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Winner is

Gods Left Boot
4 (40%)
Hazell
6 (60%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: April 9, 2021, 01:57:30 am

Author Topic: T.O. Match 4  (Read 785 times)

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T.O. Match 4
« on: April 8, 2021, 01:57:30 am »
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #1 on: April 8, 2021, 09:28:41 am »
Close, but Balotelli up front for GLB is a really poor pick so went with Hazell
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #2 on: April 8, 2021, 10:15:24 am »
Sorry Hazell, a left hand defence made up of Andre Ooijer and Patrick Van Aanholt kills it for me, Gullit and De Boer slaughter them - even given you've got Suarez and Makaay marked by Heitinga.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #3 on: April 8, 2021, 04:30:39 pm »
Did Cocu play left back much? Asking for a friend.

Sorry Hazell, a left hand defence made up of Andre Ooijer and Patrick Van Aanholt kills it for me, Gullit and De Boer slaughter them - even given you've got Suarez and Makaay marked by Heitinga.

But you're missing out that Van Aahnolt is basically Roberto Carlos reincarnated, I don't think De Boer and Van Aerle could handle him the other way.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #4 on: April 8, 2021, 05:07:33 pm »
Did Cocu play left back much? Asking for a friend.

But you're missing out that Van Aahnolt is basically Roberto Carlos reincarnated, I don't think De Boer and Van Aerle could handle him the other way.
I hadn't realised there was a form of reincarnation where the one you're becoming is still alive, but I'm sold.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #5 on: April 8, 2021, 06:04:31 pm »
I hadn't realised there was a form of reincarnation where the one you're becoming is still alive, but I'm sold.

;D That's just how good Van Aahnolt is.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #6 on: April 8, 2021, 07:47:35 pm »
Two average sides overall to be honest but went with the less average one.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #7 on: April 9, 2021, 03:44:47 am »
No wives in this one. Well done Hazell

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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #8 on: April 9, 2021, 09:58:29 am »
No wives in this one. Well done Hazell

Thanks, though considering the disrespectful comments about my team, i may need them for future rounds.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #9 on: April 9, 2021, 02:16:03 pm »
I voted Hazell but realized later that Mario was supposed to be Romario rather than some dutch player from the 50's I hadn't heard off. Would have probably voted GLB had I known. Either way probably wouldn't have made the difference.

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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #10 on: April 9, 2021, 04:24:54 pm »
Oh Romario :duh

Yeah can I change my vote too please
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #11 on: April 9, 2021, 05:48:07 pm »
Oh, it's Romario, short arse toe poke king. Fair enough if GLB goes through.
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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #12 on: April 9, 2021, 07:00:06 pm »
Too late now.

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Re: T.O. Match 4
« Reply #13 on: April 9, 2021, 07:02:11 pm »
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