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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2040 on: October 29, 2011, 11:07:30 pm »
"Mancini's off the hook now"
What's Motson on about?

Oh he doesnt know. He just doesnt know

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2041 on: October 29, 2011, 11:07:30 pm »
adam johnson looks pissed off. can't even be arsed celebrating anymore

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2042 on: October 29, 2011, 11:07:57 pm »
Wolves keeper should could have done better on all 3 goals there.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2043 on: October 29, 2011, 11:08:35 pm »
adam johnson looks pissed off. can't even be arsed celebrating anymore

he'll be off at the end of the season...if not sooner
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2044 on: October 29, 2011, 11:10:25 pm »
Oh God another twat commentator.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2045 on: October 29, 2011, 11:11:38 pm »
Eat that.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2046 on: October 29, 2011, 11:11:45 pm »
Another peach of a goal, fair few of them this week.
I think we have some posibilities, no?

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2047 on: October 29, 2011, 11:12:00 pm »
Good finish.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2048 on: October 29, 2011, 11:12:02 pm »
he'll be off at the end of the season...if not sooner

Im sure they'll manage without

His shitty no celebrations are fucking brattish. No one can command a constant starting place in a forward position in that team
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2049 on: October 29, 2011, 11:12:03 pm »
The goalkeeper has football pie all over his face!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2050 on: October 29, 2011, 11:12:54 pm »
good goal Wickham

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2051 on: October 29, 2011, 11:13:02 pm »
Blah blah balh....so did Neil Mellor, so......!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2052 on: October 29, 2011, 11:13:51 pm »
How did the best player in the history of football - Bendtner (in his opinion) end up playing for Sunderland?

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2053 on: October 29, 2011, 11:13:55 pm »
he'll be off at the end of the season...if not sooner

Would have him here in a heartbeat. Well not here, as having him in my house in Belfast would be pointless. But you know what i mean
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2054 on: October 29, 2011, 11:13:58 pm »
Dat save ba Westwood was wicked innit?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap!
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2055 on: October 29, 2011, 11:14:20 pm »
Are Sunderland the new us with getting decent young keepers and fucking them up?
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2056 on: October 29, 2011, 11:15:01 pm »
If you tried to play a drinking game with shots every time motson said "oh", you'd die.

 ;D Any chance I can have that as my sig? Made me chuckle.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2057 on: October 29, 2011, 11:15:25 pm »
Dunne should be a B-baller!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2058 on: October 29, 2011, 11:15:31 pm »
Dat save ba Westwood was wicked innit?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap!

Off Topic quickly

Id shoot Tim Westwood in the chest with a sawn off shotgun at point blank range
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2059 on: October 29, 2011, 11:16:06 pm »
Im sure they'll manage without

His shitty no celebrations are fucking brattish. No one can command a constant starting place in a forward position in that team

It really depends on what he's been told though mate. For all we know he may have been promised he'd be an important player, and most times when he's played he's looked dangerous and scored goals. He can play excellently and still be dropped the next game - that's happened to him for the last 18 months now. It's bound to fuck you off eventually.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2060 on: October 29, 2011, 11:16:24 pm »
If you plonked your head Into a bowl of porridge, you to could have a face like Mcleish

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2061 on: October 29, 2011, 11:16:38 pm »
Off Topic quickly

Id shoot Tim Westwood in the chest with a sawn off shotgun at point blank range
Off topic, Id re-load it for you.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2062 on: October 29, 2011, 11:16:46 pm »
oh god steve bruce. there are children watching this show!
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2063 on: October 29, 2011, 11:16:54 pm »
If you plonked your head on a bowl of porridge, you to could have a face like Mcleish
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2064 on: October 29, 2011, 11:18:04 pm »
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2065 on: October 29, 2011, 11:18:38 pm »
Oh great. A shit stadium full to the brim of total c*nts
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2066 on: October 29, 2011, 11:19:24 pm »
And here's the bitters annual lie down v UTD

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2067 on: October 29, 2011, 11:19:44 pm »
Im sure they'll manage without

His shitty no celebrations are fucking brattish. No one can command a constant starting place in a forward position in that team

I thinks its more to do with Mancini repeatedly singling him out for criticism than selection sulks.....the manager doesnt appear to rate him that highly and makes no attempt to hide the fact.....
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2068 on: October 29, 2011, 11:20:02 pm »
This fixture makes me feel ill.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2069 on: October 29, 2011, 11:20:44 pm »
I thinks its more to do with Mancini repeatedly singling him out for criticism than selection sulks.....the manager doesnt appear to rate him that highly and makes no attempt to hide the fact.....
Did Mancini sign Johnson or was it Mark Hughes?
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2070 on: October 29, 2011, 11:21:25 pm »
And here's the bitters annual lie down v UTD

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2071 on: October 29, 2011, 11:21:50 pm »
omg saf's outfit!
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2072 on: October 29, 2011, 11:22:06 pm »
Got to hit the target there, Gary Wilmott.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2073 on: October 29, 2011, 11:22:17 pm »
I thinks its more to do with Mancini repeatedly singling him out for criticism than selection sulks.....the manager doesnt appear to rate him that highly and makes no attempt to hide the fact.....

Ah thats different I suppose

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2074 on: October 29, 2011, 11:22:37 pm »
Lucky bastards as usual UTD

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2075 on: October 29, 2011, 11:22:40 pm »
omg saf's outfit!
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2076 on: October 29, 2011, 11:23:36 pm »
Lucky bastards as usual UTD

Constant luck. Fucking constant.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2077 on: October 29, 2011, 11:24:07 pm »
Did Mancini sign Johnson or was it Mark Hughes?

It was Mancini who signed him.....and it'll be Mancini who sells him
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2078 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:07 pm »
omg saf's outfit!

Who the fuck's saf?  If you mean the drunken one then say so.   Fuckin saf, get a grip ffs.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2079 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:18 pm »
Just look at Fellaini. What the actual fuck does this fella do? Seriously. What does he do?
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.