Author Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread  (Read 3261753 times)

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3560 on: June 13, 2020, 04:15:03 pm »
What with that lad at left back, they’re literally two players away from having the best player in the world in every position. If they get Sancho and Koulibaly, which seems likely, then we’re staring right into a void which sees the success they had under the hard shoulder shitter seem Everton-esque
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3561 on: June 13, 2020, 04:53:52 pm »
They played 2 games, lost one 2-1 and won the other 3-1

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3562 on: June 13, 2020, 05:01:41 pm »
The curious thing about United is the balloons who support them with their persistence that the team floating about upper-midtable are filled with world class footballers. It's unspeakable nonsense and must be a residue of their years of dominance when they (rightly) perceived that their players were the best in the division and some of the best in Europe. Furthermore, they've become so invested in the idea of marquee signings at the cost of building a successful, coherent football team. So often over the last 2 years they've just been so disjointed as a team, but laud a Pogba long pass like that's the whole point of the enterprise.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3563 on: June 13, 2020, 07:15:22 pm »
They're getting ludicrously overexcited about Pogba passing to Bruno in a friendly they lost. Bless.

Long balls aren't just hoofing it now then?
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3564 on: June 13, 2020, 08:13:37 pm »
Rashford is a great person, absolutely no doubt about it whatsoever. However, as I saw somebody on Twitter say it should not be down to a 22 year old footballer to do what a Government should be doing. My respect for him could not be higher though, even aside from his work during Covid the way he conducts himself on Twitter is something every player should aspire to.

He's quite likeable the manc twat

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3565 on: June 13, 2020, 08:51:39 pm »
They're getting ludicrously overexcited about Pogba passing to Bruno in a friendly they lost. Bless.

Well seeing as he normally passes it to the opposition, or straight out of play, it’s a definite improvement.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3566 on: June 13, 2020, 10:01:33 pm »
Spoke to a manc colleague about the resumption of the season. I expected him to be disinterested or despondent. But actually he thought their form was good and Bruno made them tick. Is delusion a symptom of the virus?
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3567 on: June 13, 2020, 10:18:59 pm »
Spoke to a manc colleague about the resumption of the season. I expected him to be disinterested or despondent. But actually he thought their form was good and Bruno made them tick. Is delusion a symptom of the virus?

Bruno made the BBC team of the year after five games, he's world class, generational, elite, better than any Liverpool player etc etc
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3568 on: June 13, 2020, 10:28:55 pm »
They did beat City in their last game to be fair, so that's one win a row.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3569 on: June 13, 2020, 10:34:14 pm »
Bruno made the BBC team of the year after five games, he's world class, generational, elite, better than any Liverpool player etc etc

To be fair, he is on course to break scoring records - he gets a free shot at goal every game.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3570 on: June 14, 2020, 12:41:05 am »
They're getting ludicrously overexcited about Pogba passing to Bruno in a friendly they lost. Bless.

Well, if they are planning to use Pogba and Bruno together in their midfield on regular basis, they are in serious trouble.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3571 on: June 14, 2020, 12:52:29 am »
Spoke to a manc colleague about the resumption of the season. I expected him to be disinterested or despondent. But actually he thought their form was good and Bruno made them tick. Is delusion a symptom of the virus?
They're all the same. I've a Manc-supporting cousin, and he thinks Bruno is a cracker, and Wan Bissaka is Cafu. Bruno's played about 5 games and he's already their Zidane.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3572 on: June 14, 2020, 11:11:34 am »
Spoke to a manc colleague about the resumption of the season. I expected him to be disinterested or despondent. But actually he thought their form was good and Bruno made them tick. Is delusion a symptom of the virus?

A friend of mine had it quite bad for about 3 weeks and he did report being out of it quite often, so unless they were like it before lockdown, you should probably keep your distance from your colleague just in case.  ;D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3573 on: June 14, 2020, 11:20:11 am »
Bruno made the BBC team of the year after five games, he's world class, generational, elite, better than any Liverpool player etc etc
Another Bruno, Bruno Cheyrou is world class based on 5 games

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3574 on: June 14, 2020, 11:32:36 am »
Just the fact that they call him Bruno rather than Fernandes is annoying enough.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3575 on: June 14, 2020, 12:40:07 pm »
Just the fact that they call him Bruno rather than Fernandes is annoying enough.

