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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3480 on: January 20, 2022, 09:43:27 pm »
We're so shite we can't even beat the ten men of Arsenal.

Oh, hang on....

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3481 on: January 22, 2022, 09:33:46 am »
Two of our supposed best players don't even turn up to matches lately.

Where's Salah
And you lot want him to get a new contract. For what? Not playing?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3482 on: January 22, 2022, 11:51:38 am »
Chelsea are probably going to play the most expensive goalkeeper ever in the League Cup final, we'll be playing some fucking kid from Ireland  :wanker :no
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3483 on: January 25, 2022, 09:14:30 am »
Can we change this thread title to "Liverpool have no money and my wife's left me"?

Why do some people appear to live in this thread (a TRANSFER thread!) just to tell anyone who shows any level of optimism that we have no money, there'll be no transfers and the world's about to end?

Go and create a 'Liverpool have no money and my wife's left me' thread.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3484 on: January 25, 2022, 09:45:09 am »
We replaced Salah and Mane with Fabinho instead of buying a shiny new attacker for 70m. SHITE!!! :no

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3485 on: February 2, 2022, 09:33:10 pm »
We proved our doubters right by drawing against ten man Arsenal during AFCON. SHITE! :no

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3486 on: February 6, 2022, 11:03:31 pm »
Signed a player called Luis Fernando, and he didn't even score...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3487 on: February 14, 2022, 09:51:41 am »
Did you see the highlights on MOTD? Burnley created chance after chance. How many times are we gonna let teams like Burnley get 1-v-1 with Alisson before Klopp decides to ditch our ludicrously high line!

Jenas even said Burnley outplayed us for large spells. Burnley, FFS!  :no

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3488 on: February 14, 2022, 10:41:47 am »
It took a defender two bites of the cherry to get a goal - where was the African King when we needed im? Fukin shite. Only shows up for the 'big' games? This was the Mighty Burnley - bobby, mo an sadio out - we all dream of a team of Fabinhos.....

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3489 on: February 17, 2022, 06:53:43 am »

only 2 shots on target the whole game. wtf was that?

obviously we need burnley attacking coach that can create chance after chance after chance after chance according to the expert media!

100m spend on that strikeforce...siuu...i mean shite!


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3490 on: February 21, 2022, 06:00:11 am »
Fucking sick of my young fella saying "Diaz nuts" and giggling every time Diaz gets a mention from the commentator.
Have we no one in marketing at the club? Please only sign players with rad and cool names.
Whole club set up is shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3491 on: February 27, 2022, 07:30:16 pm »
Celebrating like they’ve won a cup final. Twats.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3492 on: February 27, 2022, 08:01:36 pm »
Can't last in four competitions even until March... Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3493 on: February 27, 2022, 08:07:44 pm »
Takes a keeper to win a game? Second best one 'n all? Kinell, how desperate is that! Shite! First XI out!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3494 on: February 27, 2022, 08:13:52 pm »
We only won because they played their second kepa. We're shite, I tells ya!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3495 on: February 27, 2022, 08:15:32 pm »
Yep, keeper's had to score the winning goal again.  Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3496 on: February 27, 2022, 11:28:05 pm »
Chelsea put the ball in our net 13 times today- absolute disgrace.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3497 on: April 5, 2022, 10:14:52 pm »
So at the weekend we might be looking for a goal from anywhere so can someone have a word with that one goal wonder between the sticks to see if he can add to his shite goal total anytime soon?
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3498 on: April 6, 2022, 07:00:20 am »
So at the weekend we might be looking for a goal from anywhere so can someone have a word with that one goal wonder between the sticks to see if he can add to his shite goal total anytime soon?
Good point - Even Kelleher has same number of goals - and he hardly ever plays.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3499 on: April 10, 2022, 01:30:55 pm »
We are so shite we dont even have one ref that plays for us the mancs have at least 2 and they are both playing today  ....Shite
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3500 on: April 10, 2022, 01:37:22 pm »
Fucking shite, Liverpool haven't picked up any points yet this weekend, even Everton have made up ground on us.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3501 on: April 10, 2022, 11:52:44 pm »
Fucking shite, Liverpool haven't picked up any points yet this weekend, even Everton have made up ground on us.

WAKE UP YOU FUCKIN' REDS!!!

Cant see any way we get any points next weekend either....... Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3502 on: April 11, 2022, 12:03:58 am »
City dropped two,points today and we fail to take advantage and draw as well ….. shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3503 on: April 11, 2022, 12:11:21 am »
One point behind the most expensively assembled footie team in history over a four year period? Behind?!

Pure shite. We’ve had four years to reel ‘em in!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3504 on: April 11, 2022, 12:14:41 am »
This is the worst thread on rawk.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3505 on: April 11, 2022, 01:12:45 am »
This is the worst thread on rawk.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3506 on: April 16, 2022, 09:43:31 pm »
Conceded four goals in two games against Man City. Shite I tells yer.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3507 on: April 16, 2022, 10:38:25 pm »
Conceded four goals in two games against Man City. Shite I tells yer.

Couldn't even take it to extra time. Shite...

And are Man City still up for a treble?

We still have to win four...  FFS, can't even concentrate on three...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3508 on: April 16, 2022, 10:52:25 pm »
Shabite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3509 on: April 17, 2022, 12:58:32 am »
Conceded four goals in two games against Man City. Shite I tells yer.
Worst defence in the country. Get rid of the lot of them.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3510 on: April 17, 2022, 01:04:30 am »
That Diaz guy we bought in January is a disaster, get rid.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3511 on: April 17, 2022, 01:53:08 am »
Our players don't even bother fouling to get booked. Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3512 on: April 17, 2022, 04:23:14 am »
1st half goals obviously dont count

we lose the game if it started in the 2nd half.

shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3513 on: April 17, 2022, 02:33:11 pm »
Need a crap keeper to beat sides.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3514 on: April 17, 2022, 09:49:49 pm »
Need a crap keeper to beat sides.
Crap? He was boss! He even got an assist for one of our goals. More than our lazy arse piece of shite who barely left his area all game. Get rid.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3515 on: April 19, 2022, 10:05:06 pm »
Only scored 9 against the mancs this season, shite  :wanker

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3516 on: April 19, 2022, 10:08:43 pm »
Only scored 9 against the mancs this season, shite  :wanker
It's worse than that. We couldn't even match, never mind improve on, the last time we played them. And we are at home, ffs  :no  We're going backwards, lads - Klopp out, FSG out, EVERYONE OUT! Fuckin shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3517 on: April 19, 2022, 10:29:55 pm »
Only scored four against them,.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3518 on: April 19, 2022, 10:31:15 pm »
Noticeable decline from earlier in the season. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3519 on: April 19, 2022, 10:50:43 pm »
We let that team have a shot on target

It's just not good enough at this level