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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1600 on: March 9, 2021, 11:30:05 am »
ashley puking in the fire hahahaaa
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1601 on: March 9, 2021, 11:33:16 am »
ashley puking in the fire hahahaaa
Sensational. Lee Charnley as Velma and 'can ah have a Calippo gaffer?' were highlights too  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1602 on: March 9, 2021, 11:52:57 am »
Rafa and the Longstaff brothers killed me ;D Great England 2030 poster too.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1603 on: March 9, 2021, 12:28:08 pm »
Eighth

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1604 on: March 9, 2021, 02:36:16 pm »
Guardian comment amused me ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1605 on: March 9, 2021, 02:57:58 pm »
Guardian comment amused me ;D

brilliantly describes how i felt seeing it - very, very, very disturbing!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1606 on: March 9, 2021, 04:50:12 pm »
That was great. All the stuff already highlighted plus a jab at the failed takeover.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1607 on: March 16, 2021, 12:15:14 pm »

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1608 on: March 16, 2021, 12:24:51 pm »
David Squires on … Agnelli and the Champions League fans of tomorrow

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/mar/16/david-squires-andrea-agnelli-champions-league-plans-fans-of-tomorrow

"...gilded festival of dead rubbers."

Squires can write as well as draw...
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1609 on: March 16, 2021, 12:28:02 pm »
Last 15 mins of Tenet? The only 15 mins worth watching is the mind-bending car chase down Laagna Tee in Tallinn......and in general yeah Squires nails this entire CL topic with perfect sarcasm :thumbup

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1610 on: March 23, 2021, 02:07:44 pm »

'David Squires on … football conspiracy theories uncovered'

Our resident cartoonist puts on his tin foil hat and reveals some shocking football-related conspiracies

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/mar/23/david-squires-on-football-conspiracy-theories-uncovered?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1611 on: March 23, 2021, 03:07:05 pm »
One of the wildest, most abstract ones to date. Squires lockdown sanity under a microscope! Top stuff as ever, the Simpsons/Eric Dier reference excellent, as was 'Big Farmer.'
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1612 on: March 23, 2021, 03:18:55 pm »
'David Squires on … football conspiracy theories uncovered'

Our resident cartoonist puts on his tin foil hat and reveals some shocking football-related conspiracies

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/mar/23/david-squires-on-football-conspiracy-theories-uncovered?

Like the reference to 'Big Farmer'

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1613 on: March 23, 2021, 03:22:28 pm »
Big Farmer
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1614 on: March 23, 2021, 04:15:51 pm »
QChannon ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1615 on: March 23, 2021, 04:18:21 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1616 on: March 23, 2021, 04:29:41 pm »
Return to form after a patchy couple of weeks  ;D

Loved the Gunnersaurus dig at the loon David Icke
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1617 on: March 24, 2021, 02:21:27 pm »
QChannon ;D

That and the Esso coin collection reference

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1618 on: March 30, 2021, 12:06:13 pm »

'David Squires on … lifelong England memories and counting flags'

Our cartoonist wades into the international break to see England beat San Marino and Albania, plus a rogue West Brom sign

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/mar/30/david-squires-on-lifelong-england-memories-and-counting-flags?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1619 on: March 30, 2021, 12:12:00 pm »
The WBA boiler is good value for money.  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1620 on: March 30, 2021, 03:20:26 pm »
"Scotty Parker's nan jacket" ;D

"Carousel of Caution" ;D

Was half expecting a Maguire/Albanians related joke in there somewhere.

A gentle dig at some of the players taking part in the protest would have been good for him to do. Such as Gundogan taking part while playing for City.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1621 on: April 6, 2021, 01:37:09 pm »

'David Squires on … the great Erling Haaland European sales tour'

Our cartoonist looks at Mino Raiola’s hawking of the Dortmund forward around some of Europe’s leading clubs

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/apr/06/david-squires-on-the-great-erling-haaland-european-sales-tour
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1622 on: April 6, 2021, 02:02:35 pm »
The Man City panel is good and everything about the Chelsea panel is brilliant! ;D

Oh, and "yeah, the bell..." ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1623 on: April 6, 2021, 02:21:21 pm »
"Haaland's current marketing platform..."

Again, Squires writes as well as he draws...
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1624 on: April 6, 2021, 07:13:11 pm »
Loved these panels  ;D


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1626 on: April 13, 2021, 11:53:18 am »
Superb! Nice cameo from Olé n all......loving the groundsman's patch repair of the pitch........and the reference to all the seats still being covered :(

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1627 on: April 13, 2021, 11:58:23 am »
"Come with me if you want to go out to France in the round of 16" ;D
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1628 on: April 13, 2021, 01:38:19 pm »
"Come with me if you want to go out to France in the round of 16" ;D
Did nt get the reference at all. Can anyone shed some light?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1629 on: April 13, 2021, 01:44:26 pm »
Did nt get the reference at all. Can anyone shed some light?

Terminator. Also referenced with the naked guy generating on the pitch with angry groundsman ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1630 on: April 13, 2021, 01:45:29 pm »
Did nt get the reference at all. Can anyone shed some light?

It's a play on the "Come with me if you want to live" phrase that's said in the Terminator films, but mixed in with England's typical Euro/World Cup performances where they get knocked out by the first decent team they face.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1631 on: April 13, 2021, 02:01:07 pm »
It's a play on the "Come with me if you want to live" phrase that's said in the Terminator films, but mixed in with England's typical Euro/World Cup performances where they get knocked out by the first decent team they face.
Cheers. Makes sense now!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1632 on: April 13, 2021, 05:11:40 pm »
"plane to Wembley" made me laugh more than it probably should have  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1633 on: April 13, 2021, 05:45:57 pm »
Really good, American Psycho splatter wear and goggles
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1634 on: April 14, 2021, 09:06:46 am »
Aaron Wan Bissaka is first on the list, presumably because he's alphabetically first by his first name. Then the next on the list is Jayden Bogle.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1635 on: April 14, 2021, 11:34:31 am »
"plane to Wembley" made me laugh more than it probably should have  ;D

Me too ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1636 on: April 14, 2021, 11:35:58 am »
I don't want TAA to play for England

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1637 on: April 18, 2021, 08:15:14 pm »
Should be a good one this week on the superleague plans.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1638 on: April 19, 2021, 12:07:11 am »
Should be a good one this week on the superleague plans.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1639 on: April 19, 2021, 11:33:55 am »
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There goes my cartoon about John Sheridan’s resignation.

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Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."