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« Reply #160 on: April 17, 2007, 06:56:23 pm »
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« Reply #161 on: April 17, 2007, 07:38:52 pm »
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« Reply #162 on: April 17, 2007, 07:58:47 pm »
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« Reply #163 on: April 17, 2007, 08:05:28 pm »
Gill to Homer - "I need this sale, my wifes gonna leave me"
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Gill calls his wife - "You should have seen me honey, I was so close to making a sale. Hey, who is that in the background? Awwww, is that Tom? I thought you were gonna stop seeing him? No, no... dont put him on. Oh, hi Tom!"

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« Reply #164 on: April 17, 2007, 08:17:24 pm »
When Homer gets barred from Moe's

Oh no! If I dont find another bar, I might have to give up beer

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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #165 on: April 17, 2007, 11:26:17 pm »
Agree about it been the lines people forget about that are the funniest

I like the ending scene when Homer meets his mum and when he See's her off just sat there on his car bonnet looking at the starry sky duno why just liked that scene ;D

Also the one were Bart finds that Jewish clay figure were it comes to life when its give a command and Bart tells him to kick homer in the balls but kicks his wall through as homer comes storming in Bart's says "i told you to kick him in the.." as he gets to that point the clay figure kicks him square in the groin ;D

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« Reply #166 on: April 18, 2007, 10:03:35 am »
What about when Homer wakes up from a coma (I think), because of a beer explosion caused by Bart, and they inform him that he may have lost part of his brain.

Homer: Me lose brain?

[Raucous laughter from the whole of the family including Homer]

[Laughter stops]

Homer: Why me laff?

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« Reply #167 on: April 18, 2007, 02:18:25 pm »
Agree about it been the lines people forget about that are the funniest

Also the one were Bart finds that Jewish clay figure were it comes to life when its give a command and Bart tells him to kick homer in the balls but kicks his wall through as homer comes storming in Bart's says "i told you to kick him in the.." as he gets to that point the clay figure kicks him square in the groin ;D

Sorry to be pedantic, but it doesnt happen that way.  Homer comes home drunk and tells Bart that he has squashed his turtle, Bart then puts a note in the golums mouth. The Golum then kicks in the wall, Bart says " I didnt say kick in Homer's walls". Homer then comes to see what the comotion is, and gets kicked in the balls.

Really sorry for being picky.

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« Reply #168 on: April 18, 2007, 07:01:59 pm »
Sorry to be pedantic, but it doesnt happen that way.  Homer comes home drunk and tells Bart that he has squashed his turtle, Bart then puts a note in the golums mouth. The Golum then kicks in the wall, Bart says " I didnt say kick in Homer's walls". Homer then comes to see what the comotion is, and gets kicked in the balls.

Really sorry for being picky.

Nah mate its ok knew id got it wrong could only just remeber what happend

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« Reply #169 on: April 19, 2007, 08:52:11 am »
Nah mate its ok knew id got it wrong could only just remeber what happend

Thats ok then.  ;D

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« Reply #170 on: April 19, 2007, 08:52:21 am »
whats so special about today?

thats a question not a quote ;D
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« Reply #171 on: April 19, 2007, 08:54:34 am »
whats so special about today?

thats a question not a quote ;D

Simpsons first aired on the Tracy Ullman show on this day in 1987.

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« Reply #172 on: April 19, 2007, 10:03:01 am »
good googling :thumbup ;)

lets see the search engines running overtime with these questions then....use spoilers or pm me answers dont want people cheating (raj/kett)!

How many episodes will the series have reached at the end of this 18th season?

How many jobs has homer had to date? (Bonus points for naming them ;D )

How many people voice every regular character?

How many (and names) characters have five fingers?


How old would they the children be if they aged naturally?

How many emmys has the show won?

How much does maggie 'cost'? opening scene.

In her 2 guest appearances how many words has liz taylor said?

Whats Marti Princes IQ?

Whats homers PIN number?


Try not to cheat ;D
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« Reply #173 on: April 19, 2007, 10:08:17 am »
SOMEONE was reading the free Metro this morning ;)
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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #174 on: April 19, 2007, 11:24:56 am »
good googling :thumbup ;)

lets see the search engines running overtime with these questions then....use spoilers or pm me answers dont want people cheating (raj/kett)!

How many episodes will the series have reached at the end of this 18th season?

How many jobs has homer had to date? (Bonus points for naming them ;D )

How many people voice every regular character?

How many (and names) characters have five fingers?


How old would they the children be if they aged naturally?

How many emmys has the show won?

How much does maggie 'cost'? opening scene.

In her 2 guest appearances how many words has liz taylor said?

Whats Marti Princes IQ?

Whats homers PIN number?


Try not to cheat ;D

I will try to answer these legitimately at first, then I will cheat.  ;D

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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #175 on: April 19, 2007, 11:30:51 am »
SOMEONE was reading the free Metro this morning ;)

shhhhhhhhh ;D
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« Reply #176 on: April 19, 2007, 04:57:33 pm »
I will also try to answer legitimately:

Spoiler

1. Guess 450 episodes
2. Safety technician, astronaut, cannonball man for hullabalooza, krusty the clown, bodyguard for mayor quimby,
3. 8
4. God has 5 fingers
5. Bart would be 27, Lisa 25, Maggie 17
6. 20
7. NRA4EVA (unsure about spelling)
8. None ??
9. 150
10. 1234?

