Author Topic: Beards (Read 71478 times)

MichaelA · « **Reply #200 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:10:19 pm »

I've not shaved for eight days, which is basically a beard. I bought a trimmer thing yesterday, which is a step toward beardlife and possibly divorce judging from the reaction I have had from Mrs A.

Captain-Carra · « **Reply #201 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:38:12 pm »

Haven't shaved for over a week. Love it.

Bit itchy at times but is a great way to annoy the missus and the boss at the same time.

SMD · « **Reply #202 on:** April 29, 2011, 01:18:42 pm »

Quote from: MichaelA on April 29, 2011, 12:10:19 pm

I've not shaved for eight days, which is basically a beard. I bought a trimmer thing yesterday, which is a step toward beardlife and possibly divorce judging from the reaction I have had from Mrs A.

Embrace the beard.

Mal · « **Reply #203 on:** April 29, 2011, 01:46:06 pm »

Quote from: SMD on April 29, 2011, 01:18:42 pm

Embrace the beard.

I think the problem is that Mrs A does not.

No problems in that regard for me, my Mrs A has actively encouraged a full-on beardy face since the New Year. Due my ongoing bout of flu I haven't shaved for over a week so she might just have her wish...

It's Jimmy Corkhill · « **Reply #204 on:** April 29, 2011, 02:23:59 pm »

Gonna grow a 'Lenin' to annoy my missus, as promised her I'd clean-shave after my exams.

Sting in the tail for her. In more ways than one, hate being clean-shaven

Azi · « **Reply #205 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:20:55 pm »

i wish i could grow a beard

keep gettin mistaken for a terrorist if i grow mine

Chief. · « **Reply #206 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:44:30 pm »

I get razor burn the day after I wet shave so I just stick with a beard trimmer and go for that designer stubble look.

mattsant · « **Reply #207 on:** April 29, 2011, 10:29:02 pm »

hate shaving, soo pissing annoying

Rigden · « **Reply #208 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:29:26 pm »

Quote from: IbanezACA on April 29, 2011, 06:44:30 pm

I get razor burn the day after I wet shave so I just stick with a beard trimmer and go for that designer stubble look.

This, even though at most times I can't pull it off and I end up looking like a douchebag.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #209 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:31:54 pm »

mine could do with a trim, quite overgrown at the minute.

Mad Men · « **Reply #210 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:33:14 am »

Women love it when I keep a beard....they faint.

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #211 on:** April 30, 2011, 10:37:19 pm »

Quote from: Azi on April 29, 2011, 06:20:55 pm

i wish i could grow a beard

keep gettin mistaken for a terrorist if i grow mine

Same here it is pretty annoying trying to explain to people especially women that I'm growing it for a change.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #212 on:** April 30, 2011, 10:41:32 pm »

Sock + sandle = beard

cj · « **Reply #213 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:26:48 pm »

Quote from: Mad Men on April 30, 2011, 02:33:14 am

Women love it when I keep a beard....they faint.

Nothing to do with the chloroform then?

I'm bearded as well. Suits the shape of my face

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #214 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:58:19 pm »

What a coincidence, I come into this thread and the family guy beard episode comes on

Apollo · « **Reply #215 on:** May 1, 2011, 03:04:58 am »

Quote from: Samee on October 23, 2010, 01:11:11 pm

How can there be a beard thread without:

I'm disappointed.

Makes me proud to have slightly reddish facial hair. Don't they call him 'red beard' or something, in the spanish press?

Ryan M · « **Reply #216 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:44:09 pm »

Ten days with out a shave, had to come off today, but I've got something to admit, I miss it

damomad · « **Reply #217 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:56:15 pm »

Think I'm on about 4 weeks without a shave. It's one of the small pleasures that comes with being made redundant.

Mad Men · « **Reply #218 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:09:47 am »

No one has itchiness when they keep a beard on the sides if their face?

pascoli · « **Reply #219 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:17:51 am »

Had a clippers shave last night, and the fuckers packed in with still like a 1/4 left to do.(mainly under me chin, but quite a bit round one side in particular) This was at half one in gthe mornin, so i couldnt go out n buy anythin to sort it, and i was in work at 8, so couldnt sort it pre-wprk either. I think i got away with it though. Either that or the people i work with are a hell of a lot more polite than i am

No Appreciation of Liverpool Opposition · « **Reply #220 on:** August 13, 2011, 01:43:38 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on November 4, 2008, 11:49:01 pm

Your sig goes great with her butt

alfonso · « **Reply #221 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:14:38 am »

I think Alan Kennedy and Alonso were our only players who sported a beard (for a short period). Maybe Ruddock, James and Grobbelaar too?

