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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34680 on: November 10, 2019, 09:04:55 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




That's Fellaini dribbling or Moyes shouting at Rooney quality, absolutley gif-tacular...
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34681 on: November 10, 2019, 09:05:40 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34682 on: November 10, 2019, 09:05:46 pm »
Pep Guardiola, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Stu Brennan. Can you hear me Stu Brennan? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34683 on: November 10, 2019, 09:08:51 pm »


Mate, I haven't laughed so hard at a post on here, great choice of gif, well done, well done

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34684 on: November 10, 2019, 09:09:07 pm »
Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34685 on: November 10, 2019, 09:16:44 pm »
Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.
You could buy most championship clubs for the same price as that back 5 cost.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34686 on: November 10, 2019, 09:23:34 pm »
Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

It helps to discredit Liverpool's performance as effectively they have beaten a greatly weakened City side who have been ravaged by injury and haven't got a pot to piss in.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34687 on: November 10, 2019, 09:26:25 pm »
They’re 9 points behind us and they’ve played fuck all decent teams. I think we’re winning this with games to spare.

It’s either that or Leicester win the league and I walk away from football.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34688 on: November 10, 2019, 09:26:39 pm »
It helps to discredit Liverpool's performance as effectively they have beaten a greatly weakened City side who have been ravaged by injury and haven't got a pot to piss in.

This
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34689 on: November 10, 2019, 09:27:10 pm »
They lost four league games in the whole of last season.  This year they've already lost three.  A true champion who respects the fact they might have to scrap and fight for the right gets on with it.  This shower will be moaning about their injuries for the rest of the season and saying, "we go there full strength and we're winning that, what a load of shite".

I don't know why they are bothered if injuries to crucial players are a deciding factor then we must already have lost loads of games while missing our world-class keeper for the majority of the season so far? What's that, we actually went undefeated in the league with our backup keeper, surely that can't be possible. :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34690 on: November 10, 2019, 09:29:41 pm »
They’re 9 points behind us and they’ve played fuck all decent teams. I think we’re winning this with games to spare.

It’s either that or Leicester win the league and I walk away from football.

Said it a few months back players grow tired of Pep's nonsense after 3 years or so and he'll be throwing all sorts of excuses at results. There is at the moment a bang of Mourinho about him 
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34691 on: November 10, 2019, 09:30:43 pm »
They’re 9 points behind us and they’ve played fuck all decent teams. I think we’re winning this with games to spare.

It’s either that or Leicester win the league and I walk away from football.

Well they've played us. ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34692 on: November 10, 2019, 09:32:43 pm »
Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

Neville said in midweek that he never wants Liverpool to win or even score a goal. He must be struggling at the moment.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34693 on: November 10, 2019, 09:36:13 pm »
Rodri is utter garbage, another dud to add to many more duds bought by Txiki Begiristain.

I bet he looked amazing AF playing as one of the 3 DM's at Atletico that Simeone likes his midfield to set up.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34694 on: November 10, 2019, 09:37:07 pm »
Well they've played us. ;D

Yeah I mean, apart from playing the best team in the world ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34695 on: November 10, 2019, 09:39:24 pm »
Celtic and even fucking Rangers are bigger clubs than those shit houses. 3-1. Get that into you fraudulent manc c*nts. :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34696 on: November 10, 2019, 09:44:18 pm »
If you're human rights abusers clap your hands.

Normally I would switch off the Sky analysis but watching that Mekon-headed thundercunt Kompany whinge like a brat was wonderful. Poor Martin Tyler must be devastated.  :-[

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34697 on: November 10, 2019, 09:52:27 pm »
Unlucky City.  Infact naw you weren't, we were just too good, and stop crying about injuries, you had a 60 million full back on the bench and a player who is better than any other player Guardiola has worked with, apparently

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34698 on: November 10, 2019, 09:55:01 pm »
Guardiola is not at all good at utilising his subs.  It would have been an incredible comeback but at 3-1 we had a brief wobble.  Why didn't he get Mahrez and Foden on and really go for it?  Losing 3-1 and only using one sub...

