I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
My mate is Sarah Harding's cousin from girls aloud, he looks a fair but like her which is a bit weird when i'm cracking one off over MTV like
Is Matip drunk?
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..But he'd make the shortlist
The worst I’ve seen Henderson play.Need to get Gordon into the game further up the pitch.We’ve killed the game somewhat since we went ahead… got to see it out though, plenty to do.
Don't know how Lacazette stayed on the pitch. The most obvious, blatant yellow of them all and the referee shit himself because he got booked a couple of minutes earlier.
Get at Tomiyasu as much as possible, he looks massively undercooked.