Author Topic: The small things in life that make you happy  (Read 608228 times)

Offline paulrazor

  • Dreams of a handjob from Timmy Mallett. Chronicler of seasons past. Cares more than Prelude Nr 5, or does he? No chance of getting a banana at his house.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 28,687
  • Take me 2 the magic of the moment on a glory night
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5600 on: March 9, 2021, 12:33:12 pm »
a scammer rang the house today

in his own words "calling from ama,...sorry err your internet service provider"

decided to let him have it as i am sick of these c*nts

"stop trying to scam me, dont call here again AND FUCK OFF"
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,546
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5601 on: March 9, 2021, 03:12:49 pm »
a scammer rang the house today

in his own words "calling from ama,...sorry err your internet service provider"

decided to let him have it as i am sick of these c*nts

"stop trying to scam me, dont call here again AND FUCK OFF"

Did this make you happy, or did it annoy you? ;D
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Offline paulrazor

  • Dreams of a handjob from Timmy Mallett. Chronicler of seasons past. Cares more than Prelude Nr 5, or does he? No chance of getting a banana at his house.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 28,687
  • Take me 2 the magic of the moment on a glory night
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5602 on: March 9, 2021, 03:18:52 pm »
Did this make you happy, or did it annoy you? ;D
ha, should have said

enjoyed it giving him that abuse. very much so
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

Offline Slippers

  • atennerandwesaynomoreyeah?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,254
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5603 on: March 9, 2021, 03:48:45 pm »
a scammer rang the house today

in his own words "calling from ama,...sorry err your internet service provider"

decided to let him have it as i am sick of these c*nts

"stop trying to scam me, dont call here again AND FUCK OFF"

I had a call last week from someone claiming to be 'your water authority'.

He wanted to speak to me about the guarantee on our washing machine.


Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,546
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5604 on: March 9, 2021, 03:51:46 pm »
ha, should have said

enjoyed it giving him that abuse. very much so

;)
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5605 on: March 9, 2021, 05:21:11 pm »
I had a call last week from someone claiming to be 'your water authority'.

He wanted to speak to me about the guarantee on our washing machine.



Hate scammers, utter scum.

We keep getting calls from a number that originates in Bolivia.  :o
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Online Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,844
  • Poultry in Motion
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5606 on: March 9, 2021, 05:23:28 pm »
Hate scammers, utter scum.

We keep getting calls from a number that originates in Bolivia.  :o

Asking if they can connect remotely to fix a problem with your La Paztop?

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5607 on: March 9, 2021, 05:32:07 pm »
Asking if they can connect remotely to fix a problem with your La Paztop?

Said I had a problem with my ventanas
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline reddebs

  • areddwarfis4lifenotjust4xmas
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,099
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5608 on: March 9, 2021, 06:56:01 pm »
We've finally had confirmation that we've passed the pre tenancy checks for a house we viewed last Thursday, we're now waiting for the estate agents to sort out when we can move in.

The sooner the better as far as we're concerned!

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5609 on: March 9, 2021, 06:56:41 pm »
We've finally had confirmation that we've passed the pre tenancy checks for a house we viewed last Thursday, we're now waiting for the estate agents to sort out when we can move in.

The sooner the better as far as we're concerned!

Excellent. Whereabouts?
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline reddebs

  • areddwarfis4lifenotjust4xmas
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,099
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5610 on: March 9, 2021, 07:04:34 pm »
Excellent. Whereabouts?

Anglesey mate.  Beautiful sea view, garden, detached, not a soul in sight or earshot 👌

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5611 on: March 9, 2021, 07:09:41 pm »
Anglesey mate.  Beautiful sea view, garden, detached, not a soul in sight or or earshot 👌

Lovely. Beautiful scenery and so much on your doorstep. Hardly any trucks anymore too thanks to Brexit.

Only ever been to Anglesey itself the once, my uncle was in the RAF and we spent a week with them at Valley.
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline reddebs

  • areddwarfis4lifenotjust4xmas
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,099
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5612 on: March 9, 2021, 07:15:56 pm »
Lovely. Beautiful scenery and so much on your doorstep. Hardly any trucks anymore too thanks to Brexit.

Only ever been to Anglesey itself the once, my uncle was in the RAF and we spent a week with them at Valley.

