Topic: General Manchester City thread

[Caligula?]

I can't imagine what it must be like on Blue Moon. If most of them were based in the US, they'd probably be stock piling weapons and preparing for a revolution right about now. 

[-Willo-]

Their squad is really unbalanced, a lot of their main players are getting on now, and bar Bernardo Silva, the signings Pep has made don't seem to be leaders, they're so used to having it their own way, and now it isn't happening and they have no answer.

Absolutely rattled.

[FiSh77]

How many European Cups you got Pip?



Arf! we got this many

[jillcwhomever]

this is the gif that keeps on giving, That bit towards the end where he looks up and then turns his back

Compare that with how calm Klopp is, think he has chilled much more now. He still has his moments of shouting at individuals but he rarely loses control of himself in comparison with his earlier days in coaching.

[kezzy]

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Hahahaha brilliant.  😂

[RobbieRedman]

Notice he gave on on his left hand after one go.

But if you keep watching his left hand as he reverts to to his right he still had two fingers pointing out   

but yes the last effort wins the day, fucking hilarious 

[Kenny's Jacket]

Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

It reminded me of Michael Jackson doing Thriller

[Peabee]

We need to address the elephant in the room, the baldy drug cheat had a pair of work kecks on made of velvet. Fuckin velvet.  😀 you’re on about 50 million quid a year you fuckin Meff, go out and spend some money on proper clothes you fuckin Primani wearing trampsarse.  Also what goes around comes around Kompany you biased bitter and twisted mushroom cloud headed ugly c*nt.  Finally the gif of the baldy drug cheat putting two fingers up to the sky is fuckin quality.  Best I’ve ever seen on here.  Brilliant.  😀

Kompany won’t last long as a pundit like that. Reminds me of whenever Dwight Yorke has tried to be a pundit and he just can’t leave his bias at the door.

[Peabee]

Compare that with how calm Klopp is, think he has chilled much more now. He still has his moments of shouting at individuals but he rarely loses control of himself in comparison with his earlier days in coaching.

He said it’s down to VAR. he’s not going to waste energy celebrating in case the review overrules the goal.

[Macphisto80]

[Only Me]

This is ...VARTA!

[elbow]

Klopp has assistants and collaborators. Pip has henchmen.

[Wabaloolah]

Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

 

It's Basil Fawlty to a tee


<a href="https://youtu.be/3TFhBi7oPwg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtu.be/3TFhBi7oPwg</a>


Well it would be if I could embed a YouTube video 🙈


https://youtu.be/3TFhBi7oPwg

[jillcwhomever]

He said it’s down to VAR. he’s not going to waste energy celebrating in case the review overrules the goal.

I don't mean his celebrating of goals, I was talking more generally about his behaviour during the game.

[Crosby Nick]

Kompany won’t last long as a pundit like that. Reminds me of whenever Dwight Yorke has tried to be a pundit and he just can’t leave his bias at the door.

Haha has he quietly been ditched? He made a worse pundit than he did a father.

[harleydanger]

I can’t stop laughing at Guardiola, it’s like a cartoon.

[harleydanger]

Also, City in 4th is underrated.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Where's your famous song about us not winning the European Cup which you've never won in history?

[Red_Mist]

It's Basil Fawlty to a tee

Don’t mention the VAR.

[Macphisto80]

Also, City in 4th is underrated.

They've to sit and look at that for two weeks.

[Skeeve]

Don’t mention the VAR.

[HeartAndSoul]

Their pathetic fans singing Fernandinho’s name when they thought he injured salah at the end of the first half

[Kashinoda]

Come on guys go easy on them. They're struggling with injuries to key positions despite having such amazing squad depth.

I mean we started today with a guy who was our 4th choice CB in September and we've had a goalie released by West Ham on a free between the sticks for most of this campaign. Don't let that get in the way of the narrative though, it's not like they've spent billions either.

[kavah]

That last bit of that Gif just kills me when he's screaming at the sky.

 

ha ha

[rushyman]

Next time my Mrs moans about me eating both desserts after dinner she’s getting this gif

[Paul1611]

Also, City in 4th is underrated.

4th place in a 2 horse race.....

[Skeeve]

4th place in a 2 horse race.....

So when do they change their name from city to hotspurs then? 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

When you double your PB for the amount minutes you can last in the sack! 

Ha ha

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

Neville is an inbred slug to be fair.

No offence to slugs like

[Red Beret]

It reminded me of Michael Jackson doing Thriller

Crossed my mind also.

[kennedy81]

It's Basil Fawlty to a tee

Don't mention the var!

[kennedy81]

Don’t mention the VAR.

ah balls, I'm going to bed.

[Kashinoda]

Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/yBLdQ1a4-JI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/yBLdQ1a4-JI</a>

[ScouserAtHeart]

The City manager said: “Ask Mike Riley and the big bosses about that. Don’t ask me. Ask Mike Riley and his people. I’m here to talk about the game. Every time I’m being asked why one day it’s handball, the next day it’s not. Don’t ask me. Ask them. I know the way we were champions last two seasons, I’m so proud of that.

“I’m uncomfortable because it looks like Pep is complaining but congratulations to Liverpool, 3-1, could we have done differently on the second, third one – is it a penalty, isn’t it a penalty? I don’t know what with all these ifs, you don’t know what will happen in the future. Ask the big bosses.

“Tomorrow I go to the Uefa meeting and we discuss these things. What can I say? It’s not nice for this club. We have started to be in the elite in the last 10 years, not like Liverpool, you’ll never walk alone, who have been there 30 years, 40 years, 50 or 60 years. We are new to that. The organisation will help us to grow, these experiences will help. These games are part of life, sometimes for us and sometimes against. The referee and these kind of decisions, ask the big bosses, they know more than me.”

However, the City midfielder Ilkay Gündogan said: “I saw the incident again in the dressing room afterwards and for me, obviously, it’s a penalty, but if you ask a Liverpool player they would say: ‘You can give it but it’s maybe a 50-50 situation.’”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/nov/10/pep-guardiola-calls-on-referees-chief-for-explanation-on-handball

Even their manager admits they're small time

[demain]

Wonder what Guardiola's kids made of that result.

[Something Worse]

Wonder what Guardiola's kids made of that result.

Allegedly wearing yellow flowers in solidarity to school tomorrow.

[rushyman]

Wonder what Guardiola's kids made of that result.

He’s actually used his kids to call us lucky. New lows

Reminded me of old Brian Walden the political journalist who would say the most insulting shit to people in interviews but would qualify it with ‘this is not necessarily my opinion’ beforehand 

[Jm55]

Someone got a link to this gif?

[Something Worse]

Just hold your finger on it (or right click) and it'll let you save it or copy the link to it.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Anyone ventured over to that cesspit Blue Loon yet?, I'm sure it's a happy camp.