Author Topic: Dennis Pennis (Read 11348 times)

Cochise · « **on:** August 20, 2010, 05:24:55 pm »

Was talking about him in work yesterday and been looking at some of his stuff on youtube and fuck me I'd forgotten how funny he was. Anyone else love his stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-RttNgkaAs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCyTp1Psp1I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtG0p5JL2Dw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0bcjIa71Bo&feature=related

Mouth · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:50:09 pm »

Should have have a look at Mike Stutter as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoQAJa_C0PE

tubby · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:52:23 pm »

Dennis Pennis was amazing and years ahead of his time. Good idea to kill the character off relatively quickly without him getting stale.

Cochise · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:57:58 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on August 20, 2010, 05:50:09 pm

Should have have a look at Mike Stutter as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoQAJa_C0PE

class.

Garstonite · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:06:32 pm »

Michael Jackson, do you still prefer Boys to Men?

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:23:32 pm »

Quote from: tubby on August 20, 2010, 05:52:23 pm

Dennis Pennis was amazing and years ahead of his time. Good idea to kill the character off relatively quickly without him getting stale.

Also because celebrities starting running off as soon as they saw him. He was hilarious though, I hope someone comes up with something similar soon, the amount of wanker celebs who need taking down a peg or two must have tripled since Pennis was about.

"hey, Russell Grant, can you read palms?"
"yeah"
"well read this..."
Pennis has "FAT c*nt" written on his palm.

Garstonite · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:35:34 pm »

"Hey Tom Hanks, did you enjoy playing Forrest last year."
"Yeah it OK, I guess."
"Do you think they're going to miss Stan Collymore's electric pace up front?"

"Hey Clint, I got a 65p Magnum here. It's the most powerful ice-cream in the world. You feel licky punk?"

Hypias_noggin · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:16:54 pm »

brilliant!

Hypias_noggin · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:17:46 pm »

Although did anyone see that blackball? with jonny vegas? bit shit.

kitster · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:23:29 pm »

Quote from: Hypias_noggin on August 20, 2010, 07:17:46 pm

Although did anyone see that blackball? with jonny vegas? bit shit.

I was in it. I had to throw Paul Kaye around a stage, when he was supposed to be hammered. You can see me for all of about a second. Crap film.

dillo · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:20:19 pm »

Kaye's Pennis was just a straight rip from an Australian guy called Norma Gunston. Check him out on YouTube. I think he was big in the late 70s, early 80s. Kaye has never had an original idea in his life.

Phil M · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:56:25 pm »

Kaye is brilliant, 'It's all gone Pete Tong' is testament to that.

Just looking back at the Pennis stuff, now, great memories.

jammy dodger · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:08:37 am »

ha!

"Tom (Hanks), Tom, did you like playing Forrest last year?"
"Yeah it was alright"
"Do you think they're gonna miss Stan Collymore this year, with his electric pace?"

Gromit · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:00:17 am »

Quote from: tubby on August 20, 2010, 05:52:23 pm

Dennis Pennis was amazing and years ahead of his time. Good idea to kill the character off relatively quickly without him getting stale.

He complained people from ITV and even his own colleagues from the BBC were warning security about him and having him removed. Apparently the celebs were avoiding the British interviewers because he was annoying them so much.

-HH- · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:35:56 pm »

Still think the Demi Moore one is his best line:

"If it wasn't gratuitous and it was, y'know, tastefully done would you ever consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?"

Cheers for these anyway, haven't watched him in years.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:19:43 pm »

Always loved a bit of Pennis, just been watching a few of his clips on YouTube.

The one where he's chasing Barry Manilow and his entourage down the street was ace.

BARRY!! BARRY!! You've dropped your handkerchief!!....Pennis then pulls out a bed-sheet from his jacket.

He really had it in for Demi Moore didn't he.

Demi!! Have you ever considered injecting Silicon into your movies?...Maybe they wouldn't flop so much.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:23:03 pm »

Quote from: X154 VYG on January 16, 2014, 03:19:43 pm

Always loved a bit of Pennis, just been watching a few of his clips on YouTube.

The one where he's chasing Barry Manilow and his entourage down the street was ace.

BARRY!! BARRY!! You've dropped your handkerchief!!....Pennis then pulls out a bed-sheet from his jacket.

He really had it in for Demi Moore didn't he.

Demi!! Have you ever considered injecting Silicon into your movies?...Maybe they wouldn't flop so much.

