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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #120 on: February 12, 2007, 09:41:31 am »
Thought that was a bit shite to be honest.  :-\

said the guy who got a cowboy as avtar ;D

Brillant episode...well anything that make fun of the rednecks are entertaining anyway :P

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #121 on: February 12, 2007, 09:45:19 am »
Was fucking superb that, like has been said, a lot of stuff on Top Gear has been staged, and no doubt many parts of that were, but i'm pretty sure the almost lynching at the garage wasn't.
If it was however, superbly written stuff!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #122 on: February 12, 2007, 09:49:37 am »
Class episode.  I couldn't believe the garage bit with all the rednecks.  That was scary.  It reminded me of the film wrong turn for some reason.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #123 on: February 12, 2007, 10:31:42 am »
Class episode.  I couldn't believe the garage bit with all the rednecks.  That was scary.  It reminded me of the film wrong turn for some reason.

The moment when Hammond put his eyes back on the road when he reached 50mph was priceless!  He must have been terrified :D

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #124 on: February 12, 2007, 12:10:15 pm »
Brilliant episode - laughed through most of it

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #125 on: February 12, 2007, 12:50:38 pm »
They're going to get some amount of complaints for thet :D


I've looked very closely and I'm pretty sure that it's dead already...so no problems there then!  :)
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #126 on: February 12, 2007, 02:04:05 pm »

I've looked very closely and I'm pretty sure that it's dead already...so no problems there then!  :)

You think that'll stop the vegeterians complaining? FFS, you're not allowed to wear a fur coat that's been dead for 50 years these days... ;)
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #127 on: February 12, 2007, 02:06:33 pm »
You think that'll stop the vegeterians complaining? FFS, you're not allowed to wear a fur coat that's been dead for 50 years these days... ;)

You reckon they'll have enough energy to pick up the phone?  :P
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #128 on: February 12, 2007, 02:25:57 pm »
You reckon they'll have enough energy to pick up the phone?  :P

ha ha!  Give 'em all chicken soup!  hurrah!!  :)
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #129 on: February 12, 2007, 05:17:36 pm »
Americans are fucking horrible aren't they?
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #130 on: February 12, 2007, 05:31:38 pm »
Funny as F**k

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #131 on: February 12, 2007, 05:46:20 pm »
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #132 on: February 12, 2007, 06:17:14 pm »
i thought it a true classic yesterday. had everything, alligators, cheap cars, roadkill and not who could forget the cow!!!!!!

classic! laughed through most of it, funniest episode in a very long time
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #133 on: February 12, 2007, 07:50:54 pm »
Gotta download this for posterity. Laffed every time they crashed into James' car.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #134 on: February 12, 2007, 08:14:06 pm »
Couldn't find the first part but for anyone who missed it...

Part 1.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJwX0MfFIE4

Part 2.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsEk6eZMPMI

Part 3.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7O3TM8nq0c

Part 4.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZo9tlG8AY

Part 5.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxjFUJJIM_U

Part 6.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegne4kqWiU   (bit where they get chased)

Part 7.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncPaJVneFW4
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #135 on: February 12, 2007, 08:19:29 pm »
Couldn't find the first part but for anyone who missed it...

Part 2.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsEk6eZMPMI

Part 3.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7O3TM8nq0c

Part 4.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZo9tlG8AY

Part 5.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxjFUJJIM_U

Part 6.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegne4kqWiU   (bit where they get chased)

Part 7.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncPaJVneFW4

Cheers! I appreciate that, i missed it first time 'round.

Here's part 1 too btw, if you want to add it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJwX0MfFIE4

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #136 on: February 13, 2007, 01:46:17 pm »
Next week's looks just as good. From the advert i've just seen it looks like they attempt to blast a robin relianth into space with a big fat rocket  :o.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #137 on: February 14, 2007, 07:07:52 pm »

Repeat on BBC2 now for anyone who missed the yank road trip episode.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #138 on: February 14, 2007, 07:48:34 pm »
Repeat on BBC2 now for anyone who missed the yank road trip episode.

quality stuff
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #139 on: February 14, 2007, 08:15:40 pm »
just watched it because couldnt watch sunday, funny as fuck
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #140 on: February 14, 2007, 10:31:33 pm »
Brilliant. One of the best Top Gear episodes ever.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #141 on: February 14, 2007, 11:06:39 pm »

