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I think it’s quite a common surname on the Windies ( are they both from Barbados I think?).

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I think it’s quite a common surname on the Windies ( are they both from Barbados I think?).

I can't remember the name, but there used to be around half a dozen cousins with the same surname playing for various islands in the Windies, all mediocre all-rounder types who never got above inter-island cricket.
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Looks like the fella can bat a bit.

Brathwaite, meanwhile, is on 99 overnight. Sweet dreams.

I like Brathwaite. Old school Test opener.

Does he just bat?

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Does he just bat?
No Cornwall bowls as well, with very little to no run up... ;)

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I think it’s quite a common surname on the Windies ( are they both from Barbados I think?).

A bit like the Greenidge brothers who used to open for Windies. Gordon, we all know. But there was Geoffrey Greenidge too who played a couple of Tests. He didn't look much like Gordon. In fact...he was white. A bit of a 70s beach-bum type look if I remember. I guess that was a common name in the islands too.
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I can't remember the name, but there used to be around half a dozen cousins with the same surname playing for various islands in the Windies, all mediocre all-rounder types who never got above inter-island cricket.

Found the name, if not the precise number. The Shillingfords.
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A bit like the Greenidge brothers who used to open for Windies. Gordon, we all know. But there was Geoffrey Greenidge too who played a couple of Tests. He didn't look much like Gordon. In fact...he was white. A bit of a 70s beach-bum type look if I remember. I guess that was a common name in the islands too.

A bit like when an English lady asked Viv Richards if he was related to Barry.
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A bit like when an English lady asked Viv Richards if he was related to Barry.

Ha ha. I love that. She as colour blind to the point of splendour.
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Just discovered, in fact, that Geoff Greenidge was the last white man to play Test cricket for the Windies until Joshua da Silva (who is playing as I type).
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Just discovered, in fact, that Geoff Greenidge was the last white man to play Test cricket for the Windies until Joshua da Silva (who is playing as I type).

They had a white wicket keeper/batsman when they win that series against us in about 2009, completely forgotten his name though.

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They had a white wicket keeper/batsman when they win that series against us in about 2009, completely forgotten his name though.

Nash. Apparently 'mixed race' (aren't we all, really, when it comes down to it?)
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Nash. Apparently 'mixed race' (aren't we all, really, when it comes down to it?)

That’s the fella. Hazy memory, quite a strange tour that one.

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Ambrose and Walsh are good commentators

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Ambrose and Walsh are good commentators

Had a flashback then. What a duo!
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Michael Atherton's son scored a century against Yorkshire today playing for his uni

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Michael Atherton's son scored a century against Yorkshire today playing for his uni

I saw that. It was Bradford and Leeds Uni so I suppose, in a sense, he was flying under Yorkshire colours.
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I saw that. It was Bradford and Leeds Uni so I suppose, in a sense, he was flying under Yorkshire colours.

Did they not used to be separate?

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Did they not used to be separate?

They are. But cricket-wise they must combine like Ox-Cam used to do?
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They are. But cricket-wise they must combine like Ox-Cam used to do?

Fair dos. Do you remember the old B&H Cup used to have group stages and a few of the universities had teams in there, and then there was a Combines Universities odds and sods team.

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Fair dos. Do you remember the old B&H Cup used to have group stages and a few of the universities had teams in there, and then there was a Combines Universities odds and sods team.

Yeah. Except it would be odds and sods and....Imran Khan!
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Interesting how he's using a different surname.

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Brathwaite out fifteen short of his second century of the match.

Bowled by Chameera.

Or maybe I dreamt that.

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When is the best time to declare? This is day 4 of 5, isnt it?

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Saffers V Pakistan 1 day on

Oddly there's a DJ giving it loads and no crowd
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Saffers V Pakistan 1 day on

Oddly there's a DJ giving it loads and no crowd

That sort of sums up DJs doesn't it?
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Hey Alexa, what does playing cricket in England in April look like?


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Headingly too - Just get on with it, sight screens won’t be an issue
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Stokes out for 3 months with a broken finger

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Stokes out for 3 months with a broken finger

Wuss.

What will he miss?

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Wuss.

What will he miss?

The bloody Test matches v New Zealand.

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I have a suggestion to solve England's opening batting position which will make you all groan. Bring back Adam Lyth.

His Test match career to date is, of course, blighted by a very poor Ashes series. But he was discarded too quickly after that and never given a second chance. Other, lesser players, were. Most people forget that he did rather well earlier in that Ashes summer against a strong New Zealand side, scoring a thrilling century in one of the two Tests. He is also, by some measure, the best Yorkshire opener since Boycott, constantly getting big scores in all formats, and getting them quickly. His two innings this summer have so far yielded over 200 runs. He is, quite frankly, superior to anything we've currently got at the top of the innings.

Besides I want to hear Nick say once again...."What a time to be A. Lyth."
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It's a pity that Haseeb Hameed hasn't been able to play himself back into form domestically. Just so unlucky with that injury that sent him home after an impressive start to his Test career.

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I have a suggestion to solve England's opening batting position which will make you all groan. Bring back Adam Lyth.

His Test match career to date is, of course, blighted by a very poor Ashes series. But he was discarded too quickly after that and never given a second chance. Other, lesser players, were. Most people forget that he did rather well earlier in that Ashes summer against a strong New Zealand side, scoring a thrilling century in one of the two Tests. He is also, by some measure, the best Yorkshire opener since Boycott, constantly getting big scores in all formats, and getting them quickly. His two innings this summer have so far yielded over 200 runs. He is, quite frankly, superior to anything we've currently got at the top of the innings.

Besides I want to hear Nick say once again...."What a time to be A. Lyth."

:D Did I really say that? That’s actually quite good!

Not averse to giving Lyth another try. Can’t remember who (if anyone is in credit from the summer. Who’s likely to open, Burns and Crawley?