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The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« on: November 10, 2022, 01:03:11 pm »
I’ve finally made it. Year after year of seeing my post count creep up, I’ve finally reached 100,000 posts. Crikey.



Chakan, Tepid, Andy, Lobo…can you step it up a bit please and join me in the Sad Bastards Club? Bit lonely in here as I presume royhendo’s post count is made up.

Anyway, just thought I should mark the occasion before reflecting on my life choices. But what a website and community this place is. I’ve learnt so much from many knowledgable posters past and present, both about Liverpool the city, the football club and of course literally anything else you want to know about anything, ever.

Of course it can get a bit ugly at times, especially if things aren’t going well on the pitch but it’s still a mile better than anything else. And the things the site itself and the posters within it have achieved over the years is genuinely amazing. On that note I thought I should maybe give a couple of shout outs (mainly to confirm what little influence I have!).

1) Support RAWK! My post to donation ratio will be worse than most probably, and I know times are tough at the moment. But worth a reminder of how great this place is, and what a great job Claire, Ben and co do to keep it looking so good. Always a good reminder that they need some money off us to keep things going: https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=74199.0

2) Over the years I’ve been inspired by reading so many great things the fine people of RAWK have done. It’s always very humbling. There’s loads of things I could mention but wanted to give a shout out to Hij who still posts here a fair bit and is fairly active on Twitter (boo). Following him, he’s had a ton of struggles that he has done a great job of getting on top of. He recently did some fundraising for The National Autistic Society where he ran 100 miles in a month. It’s a matter close to his heart so I wanted to share the link just in case anyone feeling generous wanted to add to the great amount he’s already raised for a great cause: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomhigham1987

Ok, I’ve probably written more in this one post than in my previous 99,999 one liners. Remember, read more, post less. :D Sorry to anyone I’ve annoyed over the years. But not sorry for the bad jokes. Love you all.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2022, 01:04:00 pm »
Bloody

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2022, 01:05:01 pm »
Hell

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2022, 01:05:46 pm »
I'm

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2022, 01:06:25 pm »
Far

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2022, 01:07:02 pm »
Behind

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2022, 01:07:07 pm »
You sad bastard, you sad bastard.
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2022, 01:07:22 pm »
Average of more than 15 posts per day over 17 years.

Impressive.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2022, 01:07:25 pm »
Well

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2022, 01:07:56 pm »

Anyway, just thought I should mark the occasion before reflecting on my life choices.
:'(  Dont ever leave  :-*
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2022, 01:08:12 pm »
Done

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2022, 01:09:03 pm »
Every single one of your 100,000 posts have been shite aswell.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2022, 01:09:09 pm »
If I didn't keep taking breaks I'd prob be near you. I have about 30k posts on the now defunct OnTheKop, from when I stopped posting on RAWK and went there - that sorted of ended with me calling Kaiser a c*nt.
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2022, 01:09:25 pm »
If I was wearing a hat I'd take it off, congratulations sir.........  ;)
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2022, 01:11:58 pm »
Your oldest post is number 94560.

You've been cooking the books worse than Abu Dhabi
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2022, 01:13:02 pm »
Your oldest post is number 94560.

You've been cooking the books worse than Abu Dhabi

It counts recycle bin posts.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2022, 01:13:10 pm »
Number 1 on RAWK hall of fame.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2022, 01:14:00 pm »
It counts recycle bin posts.

Stop sticking up for him.

Does it though? I know Phil M fucked off on exactly 59000 posts, but is now 58990
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2022, 01:14:44 pm »
Stop sticking up for him.

The more he posts then more I have to catch up the more i'm not number 1 ;)

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2022, 01:17:59 pm »
It took me 9 years to hit 15k.

That's around 50 odd years at this rate until i hit 100k.

But congrats on the milestone.
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2022, 01:19:22 pm »
Stop sticking up for him.

Does it though? I know Phil M fucked off on exactly 59000 posts, but is now 58990

Hmmm maybe it doesn't, I just did a test and it went down.


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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2022, 01:21:28 pm »
It doesn't, make a post look at your count then delete it, it'll roll back 1
Hmmm maybe it doesn't, I just did a test and it went down.



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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2022, 01:22:21 pm »


It doesn't, make a post look at your count then delete it, it'll roll back 1

35266 post when I made this and then back to 35265 and now back to 35266
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2022, 01:25:14 pm »
Nice one Nick  :wellin

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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2022, 01:29:08 pm »
Hmmm maybe it doesn't, I just did a test and it went down.
35266 post when I made this and then back to 35265 and now back to 35266

Basically what we're saying is, Nick is a fucking crook.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2022, 01:31:22 pm »
Your oldest post is number 94560.

You've been cooking the books worse than Abu Dhabi

440 transfer mod big boy shit posts maybe? :D

No idea.

When I was a kid I had one of those handheld Donkey Kong games. As I got better and better at it and close to 1,000 points the excitement built as to what would happen when I got there. Turns out it could only handle 3 digits and the score reset to zero.

Was king of hoping they same thing would happen here. :D

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2022, 01:32:21 pm »
 :lmao
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« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2022, 01:38:32 pm »
Palindrome post count

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2022, 01:41:56 pm »
You sad bastard, you sad bastard.

...your posts are all lies...
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2022, 01:44:56 pm »
Not one mention of Deidre Barlow.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2022, 01:47:03 pm »
Not sure if it entirely deserves a congratulations, but still... congrats!

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2022, 01:48:12 pm »
That is impressively sad, fair play Nick.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2022, 01:50:30 pm »
440 transfer mod big boy shit posts maybe? :D

No idea.


It could well be posts in the transfer forums and previous world cup/euros etc.
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2022, 01:51:16 pm »
It could well be posts in the transfer forums and previous world cup/euros etc.

Not sure if it counts commentary posts either. Ones that haven't been moved over.

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2022, 01:56:47 pm »
Have you got a favourite post in your 100k?
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2022, 02:00:34 pm »
100,000 posts :wellin, with 99.9% of that mostly made up of shit puns too. ;D
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2022, 02:01:16 pm »
well done mate - but if we calculate that each post you make has a maximum time of 20 seconds to write it and post it...

then you've wasted spent about 23 of your (only) life's days doing that  :wave
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2022, 02:01:32 pm »
Have you got a favourite post in your 100k?

I’d have to say…the Best of the Beatles.

Think a few of my films in the Effes thread probably. Rhino that you did last Summer and the Ox’s Jism on Emily Rose I can still remember. :D

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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2022, 02:02:07 pm »
Have you got a favourite post in your 100k?

Most likely this one, which fooled most of us. :lmao

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=345609.0
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Re: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2022, 02:09:07 pm »
I’d have to say…the Best of the Beatles.

Think a few of my films in the Effes thread probably. Rhino that you did last Summer and the Ox’s Jism on Emily Rose I can still remember. :D
I’ll have to look some of those up. Always a pleasure when you end up down a RAWK rabbit hole. I do recall the one Statto has posted up, which was very well played
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