Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread

[FiSh77]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

Should be an instant ban offence

[ToneLa]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

Cris won't score against us

Marc has offshore accounts

[Hymer Red]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

Maybe we need an autocorrect for all the varients to read along the lines of "The whiney git who must always be known by his full name as seen on TV"

[RedSince86]

The combined 11s on Redcafe mostly have Paul fucking Pogba in them.

Utterly bizarre, after five seasons of mediocrity, and struggling to count five decent performances worthy of a £90 million player who has a propensity to hide in games and when he does anything of note it's against the bottom feeders of the league as he did earlier in the season with his streak of assists, they still deem him good enough playing in this Liverpool team, with Pogba in the side we would never have gotten 97 and 99 points, we also don't have #19 and #6.

[Libertine]

"We are in a moment in my opinion that Manchester [United] do a few changes," said 36-year-old Ronaldo.

"They buy me, they buy [Raphael] Varane and [Jadon] Sancho."

Portugal international Ronaldo rejoined the club in the summer after a move from Juventus, while United signed defender Varane from Real Madrid and winger Sancho from Borussia Dortmund.

"The adaptation will take time, even the system of the game that we play, but I think step by step we have to put it in our mind that everything is possible," added Ronaldo, who was speaking to Sky Sports.

"Everyone should know their role. I know my role in the team, in the club - my role is to score goals, to help the team with my experience and knowhow to understand the game.

"If everyone is thinking like that, sacrifice for the team, I think we will be a better team."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59020558

Love this - my role in the team is clear and everyone else has to adapt to that. And people said he would have an unsettling influence with that ego.... 

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Who are these playing this weekend ?

[BOBSCOUSE]

Who are these playing this weekend ?

They've declared their game a home win already, PL and PGMOL statement released "Due to a clearly disproportionate level of ability between Manchester United and Liverpool FC, eroding the confidence of match officials to successfully achieve the preferred pre-determined result, it has become necessary to declare the result a Manchester United win without the game being played.  Followers of Manchester United are requested to attend the ground one hour prior to the scheduled kick-off.  On arrival please approach a Match Steward at Turnstiles A6 - A10 for access to the concourse and pitch areas.  Those of a nervous disposition may remain outside the ground where we have a special appearance from club legend Mr Gary Neville who will be prancing around like a fanny and informing those assembled why their presence at the protest meeting should be encouraged and is justifiable considering the Glazer family went out and bought a fake Jadon Sancho.  We apologise to Liverpool Football Club and their supporters for our decision and hope it can be understood that we could not allow a humiliating demonstration of ability and teamwork leading to an absolute thrashing defeat for our club ours and Sky Sports most wonderful, illustrious, club".

"Aaaaaand it's LIVE!"

[Bobinhood]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

https://youtu.be/pxyJ_ZQVhTI?t=37

Bruno works for me, its one of those mnemonic tricks that lets you remember a name because of the connection by name to the movie. "fucking horse faced whiny divy cheating bastard who screams in a very high pitch even if hes not been touched and pretty much only scores unfairly acquired penalties but people think hes good for some reason" is just so hard to remember. Especially if your on your feet throwing shit at the tv and cursing the idiot ref at the same time.

[Romford_Red]

Yeah but a lot of our fans don't actually go to the game. They just watch us on telly.

I bet you're on LFC facebook groups and proudly wear your 'Top Fan' badge.

[farawayred]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

Easy choice for me. My daughter had a TY toy, a terrier dog called Bruno. She didn’t name it, it came with that name on the tag.

[Doc Red]

I bet you're on LFC facebook groups and proudly wear your 'Top Fan' badge.

I'm assuming he mentioned those that watch in person because they'll have a better view (literally) of the value Firmino brings on the pitch. Supporters like myself only get to see Firmino when he's near the vicinity of the ball , and subsequently, within the camera lens.

[the_red_pill]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

I can't recall his surname, so I just call him "Bruno", cause that's what people call him. I've never seen him play apart from our matches, so I can't recall his name.
I don't watch United or the others, so I rarely know anything about their players or their sqaud or how good/bad they are. I know 3/4 players who play for Chelsea- the rest are anonymous. Ditto Arsenal... I think Lacazette, (I can't recall the cock-eyed bloke's name) and the model at leftback(or rightback)- "Hernandez" some or other... are the only ones I can recall. I dunno who else plays for them and I don't care.

City is just a big black hole. I can recall 3/4 players - the rest are anonymous. Dunno who they are- seen some of them play a bit when they played against us... the rest are just stickmen with bags of cash.