A bloke I know grew a beard and he got a lot of stick - people asking him if he was in the Taleban..

Mad Men · « **Reply #222 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:44:27 am »

Quote from: MichaelA on April 29, 2011, 12:10:19 pm

I've not shaved for eight days, which is basically a beard. I bought a trimmer thing yesterday, which is a step toward beardlife and possibly divorce judging from the reaction I have had from Mrs A.

Steady now skipper..she will accept if you convince her it's worth it.

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #223 on:** August 13, 2011, 07:55:34 am »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on January 9, 2010, 03:27:04 pm

The two best looking beards in the entire history of geekdom and quite possibly the human race.

I actually have this hairstyle now.

Mad Men · « **Reply #224 on:** August 13, 2011, 07:57:02 am »

Quote from: Ken-Obi on August 13, 2011, 07:55:34 am

I actually have this hairstyle now.

Same style of beard as well? Same color? Do you trim your beard? How do you keep that front part from getting in the way? Gelled?

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #225 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:22:29 am »

Quote from: Mad Men on August 13, 2011, 07:57:02 am

Same style of beard as well? Same color? Do you trim your beard? How do you keep that front part from getting in the way? Gelled?

Nah, I'm not big on facial hair except my eyebrows.

Mad Men · « **Reply #226 on:** August 13, 2011, 11:55:41 am »

Quote from: Ken-Obi on August 13, 2011, 08:22:29 am

Nah, I'm not big on facial hair except my eyebrows.

You could very well be a male model...

Fitzy. · « **Reply #227 on:** August 13, 2011, 07:01:22 pm »

To quote Alan Partridge "I've been pubic now for 18 years"...in that time I've enjoyed facial hair of varying depth and range.

I've lost my hair on top so I find that a beard/heavy stubble happily compensates for a lack of hair elsewhere.

God, I love my look!

Mad Men · « **Reply #228 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:22:26 am »

Quote from: Fitzy. on August 13, 2011, 07:01:22 pm

To quote Alan Partridge "I've been pubic now for 18 years"...in that time I've enjoyed facial hair of varying depth and range.

I've lost my hair on top so I find that a beard/heavy stubble happily compensates for a lack of hair elsewhere.

God, I love my look!

Women staring at you deeply now with your new look?

Team Sleep · « **Reply #229 on:** August 14, 2011, 11:01:46 am »

Has anyone here used Clubman's moustache wax? If so, does it wash out easily, and does the colour stain the skin? Any reviews appreciated!

Fitzy. · « **Reply #230 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:23:04 pm »

Quote from: Mad Men on August 14, 2011, 12:22:26 am

Women staring at you deeply now with your new look?

Put it this way, I have to use a raffle ticket system, otherwise it'd get completely out of hand!

Mad Men · « **Reply #231 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:18:59 am »

Quote from: Fitzy. on August 14, 2011, 02:23:04 pm

Put it this way, I have to use a raffle ticket system, otherwise it'd get completely out of hand!

We envy you.

caspertheghost · « **Reply #232 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:30:46 am »

any baldy bastard with a beard is an Upside-down Head

Sir Afghan · « **Reply #233 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:04:51 pm »

Or off Guess Who?

keano7 · « **Reply #234 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:09:23 pm »

Quote from: caspertheghost on August 15, 2011, 01:30:46 am

any baldy bastard with a beard is an Upside-down Head

Uncle Albert?

caspertheghost · « **Reply #235 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:45:07 pm »

Quote from: keano7 on August 15, 2011, 01:09:23 pm

Uncle Albert?

Indeed.....or my boss!

Raul! · « **Reply #236 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:01:18 pm »

Just shaved off a wonderfully salt and pepper holiday beard, much to the delight of the wife and kids.

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #237 on:** September 2, 2011, 12:30:11 pm »

Trimmed by beard a bit too short yesterday. For the first time in years I've gotten to see what I look like nearly completely shaven.

Turns out I look like a slightly chubby faced lesbian with a 5 o'clock shadow.

I'll probably let it grow back, to be honest.

Mal · « **Reply #238 on:** June 16, 2013, 09:21:34 pm »

Not only is Andrea Pirlo MUCH better at football than you. He also has a better beard.

Beards are boss.

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #239 on:** June 16, 2013, 09:29:36 pm »

I've been told I look like a lesbian without any facial hair. When I do grow it though, I get mixed responses, some telling me to grow it further and some telling me to shave it before it gets any longer. I've come to the conclusion that I'm just really, really ugly.