Paul had never been till we went last week but I used to go kayaking there quite a lot though that's 20yrs ago now so we're excited to have a good look around before the hoards of tourists arrive 😁

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5613 on: March 9, 2021, 07:28:46 pm »
Paul had never been till we went last week but I used to go kayaking there quite a lot though that's 20yrs ago now so we're excited to have a good look around before the hoards of tourists arrive 😁

With Anglesey circuit and the jets and Helicopters at Valley, I'd be in my element.
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline reddebs

  • areddwarfis4lifenotjust4xmas
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,099
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5614 on: March 9, 2021, 07:38:28 pm »
With Anglesey circuit and the jets and Helicopters at Valley, I'd be in my element.

I'd forgotten about the jets mate so that's another thing to look forward to and the dream of buying somewhere in France has resurfaced again the last few days but as a holiday home for us and an income.

It'll all depend on how much they value the house at and how quickly it sells.

Offline L4Red

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 560
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5615 on: March 9, 2021, 07:43:35 pm »
I know a fella who has B055 THA as his number plate.  ;D

It always gives me a chuckle.

Haha small world, so do I!


Online Elmo!

  • Spolier alret!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,425
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5616 on: March 9, 2021, 07:56:02 pm »
Finally got round to claiming refund for a flight to Geneva that was cancelled last summer due to COVID. Only one way was cancelled, the return flight still went ahead (I wasn't going anyway so was hoping both would be cancelled).

Just got email from Easyjet and they have refunded me for both flights which I wasn't expecting....  :D

Offline Medellin

  • Self-confessed daft meff.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,543
  • Sound
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5617 on: March 10, 2021, 12:51:49 pm »
G'old'.

1953, so quick.. :D
Needed something to brighten up the shit day I'm having.

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/nZ5vspsNS1g" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtube.com/v/nZ5vspsNS1g</a>
Support the team,Trust & Believe.

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,546
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5618 on: March 10, 2021, 08:57:45 pm »
Using Googlemap/Earth to plan a route to walk from Speke to Norton Priory in Runcorn.  Just a thought experiment mind.

Honest.
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5619 on: March 10, 2021, 09:16:33 pm »
Using Googlemap/Earth to plan a route to walk from Speke to Norton Priory in Runcorn.  Just a thought experiment mind.

Honest.

This one is great for working out how far you've walked and can also see little walking paths, marked as dashes

https://gb.mapometer.com/walking
« Last Edit: March 10, 2021, 09:41:26 pm by rob1966 »
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,546
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5620 on: March 10, 2021, 09:24:37 pm »
This one is great for working out how far you've walked and can also see little walking paths, marked as dashes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/56347096

Cool, mate.  I suspect that's the wrong link, but I'm sure you'll fix it soon! ;)

I've got me little step counter app so that's always useful.  My bestie drove over today and we walked up to Sudley House together in the pissing down rain before getting lunch from Greenbank.  Ace day. :)
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5621 on: March 10, 2021, 09:41:52 pm »
Cool, mate.  I suspect that's the wrong link, but I'm sure you'll fix it soon! ;)

I've got me little step counter app so that's always useful.  My bestie drove over today and we walked up to Sudley House together in the pissing down rain before getting lunch from Greenbank.  Ace day. :)

No idea what went wrong there ;D

https://gb.mapometer.com/walking
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,546
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5622 on: March 10, 2021, 09:47:22 pm »
No idea what went wrong there ;D

https://gb.mapometer.com/walking

Happens to the best of us mate, thinking we copied the link but posting the last one instead. ;D
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5623 on: March 10, 2021, 09:50:12 pm »
Happens to the best of us mate, thinking we copied the link but posting the last one instead. ;D

I'm just glad it was that link and not the one to Alexandra Dadarios home video ;)
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,546
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5624 on: March 10, 2021, 09:54:05 pm »
I'm just glad it was that link and not the one to Alexandra Dadarios home video ;)

Nah mate, you can share that too if you want to. ;)

Incidentally, looks like my route through Speke to the Jubilee bridge would take about two hours. ;D
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,764
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5625 on: March 10, 2021, 10:31:07 pm »
Nah mate, you can share that too if you want to. ;)

Incidentally, looks like my route through Speke to the Jubilee bridge would take about two hours. ;D

It's on xhamster, as is the Faye Brooks from corrie/ dancing on ice
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline Slippers

  • atennerandwesaynomoreyeah?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,254
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5626 on: March 12, 2021, 08:50:24 am »
Orange Twist Toblerone. :)

Online red_Mark1980

  • Wool ginger runner
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,546
  • J.F.T.97
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5627 on: March 12, 2021, 11:35:02 am »
Orange Twist Toblerone. :)

Picked one up today. Good then?

