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Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« on: November 25, 2012, 09:19:33 pm »
The Missus is off to India for 12 days, which leaves the lad, the puppy, and the bearded dragon home with me for nearly two weeks. Besides have to work for a bit on the weekends at the wine shop and having to attend class and teach at the uni, I am home free.

I put it to you, fellow RAWKites, for you have never given poor advice to a fellow Red... ::)

What should the we do with our new found freedom?
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 09:21:20 pm by Crimson_Tank »
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Re: Batchloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2012, 09:21:13 pm »
Quote from: Crimson_Tank on November 25, 2012, 09:19:33 pm
The Missus is off to India for 12 days, which leaves the lad, the puppy, and the bearded dragon home with me for nearly two weeks. Besides have to work for a bit on the weekends at the wine shop and having to attend class and teach at the uni, I am home free.

I put it to you, fellow RAWKites, for you have never given poor advice to a fellow Red... ::)

What should the we do with our new found freedom?
All the stuff you like that winds her up? Well, maybe not all the stuff :D
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Re: Batchloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2012, 09:28:43 pm »
Quote from: RedinExile on November 25, 2012, 09:21:13 pm
All the stuff you like that winds her up? Well, maybe not all the stuff :D

She is pretty relaxed, or perhaps I am out of form in my winding her up, but there is not much that I do that makes her angry.

Oddly enough, she does not like Indian food, I on the other hand am quite fond of it and I think I will be ordering some takeout with a bit of regularity while she is away.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2012, 09:43:11 pm »
Reverse everything in the house.  ;)

Her bedroom drawers for yours, top to bottom. Socks and underware in botom draw, all the shit from the bottom draw in the top. Plus reverse yours for hers etc.

Kitchen. reverse everything..... Instead of Knives, forks, spoons.  Have spoons forks knives.
Put everything in the complete opposite place that it started life.

REVERSE EVERYTHING  IN THE HOUSE!!!! 

Go on.  Don't ask why.  Just do it!  :D


Make her think she's living in a parallel universe.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 09:45:11 pm by Big Red Richie »
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2012, 09:48:17 pm »
Go for it Lego Head. Take yer hair off and live life.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2012, 09:53:23 pm »
Bearded dragon?
You mean your mother in law is staying with you?
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2012, 10:00:34 pm »
Quote from: Tepid water on November 25, 2012, 09:53:23 pm
Bearded dragon?
You mean your mother in law is staying with you?

Just reminded me of the time a woman from work told me all about her weekend and how her young son stroked a bearded dragon.

I guffawed.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2012, 10:04:37 pm »
 Prozzies, :lickin
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2012, 10:39:13 pm »
Quote from: Sir Harvest Fiields on November 25, 2012, 09:48:17 pm
Go for it Lego Head. Take yer hair off and live life.

 ;D

Quote from: Tepid water on November 25, 2012, 09:53:23 pm
Bearded dragon?
You mean your mother in law is staying with you?

Nah mate she left this morning...

BRR, that is not a half bad idea.... I think that I may start that project....  :wave
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 11:47:23 am »
Quote from: Big Red Richie on November 25, 2012, 09:43:11 pm
Reverse everything in the house.  ;)

Her bedroom drawers for yours, top to bottom. Socks and underware in botom draw, all the shit from the bottom draw in the top. Plus reverse yours for hers etc.

Kitchen. reverse everything..... Instead of Knives, forks, spoons.  Have spoons forks knives.
Put everything in the complete opposite place that it started life.

REVERSE EVERYTHING  IN THE HOUSE!!!! 

Go on.  Don't ask why.  Just do it!  :D


Make her think she's living in a parallel universe.

need to get rid of mine for a few hours just to do this to her ;D
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2012, 12:18:11 pm »
Quote from: Big Red Richie on November 25, 2012, 09:43:11 pm
Reverse everything in the house.  ;)

Her bedroom drawers for yours, top to bottom. Socks and underware in botom draw, all the shit from the bottom draw in the top. Plus reverse yours for hers etc.

Kitchen. reverse everything..... Instead of Knives, forks, spoons.  Have spoons forks knives.
Put everything in the complete opposite place that it started life.

REVERSE EVERYTHING  IN THE HOUSE!!!! 

Go on.  Don't ask why.  Just do it!  :D


Make her think she's living in a parallel universe.
Plus,decorate the house differently just to add to her confusion.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2012, 12:21:51 pm »
Quote from: PeterJM on November 26, 2012, 12:18:11 pm
Plus,decorate the house differently just to add to her confusion.
Why bother with all that?
Why not just move?
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2012, 12:33:16 pm »
Quote from: jason23 on November 26, 2012, 12:21:51 pm
Why bother with all that?
Why not just move?
That's a good idea.

Crimson,Blame Jase for it though.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2012, 01:16:00 pm »
Rent the house out and move.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2012, 03:36:55 pm »
Quote from: Crimson_Tank on November 25, 2012, 09:19:33 pm
the bearded dragon[/b]

Is that a euphemism? Or your mother in law?
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2012, 04:31:50 pm »
My wife went away for a few days a while back,
I emptied all her perfumes into egg cups, shoved the bottles through the dishwasher, and then put all the perfumes back in the wrong bottles.
She went fucking bananas when she found out.
It took her that long to work out what had happened though I'd forgotten what I'd done. She said she thought she wass going mad.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2012, 07:32:05 pm »
Beer, porn, takeaways. Repeat for the 11 days remaining
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2012, 07:34:57 pm »
Quote from: sminp on November 26, 2012, 03:36:55 pm
Is that a euphemism? Or your mother in law?

It is actually the reptile.

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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2012, 07:39:31 pm »
Board up the windows, leave the outside get scruffy, and stick a 'For Sale' sign outside.
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2012, 11:28:56 pm »
Just had 6 days alone. It was great. Watched what I wanted when I wanted and cleaned the kitchen to a standard I like. My kid came home today and seeing her was fantastic
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2012, 11:53:18 pm »
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2012, 07:44:31 am »
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2012, 11:59:13 pm »
Down to just 6 days.

I am treating myself to some nice pate du foie gras and a decent bottle of Gigondas after my son passes out.  :lickin
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #23 on: December 1, 2012, 12:01:42 am »
Quote from: Crimson_Tank on November 30, 2012, 11:59:13 pm
Down to just 6 days.

I am treating myself to some nice pate du foie gras and a decent bottle of Gigondas after my son passes out.  :lickin

What the fuck are you doing to him? :o
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Re: Bacheloring it for 12 Days
« Reply #24 on: December 1, 2012, 12:11:13 am »
Quote from: jaffod on December  1, 2012, 12:01:42 am
What the fuck are you doing to him? :o

Nothing, we spent 2 hours playing legos after he got home from school, and he is already yawning and nearly ready for bed.
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