Author Topic: Greatest invention of all time (Read 3331 times)

bellinter · « **on:** May 10, 2007, 04:57:15 pm »

I think so. Hands go from soaking wet to bone dry in a matter of seconds. With no rubbing. Outstanding

bryanod · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:04:12 pm »

Surely electricity cause you aint getting dry hands from that yoke without it

*will stop being pedantic now*

RedTerry · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:04:53 pm »

Sliced Bread

bellinter · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:05:02 pm »

its solar powered

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:09:28 pm »

Quote from: bryanodowd on May 10, 2007, 05:04:12 pm

Surely electricity cause you aint getting dry hands from that yoke without it

*will stop being pedantic now*

Isn't electricity more of a discovery than an invention

*will stop being pedantic now*

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:11:31 pm »

Solar powered torchlight.

Raul! · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:12:29 pm »

Dry hands are overrated.

rednich85 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:13:35 pm »

is it a hoover???

Agger-do82 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:15:00 pm »

Ventilated Condoms

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:16:58 pm »

Parachutes that open on impact.

bellinter · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:20:13 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on May 10, 2007, 05:12:29 pm

Dry hands are overrated.

I used to think so. That was before I came across a Dyson Airblade

Raul! · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:22:11 pm »

Quote from: bellinter on May 10, 2007, 05:20:13 pm

I used to think so. That was before I came across a Dyson Airblade

Something for dry arsecheeks in summer without having to take your pants off. Now that would be something...

Agger-do82 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:24:09 pm »

Dyson is nothing but a fraud.

http://global.mitsubishielectric.com/bu/handdryer/index_b.html

rednich85 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:29:53 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on May 10, 2007, 05:22:11 pm

Something for dry arsecheeks in summer without having to take your pants off. Now that would be something...

When I came into this thread, thats exactly what I was gonny post

redpride9 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:44:52 pm »

The porno film...

gamble · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:11:57 pm »

calculator

kopite@m45 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:08:52 pm »

The banana buggy.

Sorted!! · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:14:36 pm »

A football.

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:26:40 pm »

Inflatable dartboard.

Withnail · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:43:48 pm »

sky+ , without any shadow of a doubt.

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:45:26 pm »

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:18:35 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on May 10, 2007, 05:22:11 pm

Something for dry arsecheeks in summer without having to take your pants off. Now that would be something...

I like taking my pants off.

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:22:57 pm »

Spatula.

grifter · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:29:12 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on May 10, 2007, 05:22:11 pm

Something for dry arsecheeks in summer without having to take your pants off. Now that would be something...

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2021, 01:19:01 am »

Speaking of Dyson

Male contraceptive ‘bath’ device wins Dyson award

The groundbreaking device promises to give men a reliable, pain-free form of birth control by using heat on their private parts.

A groundbreaking form of male contraception which uses a kind of “testicle bath” to prevent pregnancy has been unveiled in Germany.
Rebecca Weiss, an industrial design graduate from the University of Munich, took out the top prize at Germany’s James Dyson Awards for the ultrasound-based contraception for men.

Named COSO, the device uses ultrasound deep heat to cause sperm mobility in the testicles to be modified and temporarily cease.

It means the female egg cannot be fertilised by sperm during sex, with users simply needing to use the device every few months for the contraception to take effect.

The hormone free and reversible contraception, which involves putting the testicles inside an ultrasonic ‘bath’, must be used for the first time under doctor’s supervision and takes two weeks to take effect.

COSO’s contraceptive effects last a maximum of six months from the last time of use.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/male-contraceptive-bath-device-wins-dyson-award/news-story/8a0e4cbc6a80dad774ac9331ee56430a

Joff · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2021, 06:26:30 am »

Quote from: BarryCrocker on October 16, 2021, 01:19:01 am

Speaking of Dyson

Male contraceptive ‘bath’ device wins Dyson award

The groundbreaking device promises to give men a reliable, pain-free form of birth control by using heat on their private parts.

A groundbreaking form of male contraception which uses a kind of “testicle bath” to prevent pregnancy has been unveiled in Germany.
Rebecca Weiss, an industrial design graduate from the University of Munich, took out the top prize at Germany’s James Dyson Awards for the ultrasound-based contraception for men.

