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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #80 on: February 2, 2021, 07:53:10 am »
Considering we aren't playing Tottenham again this season, Kabak going out to crunch Harry Kane would make him rather terrifying.
"Sir Harry of the Hotspur? My name is Ozan Kabak, The Turkish Cruncher. My apologies for disturbing your rehab, I just wanted to introduce myself and let you know that once we meet on the pitch, I will crunch you to little pieces and feed them to the pigeons. Here is a little appetizer so you will remember me!"

Sorry for the nonsense, the image just came to my mind and felt I needed to share it...
Haha!!! Me too!!! I would love to see him against Harry Kane!!!! Hahaha!!!  ;D  ;D
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #81 on: February 2, 2021, 08:04:34 am »
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #82 on: February 2, 2021, 08:25:45 am »
Does anybody know if the has to quarantine when he gets here or can he join up with the squad straight away?

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #83 on: February 2, 2021, 08:29:02 am »
Does anybody know if the has to quarantine when he gets here or can he join up with the squad straight away?

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #84 on: February 2, 2021, 08:47:07 am »
I for one welcome our new Turkish overlord.

Hail Kabak! Holder of the Sacred Palindrome, Ruler of the Box and physical manifestation of the Great God Virgil.

Do us proud lad.
« Last Edit: February 2, 2021, 08:55:07 am by SinceSixtyFive »

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #85 on: February 2, 2021, 08:50:03 am »


plane tracking commence

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #86 on: February 2, 2021, 08:57:39 am »


plane tracking commence

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #87 on: February 2, 2021, 08:57:43 am »
Welcome Ozan to the Champions of England
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #88 on: February 2, 2021, 09:00:00 am »
Come on in, the water’s fine.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #89 on: February 2, 2021, 09:00:35 am »
Welcome to the best football club in the world Ozan - Excited to see how you develop & we'll support you all the way!

We’ll still finish in top four - and they won’t. You can quote me on this in May.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #90 on: February 2, 2021, 09:00:43 am »
great stuff - shame it means that the other 3 (at least) ain't coming back anytime soon

anyway, welcome to the champions  :scarf
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #91 on: February 2, 2021, 09:02:07 am »
Considering we aren't playing Tottenham again this season, Kabak going out to crunch Harry Kane would make him rather terrifying.
"Sir Harry of the Hotspur? My name is Ozan Kabak, The Turkish Cruncher. My apologies for disturbing your rehab, I just wanted to introduce myself and let you know that once we meet on the pitch, I will crunch you to little pieces and feed them to the pigeons. Here is a little appetizer so you will remember me!"

Sorry for the nonsense, the image just came to my mind and felt I needed to share it...

;D

Seriously though, I hope he is the type of player who will go to the opposition: "if you want to go down crying and screaming and clutching something, I will make sure you have good reason to."
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #92 on: February 2, 2021, 09:04:42 am »
I know he wont be training so unlikely to play Wednesday, but is he eligible?

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #93 on: February 2, 2021, 09:08:08 am »
ka ba koo koo koo

push pineapple shake the tree

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #94 on: February 2, 2021, 09:10:55 am »
Hes big
hes red
he'll spit on your fucking head
Kabak, Kabak

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #95 on: February 2, 2021, 09:12:28 am »
Since finding out “Kabak” means pumpkin in Turkish I’ll never be able to keep a straight face if a song was decided.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #96 on: February 2, 2021, 09:18:36 am »
That's a bit vulgar. We're not just objects for your pleasure and amusement, you know.



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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #97 on: February 2, 2021, 09:22:25 am »
Clear he won't be ready for City or Brighton but we really need to be working towards him or Davies being ready for mid - late March when hopefully we are in the quarter finals of the CL and pushing for either the league.

That gives us 7 games after the City game to one or both of them up to speed.

I would imagine our ideal midfield for a CL quarter final would be Hendo, Gini and Thiago with Fabinho in defence so we need to work out how we can quickly get one or both up to speed for that period.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #98 on: February 2, 2021, 09:24:57 am »
Clear he won't be ready for City or Brighton but we really need to be working towards him or Davies being ready for mid - late March when hopefully we are in the quarter finals of the CL and pushing for either the league.