Tonight was fucking hilarious - absolut quality.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #142 on: February 14, 2007, 11:10:19 pm »
yeah, everyone is Billy Bob

:lmao

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #143 on: February 14, 2007, 11:22:59 pm »
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #144 on: February 15, 2007, 12:49:15 pm »
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #145 on: February 15, 2007, 02:21:43 pm »
watched it a couple o times on telewest (virgin media) replay and i can't over the sight of a cow strapped to the car.

also the bit where clarkson says "just remembered I've got loads of petrol" and zooms off while the inbreds go for the rest

classic

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #146 on: February 15, 2007, 04:04:42 pm »

The you tube clips have been pulled now.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #147 on: February 16, 2007, 02:23:17 pm »
 This Week's Show
Do not adjust your set. The monstrosity you see before you is a Reliant Robin rocket. Yes, this week Top Gear is aiming for space... and beyond.

Space travel
The challenge is a simple one: to build a cheap space rocket based on a car.

Enter a reluctant-looking Reliant Robin and the nice men from the British Rocketry Association (the same chaps who helped fire the Mini off the ski-jump in the TG Winter Olympics Episode) armed with enough rocket fuel to generate eight tonnes of thrust.

Will TG's biggest challenge yet go down in flames or prove as explosive as, ahem, pro-homosexuality slogans in Alabama? It's an episode not to be missed.

Turbo fan
James and Richard love the Porsche 911. Jeremy hates it.

So with a new 911 Turbo out, it seemed only fair to let Captain Slow and the Hamster take it for a blast. However, it seemed far funnier to hand the 480bhp supercar over to JC to see whether it was good enough to convert a life-long Ferrari fan.

Top Pegg
There aren't many celebrities that rave about the performance of our Chevrolet Lacetti. But after being relegated to rural police duties in a Vauxhall Astra diesel for his new cop comedy Hot Fuzz, Simon Pegg leapt delightedly into our Reasonably Priced Car for few hot laps of the TG track.

Fine tuning
Apparently a 612bhp Mercedes SL65 AMG is a bit sedate for some people. So when the boys found out that unhinged German tuners Brabus offer a 720bhp version of the SL, they thought it only polite to introduce the SV12 S BiTurbo to our test track...and the Stig. Will the most powerful roadster in the world prove too much even for our tame racing driver?

Find out on Sunday 18 February at 8pm on BBC Two.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #148 on: February 17, 2007, 02:11:21 am »
Can't wait to see the Robin Reliant flying ;D
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #149 on: February 17, 2007, 06:41:58 am »

Last chance to see last Sunday's episode this evening BBC3 @ 7pm. I've set the sky+.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #150 on: February 18, 2007, 08:22:12 pm »
On again now.

Won't be as funny as last week's but should be a good laugh.  They're trying to turn a Reliant Robin into a space rocket.  Best thing is, they're dealing with some "rocket scientists" from Manchester :o!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #151 on: February 18, 2007, 08:58:57 pm »
Absolutely brilliant!  That was a Reliant Robin flying that high in the sky :o!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #152 on: February 18, 2007, 08:59:10 pm »
Rocket didnt work. Thou they should use that same process to try and destroy the toyota.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #153 on: February 18, 2007, 09:04:06 pm »
Was a good one. Simon peg was good

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #154 on: February 18, 2007, 09:05:10 pm »
I personally like it, but no way was it one of the best. i also don't think it was 100% genuine.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #155 on: February 18, 2007, 09:11:52 pm »
I personally like it, but no way was it one of the best. i also don't think it was 100% genuine.

Don't think what was genuine?
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #156 on: February 18, 2007, 09:18:25 pm »
^^last weeks show. I dont think they really attacked the camera crew. or attacked anyone for that matter.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #157 on: February 18, 2007, 09:19:47 pm »
^^last weeks show. I dont think they really attacked the camera crew. or attacked anyone for that matter.

Oh, sorry I thought you were talking about tonight's show - which has just finished.

I agree, some of the nuts things that happen on the show are a little far fetched - like the caravan fire.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #158 on: February 18, 2007, 09:23:26 pm »
Oh, sorry I thought you were talking about tonight's show - which has just finished.

I agree, some of the nuts things that happen on the show are a little far fetched - like the caravan fire.


Oh yer, I remember that. that was soooooooooo fake.  great show nevertheless.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #159 on: February 18, 2007, 09:31:22 pm »
I thought some of the rocket scenes looked fake as hell. CGI deployed in some places surely.

It was funny though...
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