Named COSO, the device uses ultrasound deep heat to cause sperm mobility in the testicles to be modified and temporarily cease.

It means the female egg cannot be fertilised by sperm during sex, with users simply needing to use the device every few months for the contraception to take effect.

The hormone free and reversible contraception, which involves putting the testicles inside an ultrasonic ‘bath’, must be used for the first time under doctor’s supervision and takes two weeks to take effect.

COSO’s contraceptive effects last a maximum of six months from the last time of use.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/male-contraceptive-bath-device-wins-dyson-award/news-story/8a0e4cbc6a80dad774ac9331ee56430a

Not letting that c*nt Dyson's contraption anywhere near my genitalia. Once bitten twice shy

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2021, 09:02:03 am »

Quote from: Joff on October 16, 2021, 06:26:30 am

Not letting that c*nt Dyson's contraption anywhere near my genitalia. Once bitten twice shy

TepidT2O · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2021, 09:13:24 am »

That’s ruined teabagging for many I suspect.

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2021, 09:30:10 am »

Well that's a load of bollocks

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2021, 09:31:16 am »

Quote from: Joff on October 16, 2021, 06:26:30 am

Not letting that c*nt Dyson's contraption anywhere near my genitalia. Once bitten twice shy

ToneLa · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2021, 10:10:40 am »

The Kitkat

Fella who invented those should be knighted

rob1966 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2021, 10:43:07 pm »

Quote from: Joff on October 16, 2021, 06:26:30 am

Not letting that c*nt Dyson's contraption anywhere near my genitalia. Once bitten twice shy

The nurses a bit harsh with you? 😂

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2021, 10:55:27 pm »

Fire. Where would be without it?

Still living on the Serengeti battling hyenas for the lions leftovers.

Brain Potter · « **Reply #33 on:** October 17, 2021, 09:44:43 am »

When I was little I was absolutely blown away by 2 inventions.
The video recorder. The fact that you could tape TV programmes and watch them again was something this 12 year old in 1979 couldn’t believe how brilliant it was. I used at audio tape tv football on my cassette recorder propped up on books . Couldn’t believe you could now record the vision.
The other one I was amazed at was the microwave oven. The fact that this box could cook food in minutes astounded me. Easily pleased I know.

Pheeny · « **Reply #34 on:** October 17, 2021, 09:48:44 am »

Glasses...

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #35 on:** October 17, 2021, 09:56:49 am »

Quote from: Pheeny on October 17, 2021, 09:48:44 am

Glasses...

Indeed. How would one be able to gurgle fine bitters/Stella without them!

rob1966 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2021, 10:15:46 am »

Quote from: Brain Potter on October 17, 2021, 09:44:43 am

When I was little I was absolutely blown away by 2 inventions.
The video recorder. The fact that you could tape TV programmes and watch them again was something this 12 year old in 1979 couldn’t believe how brilliant it was. I used at audio tape tv football on my cassette recorder propped up on books . Couldn’t believe you could now record the vision.
The other one I was amazed at was the microwave oven. The fact that this box could cook food in minutes astounded me. Easily pleased I know.

Phillips video 2000 could record on both sides of the cassette, that was brilliant at the time.

west_london_red · « **Reply #37 on:** October 17, 2021, 10:36:18 am »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on October 16, 2021, 10:55:27 pm

Fire. Where would be without it?

Still living on the Serengeti battling hyenas for the lions leftovers.

Human didn’t invent fire, it’s always been there, we just learned how to utilise it for our benefit.

The answer for me is the printing press, books became cheaper, people learned how to read them, knowledge could spread further and faster then before, that spread of knowledge lead to more leaning and more knowledge

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #38 on:** October 17, 2021, 10:41:29 am »

The bicycle.

I would happily give up most of my possessions, TV, Computer, Phone etc before my bike. My bike sets me free.

rob1966 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2021, 10:50:39 am »

Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on October 17, 2021, 10:41:29 am

The bicycle.

I would happily give up most of my possessions, TV, Computer, Phone etc before my bike. My bike sets me free.

Knew you'd say something bike related

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