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« Reply #177 on: April 19, 2007, 05:12:35 pm »
All guesses, all wrong no doubt. Good quiz though :D

Spoiler
good googling :thumbup ;)

lets see the search engines running overtime with these questions then....use spoilers or pm me answers dont want people cheating (raj/kett)!

How many episodes will the series have reached at the end of this 18th season? 395

How many jobs has homer had to date? (Bonus points for naming them ;D ) Nuclear plant employee, bodyguard, truck driver, Wal Mart greeter, Kwik E Mart assistant, CEO of power plant, astronaut, grifter, ambulance driver, carnival worker, talkshow host, sanitation officer...so many more. Christ, he's got a hell of a CV.

How many people voice every regular character? Seven

How many (and names) characters have five fingers? Can't remember who, but there was one guy, whom I think Homer called a freak because he had five fingers. Not sure about anyone else.[/b]


How old would they the children be if they aged naturally? Starting from 1987, I think Bart would be 30, and Lisa would be 28.

How many emmys has the show won? 14

How much does maggie 'cost'? opening scene. $128.37

In her 2 guest appearances how many words has liz taylor said? Three

Whats Marti Princes IQ? 163

Whats homers PIN number? 0000


Try not to cheat ;D
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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #178 on: April 19, 2007, 10:50:33 pm »
Both got 1 right......

Someone did PM me with 6 right which was impressive, nothing from the the so called experts so far though!
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Re: The Simpsons - The Best of thread.........
« Reply #179 on: April 20, 2007, 04:54:30 pm »
Both got 1 right......

Someone did PM me with 6 right which was impressive, nothing from the the so called experts so far though!

One right. To quote Homer, 'I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean, s-m-a-r-t!'

Got 9/10 in the beeb's quiz. Slightly easier though...
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« Reply #180 on: April 20, 2007, 05:24:43 pm »
One right. To quote Homer, 'I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean, s-m-a-r-t!'

Got 9/10 in the beeb's quiz. Slightly easier though...

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« Reply #181 on: April 20, 2007, 06:07:21 pm »
Nice work!

Saw an episode the other day that had a nicely random moment in it:

Lisa: 'We should follow Snowball.'
Bart: 'I want to follow the dog, I think he's up to something...'

Scene cuts to the garden:
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« Reply #182 on: April 20, 2007, 07:30:42 pm »
Nice work!

Saw an episode the other day that had a nicely random moment in it:

Lisa: 'We should follow Snowball.'
Bart: 'I want to follow the dog, I think he's up to something...'

Scene cuts to the garden:


its amazing to watch the new episodes and see how the humour has evolved over the years

the simpsons film is going to be fucking amazing
it really is

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« Reply #183 on: April 20, 2007, 07:36:53 pm »
I think the humour was better in the early ones, from about season 3 onwards, then started to get patchy. 

Really hope the film is good.

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« Reply #184 on: April 20, 2007, 11:29:53 pm »
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« Reply #185 on: April 21, 2007, 06:01:02 am »
its amazing to watch the new episodes and see how the humour has evolved over the years

the simpsons film is going to be fucking amazing
it really is

I think the humour was better in the early ones, from about season 3 onwards, then started to get patchy. 

Really hope the film is good.

The old writers are back on board, so the movie should be decent. The trailers have been promising, so hopefully it will all come together.

Watching the old series, seasons four to nine are scarily consistent. Now it is still funny but the random moments seem funnier than the actual storylines. Still, average Simpsons is still better than a lot of what's out there.
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« Reply #186 on: April 21, 2007, 12:08:54 pm »
The movie better be good, they have been making it for 18 years

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« Reply #187 on: April 21, 2007, 03:26:28 pm »
The movie better be good, they have been making it for 18 years

Recycled bit of trivia, sorry if it has already been posted: Kamp Krusty was originally going to be a movie, but the makers weren't sure how to fully flesh it out to be feature-length.
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« Reply #188 on: April 21, 2007, 05:24:17 pm »
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« Reply #189 on: April 21, 2007, 11:38:46 pm »
Homer: Moe... I have a friend...
Moe: What's his name?
Homer: Joey... Joe Joe... Junior... Shabadoo...
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« Reply #190 on: April 22, 2007, 10:08:06 pm »
What is Fat Tony's real name then?

Jay Marsden :wave



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« Reply #191 on: April 23, 2007, 07:50:23 am »
Saw a pic of Homer in a Liverpool shirt ages ago. Anyone have it?

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« Reply #192 on: April 23, 2007, 08:12:00 am »
"Thanks a lot, Erin Chocko-Snitch" ;D

That was a group effort ;)
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« Reply #193 on: April 23, 2007, 09:02:27 am »
nothing from the the so called experts so far though!
I need not reply to your futile ‘quiz’.  It is beneath me and I do not need to substantiate my knowledge of Simpsons by answering a few minor questions.  To me it is much more than knowledge; more a way of life, a following, a methodology, a ‘religion’ if you will.   

So do not pester me with your pointless examination.

Plus I do not know the answers.

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« Reply #194 on: April 25, 2007, 07:35:38 pm »
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« Reply #195 on: April 29, 2007, 05:14:07 pm »
Homer:I usually think people who vote are a bit......fruity.

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« Reply #196 on: April 29, 2007, 05:32:06 pm »
At Burns Birthday Party

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Joey Ramone: I'd just like to say this gig SUCKS!
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Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Burnsy
Happy Birthday to YOU!"

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« Reply #197 on: April 29, 2007, 05:34:52 pm »
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« Reply #198 on: April 30, 2007, 01:44:43 pm »
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« Reply #199 on: May 3, 2007, 06:17:48 pm »
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