That gives us 7 games after the City game to one or both of them up to speed.

I would imagine our ideal midfield for a CL quarter final would be Hendo, Gini and Thiago with Fabinho in defence so we need to work out how we can quickly get one or both up to speed for that period.

Would make sense to use Fab & Kabak in CL then Kabak & Davies in the league

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #99 on: February 2, 2021, 09:27:28 am »
I also think this. Not sure why, just a feeling really as I haven't watched much of him, but he was very highly rated from the little I've read and seen. Surprised people aren't more excited by this one. Reckon he could well end up a better Lovren, and I like Lovren a lot.

My only reservation would be his age/lack of experience, and maybe the impetousness that sometimes comes with it. He ticks so many boxes though - good aerially, pretty quick, decent technically. It's all good. Actually, the spitting would be another reservation. Hopefully he doesn't do more of the spitting. Other than that though, I'm made up.

Seems to have had glowing reviews before his move to Germany and kept impressing while there too. I like the fact he has all these physical attributes and the bravery to his game. Like I said in the tramsfer thread, his criticisms are things that can be worked on by Klopp. At 20, he could be developed into a great CB

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #100 on: February 2, 2021, 09:36:24 am »
Is he injured yet?
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #101 on: February 2, 2021, 09:38:43 am »


plane tracking commence

I do hope the undercarriage of that jet holds up.

Would be crap if he had to " hit the ground running".

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #102 on: February 2, 2021, 09:51:01 am »
If he lives up to his potential we sign him without any hesitation in the summer.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #103 on: February 2, 2021, 09:52:25 am »


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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #104 on: February 2, 2021, 09:54:27 am »
Hope him and Tsimikas are able to get on.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #105 on: February 2, 2021, 09:56:33 am »
He's our new CB and his middle name is Muhammad.

Therefore, instant affinity with our other Mohamed, Salah?

The club have finally filled the Dejan void  ;D

Tsimikas is Salah's new Lovren replacement apparently.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #106 on: February 2, 2021, 09:57:13 am »
Hope him and Tsimikas are able to get on.

So long as they don't get caught Cyprussing too high up the pitch it should be okay.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #107 on: February 2, 2021, 10:01:26 am »
Tsimikas is Salah's new Lovren replacement apparently.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #108 on: February 2, 2021, 10:08:54 am »
Has a look of Ederson but without the gold teeth and STDs
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #109 on: February 2, 2021, 10:13:23 am »
Fkin hell, Kostas!

Apparently it began when they were on a plane back to Liverpool together at the start of the season. Few cocktails, bit of horseplay over "who gets the armrest", one thing led to another....

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #110 on: February 2, 2021, 10:18:49 am »
Can we change the thread title to Poet Pumpkin?

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #111 on: February 2, 2021, 10:21:04 am »
We have no mid-week game next week, ideal time to get him and Davies up to speed on the training pitch.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #112 on: February 2, 2021, 10:25:45 am »
Where's his interview?

Give him a chance!  He's only just arrived in Liverpool!  ;D

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #113 on: February 2, 2021, 10:26:17 am »
Can we change the thread title to Poet Pumpkin?

Hopefully he'll carve out a successful career at LFC.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #114 on: February 2, 2021, 10:54:29 am »
Courtesy of Paddy Power, I quite like "Kabak for Good", to the tune of "Back for Good" by Take That.

Ties nicely into the fact that he's a loanee.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #115 on: February 2, 2021, 10:57:05 am »
Hope he'll help us win Kabak-to-back titles

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #116 on: February 2, 2021, 11:03:37 am »
Can he play tomorrow?
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #117 on: February 2, 2021, 11:15:22 am »
Do you think Kostas will welcome him with open arms?

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #118 on: February 2, 2021, 11:20:46 am »
Can he play tomorrow?
Think so but probably won't. I think Davies would be on the bench though.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #119 on: February 2, 2021, 11:21:20 am »
His initials are OK, works for me. He must be buzzing at going from 18th in Bundesliga to the Premier League Champions, good luck young man!