on the horses. Havent got a scooby doo about good to soft,good to soft in places and all that other rubbish about age ad weight etc

I lose enough money on stuff I do know about

One thing you don't need to know about to bet on, and that is tennis, thanks to this amazing man on Twitter.

@TennisTipsGuy

Other than that, I agree.

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One thing you don't need to know about to bet on, and that is tennis, thanks to this amazing man on Twitter.

@TennisTipsGuy

Other than that, I agree.

You had luck with him have you?

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You had luck with him have you?

He's amazing, keep an eye out on his bets, follow them now and then, probably done 8 of his bets lost 2 or something, need to do them more to be honest.

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There was some big article iN evening staNdard about Gerrard not scoring in 3 years for england but being so good in other aspects of his game that people had barely noticed. Had quotes him saying he doesn't care, he ahs set uplots of goals for otehrs etc etc

After I read that, I thought nailed on AGS. Didnt bet in the end  ::)
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Aftertiming.

BTTS in the Korea/Croatia game, 10/11.

Last kick of the game Korea get a goal, 1-2.

Also on China, already 2-0 up. 200 up today, I will win back that money Switzerland took out of my pocket last Friday.

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Aftertiming.

BTTS in the Korea/Croatia game, 10/11.

Last kick of the game Korea get a goal, 1-2.

Also on China, already 2-0 up. 200 up today, I will win back that money Switzerland took out of my pocket last Friday.

Well played. I'm going cold turkey on the gambling now. Lost about 300 last week. Made it all back from 20 in 4 hours on Friday and then lost it all plus 100 today and yesterday

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Well played. I'm going cold turkey on the gambling now. Lost about 300 last week. Made it all back from 20 in 4 hours on Friday and then lost it all plus 100 today and yesterday

In one pocket, out the other, that's the nature of the game. Take a break and come back refreshed.

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In one pocket, out the other, that's the nature of the game. Take a break and come back refreshed.

Yeah i've done it a few times. When I actually think bets through and pick out ones I like I reckon I make more than I lose but then I start getting hooked a bit and betting on things like horses and other things I haven't a clue about and then it all disappears

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On a whim seen a friend liked a Horse tipsters bet on facebook on my break in work so just put 20 on it and seen the result just come in on racingpost.

3:30 - Weatherbys Bank Foreign Exchange Handicap
6f, Class 5, 2,587.60

1 Barkston Ash 6/1 Fav
2 Captain Scooby 8/1
3 Lucky Lodge 16/1

Barkston Ash @11/2 i got, that a bit more dosh to burn on the internationals tonight.

THOSE AREN'T FINGERS. THOSE ARE SCARF TASSELLS.

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@mondz ddi you bet on the acc or just beckton ash. Well in anyyways  :D

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Japan big DNB
Korea/Croatia BTTS
Serbia/Greece big double
Ita/Fra/Hol/Ger/Pol 5 way
England 0-0

Fucking gem of a day.

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so i take it those neutral c*nts are forgiven now

Well in btw

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I guess this is the right place to celebrate getting a 4-fold @ 5.24 (Bulgaria, Hungary, Greece, Serbia) up?
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

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Yeah i've done it a few times. When I actually think bets through and pick out ones I like I reckon I make more than I lose but then I start getting hooked a bit and betting on things like horses and other things I haven't a clue about and then it all disappears

And that's why bookies can afford to drive Audis ;)
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

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so i take it those neutral c*nts are forgiven now

Well in btw

Those cheese munching, can't decide what language to speak, watch making, army knife wielding, cow bell clanging neutral c*nts are forgiven, but not forgotten.

God bless the bookies for that initial Serbia price.
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