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Who's the dirty no good rat?

Triple Amputee Pants-Down Castrato Alphonso
0 (0%)
Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco
0 (0%)
Guiseppe Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Gino Gunindapants
0 (0%)
Fabrizio the Gun
0 (0%)
Jake the Blade
0 (0%)
Alley Trash Nicky
0 (0%)
Major Head Trauma Ralphie Wiggum
0 (0%)
Tony the Fister
0 (0%)
Fabian Crackhead
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Claudio
0 (0%)
Angry Little Valentina
0 (0%)
Jake Leathernuts
2 (3.5%)
Bruno the Gun
0 (0%)
Angelo Sleepswithfishes
0 (0%)
Salvatore the Stink Eye
0 (0%)
Painfully Shy Giuseppe
0 (0%)
Oscar the Jerk
0 (0%)
Ralphie the Spanker
0 (0%)
Knobby Gino Greco
0 (0%)
Golden Shower Guiseppe
3 (5.3%)
Busted Kneecaps Luca
1 (1.8%)
Machine Gun Alfredo? for about half an hour
0 (0%)
Lydia the Assassin
3 (5.3%)
Motor Mouth Claudio
3 (5.3%)
Alley Trash Donato
0 (0%)
Fancy Pants Al Honey
0 (0%)
Kinky Kenneth Alfredo Tepid Barrow Williams Donato Crackhead
0 (0%)
Jumpy Valentino Costanza
0 (0%)
Jack Slapnuts
0 (0%)
Shifty Cosimo Mancini
1 (1.8%)
A C☆nt
0 (0%)
Salvatore Porkchop
1 (1.8%)
Skinny Tony Romano
1 (1.8%)
Blood Bath Salvatore
1 (1.8%)
Bambi Screwball
1 (1.8%)
Fabiano the Shark
2 (3.5%)
Three Legs Luigi
0 (0%)
Tepid Pissy Anus
0 (0%)
Butt Ugly Louie
1 (1.8%)
Pessimistic Monkey Spanker Giorgio Fatnose
0 (0%)
Angry Little Leo
0 (0%)
Tito the Bear
0 (0%)
Silvio Monkeyface
0 (0%)
Valentino Rubbernubs
2 (3.5%)
Lucky Fionda Costa
0 (0%)
Donato The Fixer
0 (0%)
Legless Nicky Milano
1 (1.8%)
Hemorrhaging Mario Costanza
2 (3.5%)
Butter Knife Guido
0 (0%)
Carlo the Blade
0 (0%)
Mario Leathernuts
0 (0%)
'Heavy Load' Stella
0 (0%)
Ralph the Fruit
2 (3.5%)
Ralphie the Fist
2 (3.5%)
Alphonso Porkchop
0 (0%)
Armless Louie Romano
0 (0%)
Hemorrhaging Tony Giamatti
0 (0%)
Silvio the Fruit
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Jake
0 (0%)
Bald Fabiano Marino
0 (0%)
Rampant Tongue Lou
0 (0%)
Just Claudio Leathernuts will do please
0 (0%)
Donato Fuggeddaboutit
1 (1.8%)
Alphonso Whatshisnuts
0 (0%)
Carlotta Rubberface
0 (0%)
Jake Screwball
0 (0%)
Ralphie Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Don Salvatore Gallo
0 (0%)
Luigi the Spanker
0 (0%)
Morose Cosimo Lombardi
0 (0%)
Skinny Latté Costa the Crank
0 (0%)
'Pinstripe' Guiseppe Milano
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse Monkeyface. Fuck you generator.
2 (3.5%)
Giorgio Monkeyface
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Hammer
0 (0%)
Sly Emilio Santorini
0 (0%)
Buggy Eyes Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Butter Knife Ralphie
0 (0%)
Razor Blade Alphonse
0 (0%)
Decrepit Jack Brassi
1 (1.8%)
Butcher Knife Jack
0 (0%)
Butcher Knife Roberto
1 (1.8%)
Tepid Luca De Luca
0 (0%)
'Third Leg' Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Bullet Riddled Alfredo
0 (0%)
Morose Giorgio Costanza
0 (0%)
Knobby Fabiano Costa
0 (0%)
Lightning Fingers Marco
0 (0%)
Jackie Hankypants
0 (0%)
Marco the Shark
0 (0%)
No Brainer Leo
1 (1.8%)
Green Alfredo Milano
0 (0%)
Armless Joe Gambino
0 (0%)
Double Amputee Alfredo
3 (5.3%)
Blunt Force Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Snitch
0 (0%)
Fabrizio Fatface
1 (1.8%)
Trap Door Supa-Hard Poo-poo Giorgio
2 (3.5%)
Paolo the Blade
1 (1.8%)
Giorgio the Quack
3 (5.3%)
Slick Roberto Delucci
1 (1.8%)
Lucky Al Moretti
0 (0%)
Tony the Spy
0 (0%)
Luigi Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Alfredo Leatherchest
0 (0%)
Rita the Fist a.k.a. Mama Ass Clown
2 (3.5%)
iMajor Head Trauma Jack
0 (0%)
Stefano Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Nice Guy Fabrizio
1 (1.8%)
Fancy Pants Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Luigi the Boss
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 22, 2016, 05:12:41 pm

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Offline Brian Blessed

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #120 on: June 8, 2016, 08:44:58 pm »
Quote from: Double Amputee Alphonso on June  8, 2016, 08:30:38 pm
Tepid's new alias is still cracking me up,that & pissy anus are killing me.
Your pissy anus is killing you?
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #121 on: June 8, 2016, 08:53:14 pm »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #122 on: June 8, 2016, 08:56:03 pm »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #123 on: June 8, 2016, 08:57:44 pm »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #124 on: June 8, 2016, 09:11:49 pm »
Real name:

Slick Foot Emilio

Username:

Al Honey Fister 
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #125 on: June 8, 2016, 09:14:16 pm »
Quote from: nevoo36 on June  8, 2016, 09:11:49 pm
Real name:

Slick Foot Emilio

Username:

Al Honey Fister 
I feel sorry for Al Honey.
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Quote from: Hazell on March 30, 2024, 10:20:57 pm
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #126 on: June 8, 2016, 09:40:09 pm »
Quote from: Double Amputee Alphonso on June  8, 2016, 03:51:43 pm
Bit of fun whilst fuck all in the football world is goin on.

