Topic: Unpopular Opinions

[TepidT2O]

Haggis too.

[Crosby Nick]

You like tomatoes having slagged off all that. You’re a monster!

[RJH]

Genuinely have to leave the room if someone fries an egg.

Mostly I just don’t like any British breakfast products very much.  I think I have German dna. They’ve got breakfast sorted

I mean, Chips and gravy is just odd, a British fry up is mostly inedible.  Fried egg? Urgh.  Mushrooms? Urgh. Bacon? Acrid.  Tinned tomato? Almost impossible to ruin a tomato, but they managed it. Black pudding? Why? It’s usually like rock and doesn’t taste of much anyway.  Scrambled egg? Nope.  Omelette? Nope.
Saved only by sausages and baked beans, but these sickos put them in little pots.

Breakfast is about the worst thing Germans do food wise.

The main thing is Bread rolls with meat and cheese - ie. a basic packed lunch
If you want cereal - that'll be Muesli, the Michael Owen of breakfast cereals.

Or you can play it safe and have a piece of toast, which will initially appear to be some kind of optical illusion until you realise it really is the size of a drinks coaster.

All washed down with a cup of tea - though sadly there's a good chance it's fruit or herbal tea.

[Terry de Niro]

Every year around this time I'll get a run to Carlisle or Scotland and every year I'll look at the little lambs in the fields and feel horrible for eating them. Then a few weeks later, I'll either make a Moroccan Lamb Stew in the slow cooker, or be in Crete and will order Lamb Kebabs or Lamb Kleftiko...

If we all go veggie, we'll never see a Lamb, Calf, Chicken Chick, Kid, piglet again, there will be no cows, sheep, goats, chickens, turkeys or pigs on farms and in the fields, as there will be no need for them

I'm a total T-Rex when it comes to food.
Soz abar me.

[SamLad]

I don’t like fried  eggs either.


The smell of them turns my stomach

fries eggs have a smell?

[rob1966]

Breakfast is about the worst thing Germans do food wise.

The main thing is Bread rolls with meat and cheese - ie. a basic packed lunch
If you want cereal - that'll be Muesli, the Michael Owen of breakfast cereals.

Or you can play it safe and have a piece of toast, which will initially appear to be some kind of optical illusion until you realise it really is the size of a drinks coaster.

All washed down with a cup of tea - though sadly there's a good chance it's fruit or herbal tea.

I lived in a Marriott in Kopenick for a month and breakfast was the worst meal of the day, the bacon and sausages were gross. At least at dinner we went out to the local Imbiss and used to get currywurst. Evening meal was a lot better, especially when it was rabbit and wild boar from the Black Forest

[TepidT2O]

Breakfast is about the worst thing Germans do food wise.

The main thing is Bread rolls with meat and cheese - ie. a basic packed lunch
If you want cereal - that'll be Muesli, the Michael Owen of breakfast cereals.

Or you can play it safe and have a piece of toast, which will initially appear to be some kind of optical illusion until you realise it really is the size of a drinks coaster.

All washed down with a cup of tea - though sadly there's a good chance it's fruit or herbal tea.

Bread rolls meat and cheese …and hard boiled eggs … superb brekkie. A nutty Emmental, or some Morbier!  Oh my god! Yes!  On rye bread..  Christ!

fries eggs have a smell?

Yeah, a very pronounced smell, really dislike it, I doubt you notice it if you like them.  And bacon has a really acrid smell (along with the bacony) smell which is the chemicals they add to it (farm bacon doesn’t have it).
Still, the smell of cooking mushrooms cancels all that out as I won’t have left just the room, I’ll have left the house..


 

[Brian Blessed]

Will anyone be shocked when we find out tepid is a serial killer?

[rob1966]

Will anyone be shocked when we find out tepid is a serial killer?

Nope. The school might be though

[TepidT2O]

Will anyone be shocked when we find out tepid is a serial killer?

Not a big fan of cereal either.

This comes down to milk which I’m not a fan of.

As a kid I got to the crate of milk first.  Sucked my milk up through a straw and then the whole lot came back up with interest.

The smell of Milk now reminds me a bit of the smell of puke.

[SamLad]

kinell Tepid, what DO you eat?   

[Crosby Nick]

kinell Tepid, what DO you eat?   

The organs of his victims.

[SamLad]

The organs of his victims.

no way will he like liver!

[TepidT2O]

Many dogs  should be banned.

There are criteria which I use to deem if a dog is acceptable or not.  Those dogs not fitting, should be outlawed

1. It must be tall enough to stroke with out having to bend over significantly. Otherwise just get a cat. Selusiy, why bother?

2. It should not have those neon droll marks round its mouth or be susceptible to drooling excessively

3. Its fur should not be wiry, but should be smooth to enable a pleasant stroking experience.

4. The ears should not stand up.  This is just plain weird on a dog, they either look very aggressive or like some fucked up cat.

5. The dog should not have a face that looks like it’s run into the back of a car at high speed.

6. The dog’s tail should be of such a design that it obscures the digs anus for the vast majority of the time. No one wants to be looking at a dogs ring piece half the time do they?

[TepidT2O]

kinell Tepid, what DO you eat?   

Everything apart form milk, breakfast stuff and haggis to be honest

[SamLad]

no mention of how they taste?

[Crosby Nick]

Is this thread your manifesto?

[Brian Blessed]

Everything apart form milk, breakfast stuff and haggis to be honest

As long as you like bread, water, and toilet booze, given where you’re going.

Is this thread your manifesto?

That tracks.

[Kenny's Jacket]

Genuinely have to leave the room if someone fries an egg.

Mostly I just don’t like any British breakfast products very much.  I think I have German dna. They’ve got breakfast sorted

I mean, Chips and gravy is just odd, a British fry up is mostly inedible.  Fried egg? Urgh.  Mushrooms? Urgh. Bacon? Acrid.  Tinned tomato? Almost impossible to ruin a tomato, but they managed it. Black pudding? Why? It’s usually like rock and doesn’t taste of much anyway.  Scrambled egg? Nope.  Omelette? Nope.
Saved only by sausages and baked beans, but these sickos put them in little pots.

Cant believe I missed this - the last line aside, its horrific

Or turned on its head an absolute thread winner of shit opinion
'Not only would I rather go round to  the Sunaks for dinner, Id rather go to Hanibal Lectors or Julian Assanges'

[Sheer Magnetism]

I generally have to agree with this really. I get the post-hangover factor but in general, I’ve never understood loading up with greasy red meat as a breakfast. You'd never see Mona recommending it.

[Johnny Foreigner]

Shiraz in the city centre; best breakfast in town ? i will never go back..

[bradders1011]

Shiraz in the city centre; best breakfast in town ? i will never go back..

Why? I've never had a bad meal there.

[End Product]

The nutter in your workplace is great if you just ask them questions in a Louis Theroux approach and see the mad shite they spout.