They're all scrambling for a story, a take or a narrative to make things interesting - pretty much been a boring season for the journos and pundits in the title race (apart from how good we've been and the records which are tumbling every gameweek), so they're all trying way too hard to find something of a talking point or discussion.
Gotta absolutely love Ian Wright, by the way. And to be fair, Shearer was waxing lyrical about us last night as well.