Just a thought like.
You could create a new thread - "Stevie G is shit and other useless bollocks", quickly lock it, and merge all the other mindless bollocks in there.
That way, the rest of us wouldn't have to pick our way through pathetic and mindless shite and would leave you to use your "merge" rather than your "lock" buttons (which I am sure are getting worn out by now).
Oh, and it would also free up the first page on the forum and stop the home page getting messed up
