Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[Yevgeny]

Our friend bluestevon at it again. His inside knowledge of Liverpool Football Club is astonishing.

Love the way they accept every bit of transfer gossip involving us as if it's gospel, no matter the credibility of the source. I highly doubt we've ever bid for Koulibaly.

[Black Bull Nova]

I'd suggest a very, very high percentage. Honestly, they truly are a bizarre, delusional and strange bunch overall. You rarely meet one who can talk any sense whatsoever when it comes to football. They dwell in some sort of parallel universe where delusions are somehow real. Sad and utterly hilarious in equal measure. My dog talks more sense than most of them, and my dog talks utter bollocks and licks them too.

Fixed


So therefore placing your dog above most Everton fans

[12C]

What's Latin for smart arse? 


Because nobody likes one!

Classical education... 5 years of having Amo Amas Amat beaten into me! 😉

[4pool]

Classical education... 5 years of having Amo Amas Amat beaten into me! 😉

Those three don't sound like they're from County Road to me..

[12C]

Those three don't sound like they're from County Road to me..

Quad nil satis 😉

[Big Red Richie]

Classical education... 5 years of having Amo Amas Amat beaten into me! 😉

Ah. School Latin. That takes me right back.

Porto, Portas, Portat, Portamis Portatis, Portant.     Or something like that 

I never could carry it off.   

[Something Worse]

Any of you Latin scholars interpret this?

Nam si non fuisset redshite

[12C]

Any of you Latin scholars interpret this?

Nam si non fuisset redshite

nasceretur elegit

[12C]

Ah. School Latin. That takes me right back.

Porto, Portas, Portat, Portamis Portatis, Portant.     Or something like that 

I never could carry it off.   

 

[In the Name of Klopp]

Mods, can you please ban these latin-lovers?! I cant stand them, cos I can't understand what the feck they're saying. Bloody foreigners   

[12C]

Mods, can you please ban these latin-lovers?! I cant stand them, cos I can't understand what they're saying. Bloody foreigners   

 

Tu lana 

[ABZ Rover]

Tu lana 

Tu mane, tu salah, tu studge.....     Gooooooooaaaaal"

[Lycan]

So the word on the street is that the Chinese are pumping money into FSG's coffers to buy players. Surely that's not quite kosher - unknown or unspecified persons with interest in a football club. Wonder what the rules (which, as we know, the RS are fond of breaking or demanding changes to) say about that.

So that's where all our money is coming from. Thanks for the heads up ToffeeDan. And there was me thinking the club was spending what it had earned. Silly me. Silly little RS. 

[RedSince86]

in umbra in sempiternum

[El Ninos Black Eye]

As a percentage, how many Blues do you think actually believe this preposterous nonsense? I'm not from Liverpool so naturally I don't know many Evertonians because they're all a stone's throw from Goodison and go the game so it's hard to guage. Surely there are Blues who recognise this is bollocks and others that are just being wind up merchants? Yet I fear they are deluded and bitter enough to believe it.

60% will believe that openly, 30% will sound rational but deep down, behind closed doors will spout the same shit. 10% are sound, till they've a pint and become as delusional as the rest 😂

[Red Beret]

So that's where all our money is coming from. Thanks for the heads up ToffeDan. And there was me thinking the club was spending what it had earned. Silly me. Silly little RS. 

Feck me that is top quality Full Everton that is.  They're that convinced we're skint they have to make up shadow partners to explain our finances.   

[Lycan]

Feck me that is top quality Full Everton that is.  They're that convinced we're skint they have to make up shadow partners to explain our finances.   

Truly the most pathetic fan base in the world.

[12C]

Tu mane, tu salah, tu studge.....     Gooooooooaaaaal"

[12C]

in umbra in sempiternum

😂
tu solus non ambulabit

[Eeyore]

Feck me that is top quality Full Everton that is.  They're that convinced we're skint they have to make up shadow partners to explain our finances.   

Whilst at the same time peddling the line that Moshiri is just a front for Usmanov and that when he finally realises he can't buy Arsenal he will pump his billions into Everton.

[slamjam]

I go to my blue mates for news on Liverpool they know more about us then we do supposedly. The mbappe rumor is to keep us onside because barca or going to offer big money for Coutinho.

[FiSh77]

Whilst at the same time peddling the line that Moshiri is just a front for Usmanov and that when he finally realises he can't buy Arsenal he will pump his billions into Everton.

we should tell them it's not the chinese but usmanov who's filling the coffers

that'll make the trophy avoiding c*nts fume

[4pool]

we should tell them it's not the chinese but usmanov who's filling the coffers

that'll make the trophy avoiding c*nts fume

You weren't supposed to tell...

[Wingman]

Apparently they should have been all over Manolas at 26m .

They're mental. Do they really think they're going to do a Manchester City? They won't be buying these players any more than, say, Stoke or West Brom will be. They won't be buying them because they don't have the money, they don't have any pull and they're going to finish no higher than 7th again next season ... or for any foreseeable season after that.

Power shift? Not in my lifetime you fucking loons

[So… Howard Philips]

Mods, can you please ban these latin-lovers?! I cant stand them, cos I can't understand what the feck they're saying. Bloody foreigners   

Where's Boris and Jacob when you need a public school educated classicist to bamboozle the hoi polloi.

[Klippity Klopp]

💙calgary Blue  💙‏
@calgary_blue

My kinda spidey

[Lycan]

That's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad.

[ScouserAtHeart]

 

So that's where all our money is coming from. Thanks for the heads up ToffeeDan. And there was me thinking the club was spending what it had earned. Silly me. Silly little RS. 

You could say there are....Chinese whispers 

[Samie]

If the Chinese did ever buy us , the bitters would be fucked as we'd be spending on par with the elite sugar daddies.

They are aware of the in roads Chinese billionaires are making across the world right?

[Lycan]

You could say there are....Chinese whispers 

Ba-bum-tish!

[Something Worse]

Why don't bellends save kopites?

[So… Howard Philips]

Why don't bellends save kopites?

Are there any all blue superheroes?

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Are there any all blue superheroes?

Beast from the X-Men, Blue Shield, I would say Mystique but she's got red hair

[ScouserAtHeart]

Beast from the X-Men, Blue Shield, I would say Mystique but she's got red hair

They must've loved Avatar.

And really confused by the Blue Lagoon.

[Red Beret]

Are there any all blue superheroes?

Aquaman?

[4pool]

Are there any all blue superheroes?

Loads on Toffeeweb..

[Big Red Richie]

Sorry bellends,

don't save Kopites.



Yep. You're all sorry bellends, that's for sure.   


Sorry. Can someone remind me.

Which part of Calgary can I find County Road?  I couldn't find it on the map.

[Something Worse]

Dr Manhattan, best known for waving his blue cock around constantly.

[Black Bull Nova]

Are there any all blue superheroes?

only the nun

[Hazell]

Are there any all blue superheroes?

Eiffel 65?