Aah, my housemate at uni had a couple of his videos (with his agent Bryan Munich

). Good flashbacks!

WTF? · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:24:20 pm »

Always liked the one with Michael Bolton...

"Michael, I was just wondering if you could clear something up for me?"

"Yeah, sure, what is it?"

"I spilt some coffee over there"

Cue confused look from MB.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:32:43 pm »

[At a press conference for Braveheart with Mel Gibson]
Dennis Pennis: [standing up] Uh, in the movie you play a guy with long hair, a sort of neanderthal barbarian.
Mel Gibson: Yeah.
Dennis Pennis: Being an Australian, you worry that might get you typecast?

Buck Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:35:25 pm »

There was one where he was at some Red carpet ceremony and he lunged at a celebrity with his Mic and shouted "Hey"

The celebrity looked pleased to be attracting attention and smiled at Pennis with a "yes, Hello"

Pennis pushed him out of the way "get out of my way man" and went to someone else.

The original celebrity looked totally wounded

Wish I could find that clip of the Epic snub from Pennis

Buck Pete · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:58:11 pm »

Quote from: -HH- on August 21, 2010, 10:35:56 pm

Still think the Demi Moore one is his best line:

"If it wasn't gratuitous and it was, y'know, tastefully done would you ever consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?"

Cheers for these anyway, haven't watched him in years.

Just watched that clip

Absolutely legendary.

She wouldn't even look at him anytime after that one.

JTK · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2014, 04:02:53 pm »

I've never seen Dennis Pennis, but the thread has made me want to.

I'll have a look at some of his stuff tonight.

I only know Paul Kaye as Thoros in Game of Thrones & the bloke in the Victor Chandler adverts!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2014, 04:10:29 pm »

hahahaa fucking hell!! Just seen one where he collars Tom Hanks at a Premier and asks him 'Are you going to miss playing Forest next year?"

Tom: "Yeah, I guess I will"

Pennis: "Do you think they will miss Stan Collymore, and his electrifying pace up front?"

Oscarmac · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:59:05 pm »

Good times

Something Awful · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:04:08 pm »

Robbie Williams groaning and telling him to fuck off was brilliant.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #25 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:46:48 pm »

Pierce Brosnan looked like he was fighting the urge to chin Pennis on one clip.

"Pierce, what a life you lead surrounded by cameras, Press and Television people...Don't they get sick of you following them around?"

Jules01 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:16:27 pm »

I liked him with Clint eastwood....telling him about a magnum ice cream he had in his pocket saying "make my dairy" and "do yer fell licky punk" not sure clint knew what to make of it all

Oddball · « **Reply #27 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:23:35 pm »

Ive got his best of dvd...Pennis From Heaven. So funny.

hixxstar · « **Reply #28 on:** January 16, 2014, 09:48:11 pm »

I remember one were he get's Arnold Schwarzenegger.... something like.. 'hey, what's it like being the biggest name in Hollywood ?..... 14 letters'....

jackh · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2014, 03:09:18 am »

Enjoyed watching some of these earlier today - cheers for posting

Buck Pete · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2014, 08:45:37 am »

He terrorized Kevin Costner.

There's one in Venice where Costner trying to get away from Pennis, jumps in a Gondola with his security guards. Pennis is running down the side of the canal shouting daft things.

Costner shouts back as he finally escapes "you can't walk on water you cock sucker!!"

The clip with Jim Carey was so funny.

Pennis: Just one autograph Jim please, just one go please.

Carey: Hell, go on then

Pennis scribbles his autograph on a piece of paper hands it to Carey and walks off.

In fairness Jim Carey laughed.

The Fletcher Memorial · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2014, 10:15:20 am »

I always remember the one he did with Meatloaf. Meatloaf was sound and played it up, was funny if I remember.

I’d happily chin the c*nt now though just because of those victor chandler adverts.

Death by Football · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2014, 10:48:17 am »

Poor man's Stuttering John.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2014, 11:08:32 am »

Quote from: Death by Football on January 17, 2014, 10:48:17 am

Poor man's Stuttering John.

Fuck me just watching some of his clips on YouTube

A little bit more close to the bone than Pennis this guy.

Edit: Watching some more clips and this guy is fucking brilliant. Cheers for introducing me.

El_Macca_17 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2014, 11:06:01 pm »

"Do you prefer the good old British bobby, Charlton?"