To be fair we all used to call Meireles, Raul didn’t we? Oh no, we didn’t!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3576 on: June 14, 2020, 01:02:54 pm »
Just the fact that they call him Bruno rather than Fernandes is annoying enough.

They probably can't pronounce Fernandes
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3577 on: June 14, 2020, 01:26:55 pm »
Just the fact that they call him Bruno rather than Fernandes is annoying enough.

There is a tendency with a lot of fans of all clubs to do the same thing though, opting to use the shorter of their two names, on the plus side at least it moves it away from and ends in 'y' nickname instead.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3578 on: June 14, 2020, 01:37:28 pm »
There is a tendency with a lot of fans of all clubs to do the same thing though, opting to use the shorter of their two names, on the plus side at least it moves it away from and ends in 'y' nickname instead.

I was just taking the piss, most supporters do the same, we've got Mo, Gini, Bobby
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3579 on: June 14, 2020, 03:29:46 pm »
To be fair we all used to call Meireles, Raul didn’t we? Oh no, we didn’t!

I find that this happens most when fans can't be arsed to learn a slightly awkward spelling of a surname.

VVD is one for us currently.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3580 on: June 14, 2020, 03:33:40 pm »
I find that this happens most when fans can't be arsed to learn a slightly awkward spelling of a surname.

VVD is one for us currently.

Probably a fair point but I’d rather not give them the benefit of the doubt. :D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3581 on: June 14, 2020, 03:38:23 pm »
I find that this happens most when fans can't be arsed to learn a slightly awkward spelling of a surname.

VVD is one for us currently.

Should be VvD to be honest.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3582 on: June 14, 2020, 03:52:24 pm »
Another Bruno, Bruno Cheyrou is world class based on 5 games

They think Bruno, Pogba and Matic are going to be the best midfield in the league. I can't wait to see it
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3583 on: June 14, 2020, 03:58:54 pm »
They probably can't pronounce Fernandes

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3584 on: June 14, 2020, 04:43:47 pm »
I was just taking the piss, most supporters do the same, we've got Mo, Gini, Bobby

and Divocky...
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3585 on: June 14, 2020, 06:31:33 pm »
Phone-nan-dehz init?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3586 on: June 14, 2020, 09:02:24 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3587 on: June 14, 2020, 10:52:06 pm »
They think Bruno, Pogba and Matic are going to be the best midfield in the league. I can't wait to see it

Matic? I thought their new golden boy is McTomminay.

Agree with Pogba, they are still clinging on to their wet dream.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3588 on: June 14, 2020, 11:27:39 pm »
Fucking  Rashford the c*nt.


How can I hate Mancs when he writes letters destroying the government and raises loads of money for charity.

Not acceptable
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3589 on: June 14, 2020, 11:31:14 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3590 on: June 14, 2020, 11:43:03 pm »
They think Bruno, Pogba and Matic are going to be the best midfield in the league. I can't wait to see it
I might agree with them, but I think they are avoiding relegation this season.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3591 on: June 15, 2020, 12:02:30 am »
Enjoyed watching Andrea Dosena score the fourth on a Sky rerun earlier.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3592 on: June 15, 2020, 12:04:20 am »
Enjoyed watching Andrea Dosena score the fourth on a Sky rerun earlier.
Watched the whole thing whilst working ...

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3593 on: June 15, 2020, 12:06:54 am »
Watched the whole thing whilst working ...

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3594 on: June 15, 2020, 06:24:42 am »
Fucking  Rashford the c*nt.


How can I hate Mancs when he writes letters destroying the government and raises loads of money for charity.

Not acceptable

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3595 on: June 15, 2020, 07:40:23 am »
BBC saying they have upped their big for Grealish to £75m.

Please make it 90 and let it happen.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3596 on: June 15, 2020, 08:18:30 am »
It would be so like them to finally buy a top class player, then spend £75 million on someone who plays in the same position.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3597 on: June 15, 2020, 08:23:03 am »
Rashford may be overrated as shit on the field, but he is an excellent human being.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3598 on: June 15, 2020, 08:30:37 am »
Fucking  Rashford the c*nt.


How can I hate Mancs when he writes letters destroying the government and raises loads of money for charity.

Not acceptable

Oh it's easy,real easy when you think of the shit they sing and the hands to the faces,

Fuk'em all.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3599 on: June 15, 2020, 09:03:31 am »
Rashford may be overrated as shit on the field, but he is an excellent human being.

RAWK's blindspot for Rashford's ability is one of the 8 wonders of the world.
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