[tonysleft]

I can't recall his surname, so I just call him "Bruno", cause that's what people call him. I've never seen him play apart from our matches, so I can't recall his name.
I don't watch United or the others, so I rarely know anything about their players or their sqaud or how good/bad they are. I know 3/4 players who play for Chelsea- the rest are anonymous. Ditto Arsenal... I think Lacazette, (I can't recall the cock-eyed bloke's name) and the model at leftback(or rightback)- "Hernandez" some or other... are the only ones I can recall. I dunno who else plays for them and I don't care.

City is just a big black hole. I can recall 3/4 players - the rest are anonymous. Dunno who they are- seen some of them play a bit when they played against us... the rest are just stickmen with bags of cash.

Don't worry pal we're going to give you a refresher on the entire team tomorrow

[4pool]

Don't worry pal we're going to give you a refresher on the entire team individual set of primadonna's tomorrow

Fixed 

[Hazell]

Don't worry pal we're going to give you a refresher on the entire team tomorrow

Which position do you think Solskjaer will play Anthony Taylor in?

[mattD]

Just seen a video of Paul Scholes sucking his daughters toes. I think I'll throw myself off a bridge now.

What is it with Man Utd and demented perverts? Ryan Giggs, Ronaldo, Paul Scholes, Martin Edwards - ya dirty sleazy bastards, a club absolutely riddled.

Get battered tomorrow.

[Raaphael]

Don`t forget Evra and chickens.

[wampa1]

Rooney as well.

[PaulF]

Dare I ask what Martin Edwards is accused of.
Though I suppose hiring Smeagol for fun Thursday nights in is a bad enough image.

[PaulF]

Just seen a video of Paul Scholes sucking his daughters toes. I think I'll throw myself off a bridge now.

What is it with Man Utd and demented perverts? Ryan Giggs, Ronaldo, Paul Scholes, Martin Edwards - ya dirty sleazy bastards, a club absolutely riddled.

Get battered tomorrow.

Could you bare to watch long enough to see how many she had?

[Crosby Nick]

Which position do you think Solskjaer will play Anthony Taylor in?

Doggy

[mattD]

Could you bare to watch long enough to see how many she had?

Video frame wasn’t big enough to fit them all in.

[Dazzer23]

Dare I ask what Martin Edwards is accused of.
Though I suppose hiring Smeagol for fun Thursday nights in is a bad enough image.

Think it was something to do with perving in women’s toilets (alledgedly)

[Lynx the saucy mynx]

That Scholes video…wow.

I don’t know what to say. Wonder if the likes of Henry Winter and the rest of the media will justify it like his dirty tackles in 2012, as “Ohh that’s typical Scholesy”.

Then if a foreign player did one, they’d be calling for a 6 game ban.

Sucking toes? - “Ohh that’s just Scholesy”

[John C]

Doggy

Bobby Madley's pet approves of this post.

[On Axis]

Paul Toes.

[FiSh77]

Just seen a video of Paul Scholes sucking his daughters toes. I think I'll throw myself off a bridge now.

What is it with Man Utd and demented perverts? Ryan Giggs, Ronaldo, Paul Scholes, Martin Edwards - ya dirty sleazy bastards, a club absolutely riddled.

Get battered tomorrow.

Bryan Robson, Clayton Blackmore, Tommy Docherty, plazzy and there's probably a few more I forgot about, fucking deviants

[thejbs]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

Same reason as they say Ole - shorter, easier to spell and unlikely to be confused with another player.

[farawayred]

It’s not politically correct to call United fans inbred.

Just say that their family tree is a wreath.

[Black Bull Nova]

Bryan Robson, Clayton Blackmore, Tommy Docherty, plazzy and there's probably a few more I forgot about, fucking deviants

Giggs, Ronaldo, Edwards, Rooney, Evans, Yorke......

By the way I would call Fernandes 'Bruno' because it is quicker than saying soft, cry arse, cheating, beardy fucker

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

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[Black Bull Nova]

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Thanks, just off the bed, no chance of sleeping now, for weeks

[4pool]

Capon...you are demented. In a nice way of course. 

[kesey]

Why do Liverpool fans feel the need to call Fernandes 'Bruno' but don't call other players by their first name?

It's easier to say after a few pints ? 

[Armand9]

Same reason as they say Ole - shorter, easier to spell and unlikely to be confused with another player.

this

[farawayred]

Capon...you are demented. In a nice way of course. 

In a very nice way, the mad bastard.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Thanks, just off the bed, no chance of sleeping now, for weeks

Capon...you are demented. In a nice way of course. 

In a very nice way, the mad bastard.

[lobsterboy]

Dare I ask what Martin Edwards is accused of.
Though I suppose hiring Smeagol for fun Thursday nights in is a bad enough image.

Peeping under toilet cubicle doors in the ladies bogs. Classy stuff.

[The North Bank]

The class of 92. Keeping it in the family !

[FiSh77]

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