Offline liverbloke

  • Prototype RAWK Genius. Founder of stickysheets.com and prefers it solo. Gotta hand it to him, eh?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,388
  • i neither know nor care
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5628 on: March 12, 2021, 12:27:32 pm »
dusting off my adidas astro trainers

looking forward to getting back to playing sometime soon

Quote from: Lee1-6Liv
Who would have thought liverblokes no draws idea would not be his worst idea of the weekend

Offline Slippers

  • atennerandwesaynomoreyeah?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,254
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5629 on: March 12, 2021, 12:28:50 pm »
Picked one up today. Good then?

Very good,although Crunchy Almond is still my favourite.

Offline Nitramdorf

  • No longer as forward as he used to be, so has dropped back into midfield. Didn't you hear?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,075
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5630 on: March 12, 2021, 01:25:34 pm »
Very good,although Crunchy Almond is still my favourite.

Have you tried that new dark milk chocolate? Thats my favourite chocolate bar now, possibly ever.

Offline Slippers

  • atennerandwesaynomoreyeah?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,254
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5631 on: March 12, 2021, 02:19:48 pm »
Have you tried that new dark milk chocolate? Thats my favourite chocolate bar now, possibly ever.

Not tried it yet but your post has inspired me to purchase some this afternoon.

Online Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,844
  • Poultry in Motion
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5632 on: March 14, 2021, 12:01:54 pm »
A bacon roll.

Haven’t had one for ages, my wife requested one for Mother’s Day from the menu my kids made her so I got one for myself too. Beautiful!

Online Crimson

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,102
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5633 on: March 14, 2021, 05:51:34 pm »
Using a knife right after sharpening it. Never realize just how blunt it's been until then!
I have no idea what I’m taking about

Offline Pistolero

  • BELIEVE. My bad. This. Lol. Bless. Meh. Wow just wow. Hate on. The Ev. Phil.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,849
  • A serpent's tooth...
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5634 on: March 14, 2021, 08:22:24 pm »
Just bought this on ebay........its made me inordinately happy 

They have life in them, they have humour, they're arrogant, they're cocky and they're proud. And that's what I want my team to be.

Offline Millie

  • Athens Airport Queen. Dude, never mind my car, where's my hand sanitiser?!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,058
  • IFWT
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5635 on: March 14, 2021, 11:46:36 pm »
I've had a lovely Mothers Day.  My son cooked me a brilliant roast dinner and it was just so nice.  Hard to put into words but had a lovely time today.
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say nothing at all"  Thumper (1942)

Justice for the 96

I'm a Believer

Offline smithng

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,247
  • "On a stroppy little island of mixed up people"
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5636 on: March 15, 2021, 12:10:03 pm »
Tree surgeons here today cutting back pines trees. Had a chat and made them a cuppa each. One was on the phone and they others said he would want one sugar, others had none.
Made the tea and took it out, guy still on the phone turns out to be a Man Utd supporter and the mug with the sugar in was one of my Liverpool ones (only LFC mug I took out).
Lucky coincidence!  :)

Offline liverbloke

  • Prototype RAWK Genius. Founder of stickysheets.com and prefers it solo. Gotta hand it to him, eh?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,388
  • i neither know nor care
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5637 on: March 17, 2021, 02:43:13 pm »
was out shopping before and only had 2 items and was about 6th in the queue

yeh not that exciting or happy so far

then the woman in front of me said do i want to go in front of her, which i replied 'are you sure?' and she said yes so i thanked her

then the woman in front of her said 'go in front of me'

then the woman in front of her and then the man in front of her and then the young girl in front of him all said the same  ;D

i took longer saying thanks than i did to pay

Quote from: Lee1-6Liv
Who would have thought liverblokes no draws idea would not be his worst idea of the weekend

Online Mumm-Ra

  • Dunking Heretic. Mexican drug runner. Can go whistle for a pair of decent trainees! Your own personal cheese. Yes.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,481
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5638 on: March 17, 2021, 02:47:58 pm »
was out shopping before and only had 2 items and was about 6th in the queue

yeh not that exciting or happy so far

then the woman in front of me said do i want to go in front of her, which i replied 'are you sure?' and she said yes so i thanked her

then the woman in front of her said 'go in front of me'

then the woman in front of her and then the man in front of her and then the young girl in front of him all said the same  ;D

i took longer saying thanks than i did to pay


Should've got to the checkout and said "oh sorry just forgot a couple of things I'll be right back"

then paid with a cheque

Offline Jono69

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,112
  • You make pigs smoke!
Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #5639 on: March 19, 2021, 03:57:38 pm »
Just heard a McAlmont & Butler song  on the wireless called  Yes

Haven't heard it in years but it's a super duper tune
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plow the family into the soil, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.