Probably done before..merge if so thanks.

http://gangstaname.com/names/mafia

Pick any from the list..

I'm Fat Carlo Rizzo 👊🏻

Bobby Davro! = Valentino Rubberneck 😂




Hemorrhaging Tony Giamatti
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #127 on: June 8, 2016, 09:42:21 pm »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #128 on: June 8, 2016, 09:45:31 pm »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #129 on: June 8, 2016, 09:46:37 pm »
Fine Ol' Ass Grabba
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #130 on: June 8, 2016, 09:48:16 pm »
Lou the Crank with my real name.


Bald Fabiano Marino with my username.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #131 on: June 8, 2016, 09:48:23 pm »
Don Nicky De Luca

That's with a lowercase u...
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #132 on: June 8, 2016, 09:48:57 pm »
Da ladiez are luvvin ma new name, homez..... :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin :lickin
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #133 on: June 8, 2016, 09:50:03 pm »
Claudio Leathernuts
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #134 on: June 8, 2016, 09:50:10 pm »
Real name - Donato Fuggeddaboutit
Username - Blood Bath Ralphie

 ;D
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #135 on: June 8, 2016, 09:53:01 pm »
Quote from: Solomon Grundy on June  8, 2016, 09:40:09 pm
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I thought you were taking the piss! :lmao
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #136 on: June 8, 2016, 09:54:27 pm »
Real Name:
Autistic Fabiano Gallo
RAWK Name:
Alphonso Whatshisnuts
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #137 on: June 8, 2016, 09:55:45 pm »
My full real name is..

Gino the Hammer 👊🏻
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #138 on: June 8, 2016, 10:41:49 pm »
There are some gems here...
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #139 on: June 8, 2016, 10:43:15 pm »
Three Legs Jackie


Then if you put that in you get Bruno the Bookie.

Endless possibilities
« Last Edit: June 8, 2016, 10:44:55 pm by red_Mark1980 »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #140 on: June 8, 2016, 10:59:16 pm »
Ralphie rubberneck.

Looks like I've family already. Giuseppe and Valentino

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #141 on: June 8, 2016, 11:30:48 pm »
Nicky the pimp

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #142 on: June 8, 2016, 11:32:07 pm »
Luigi the Spanker.

Seems appropriate.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #143 on: June 9, 2016, 12:17:28 am »
Morose Cosimo Lombardi

Mafia? pfft.. Footballer name that..

.. or an unknown South-Italian poet from the 20's...
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #144 on: June 9, 2016, 12:22:24 am »
Hot Knife Bruno



sometimes Hodor.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #145 on: June 9, 2016, 12:38:02 am »
Just looked at my username, ffs.  ;D ;D
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #146 on: June 9, 2016, 01:29:23 am »
Should there be a RAWK Mafia family thread? Group all those with the same names or similar sounding ones.  The Romano's Vs the Rubbernecks. ;D
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #147 on: June 9, 2016, 01:35:16 am »
'Pinstripe' Guiseppe Milano
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #148 on: June 9, 2016, 01:39:22 am »
Quote from: Autistic Cosimo Romano on June  9, 2016, 01:29:23 am
Should there be a RAWK Mafia family thread? Group all those with the same names or similar sounding ones.  The Romano's Vs the Rubbernecks. ;D

Fucking hell, I know who'd I'd be asking my Don to put a contract out on. In fact, it would make the Colombo war of the 90's look like child's play by the time I was done :D
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #149 on: June 9, 2016, 02:33:58 am »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #150 on: June 9, 2016, 05:46:42 am »
Quote from: Bruno the Gun on June  8, 2016, 04:51:42 pm
Bruno the Gun

When I type in Chopper, I get Big Ass Jack Greco.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #151 on: June 9, 2016, 07:38:02 am »
Best thing on rawk for ages!

Jake the blade and machine gun Alfredo are the best. I wish I could hang with you boys but I'm just Alphonse Monkeyface. Fuck you  generator.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #152 on: June 9, 2016, 07:43:20 am »
Rawk end of season party last night..

<a href="https://youtu.be/kmW3xVYQcPE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtu.be/kmW3xVYQcPE</a>
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« Reply #153 on: June 9, 2016, 07:46:18 am »
;D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #154 on: June 9, 2016, 07:52:14 am »
Hmmm I got Giorgio Monkeyface
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #155 on: June 9, 2016, 08:00:57 am »
Bruno the blade  ::)

Lou Leatherface with the whole name in there.

Hmm, choices.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #156 on: June 9, 2016, 08:21:36 am »
'Big Stink' Alphonso
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #157 on: June 9, 2016, 08:43:16 am »
Why am I Alphonse the Hammer? I should be Lou Leatherface  8)
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #158 on: June 9, 2016, 08:48:38 am »
Just woke up to this. Someone is going to be swimming with the fishes!!

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #159 on: June 9, 2016, 08:53:26 am »
 ;D  8)
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