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34699 on: November 10, 2019, 10:02:21 pm »
We need to address the elephant in the room, the baldy drug cheat had a pair of work kecks on made of velvet. Fuckin velvet.  😀 you’re on about 50 million quid a year you fuckin Meff, go out and spend some money on proper clothes you fuckin Primani wearing trampsarse.  Also what goes around comes around Kompany you biased bitter and twisted mushroom cloud headed ugly c*nt.  Finally the gif of the baldy drug cheat putting two fingers up to the sky is fuckin quality.  Best I’ve ever seen on here.  Brilliant.  😀

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34700 on: November 10, 2019, 10:06:23 pm »
We need to address the elephant in the room, the baldy drug cheat had a pair of work kecks on made of velvet. Fuckin velvet.  😀 you’re on about 50 million quid a year you fuckin Meff, go out and spend some money on proper clothes you fuckin Primani wearing trampsarse.  Also what goes around comes around Kompany you biased bitter and twisted mushroom cloud headed ugly c*nt.  Finally the gif of the baldy drug cheat putting two fingers up to the sky is fuckin quality.  Best I’ve ever seen on here.  Brilliant.  😀

This gif?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34701 on: November 10, 2019, 10:07:26 pm »
Guardiola is not at all good at utilising his subs.  It would have been an incredible comeback but at 3-1 we had a brief wobble.  Why didn't he get Mahrez and Foden on and really go for it?  Losing 3-1 and only using one sub...
We were running rampant inside his head. He was overthinking again. Prolly thought they had a good spell.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34702 on: November 10, 2019, 10:11:12 pm »
Kompany is one bitter twat. This team took 97 points and became Champions of Europe last season, 2 pts dropped this season - they have the mentality to win this ya fuckhead
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34703 on: November 10, 2019, 10:11:49 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




This will go down as the moment Pep broke.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34704 on: November 10, 2019, 10:11:57 pm »
Guardiola is not at all good at utilising his subs.  It would have been an incredible comeback but at 3-1 we had a brief wobble.  Why didn't he get Mahrez and Foden on and really go for it?  Losing 3-1 and only using one sub...

We would have drew that game 3-3 or even won it if the roles were reversed.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34705 on: November 10, 2019, 10:12:45 pm »
Yeah I mean, apart from playing the best team in the world ;D

 ;D ;D ;D  :thumbup
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34706 on: November 10, 2019, 10:13:31 pm »
That last bit of that Gif just kills me when he's screaming at the sky.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34707 on: November 10, 2019, 10:13:58 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34708 on: November 10, 2019, 10:14:54 pm »
Twice, twice, TWICE, TWIIIIIIIICE

Mad how a week ago the bloke in the VAR room redrew the lines multiple times until Firmino was a millimeter offside and now we're back to the big conspiracy against city again. Their fanbase is absolutely mental. All the success they've had after years of being shit and they're still somehow the most miserable, conspiracy theory believing bunch of victims you could ever wish to come across. What the fuck is wrong with them? 

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34709 on: November 10, 2019, 10:15:30 pm »
Peasant victim mentality again, from that shower again I hear.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34710 on: November 10, 2019, 10:16:30 pm »
That last bit of that Gif just kills me when he's screaming at the sky.

 :lmao

It's almost Downfall level of Hitlerian rant, just missing a bit of spittle.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34711 on: November 10, 2019, 10:18:18 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




this is the gif that keeps on giving, That bit towards the end where he looks up and then turns his back :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34712 on: November 10, 2019, 10:21:03 pm »
this is the gif that keeps on giving, That bit towards the end where he looks up and then turns his back :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34713 on: November 10, 2019, 10:22:21 pm »
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34714 on: November 10, 2019, 10:25:50 pm »
"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34715 on: November 10, 2019, 10:26:36 pm »
this is the gif that keeps on giving, That bit towards the end where he looks up and then turns his back :lmao

Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34716 on: November 10, 2019, 10:26:41 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34717 on: November 10, 2019, 10:29:21 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34719 on: November 10, 2019, 10:32:09 pm »
It helps to discredit Liverpool's performance as effectively they have beaten a greatly weakened City side who have been ravaged by injury and haven't got a pot to piss in.

To be fair to Neville (wow, never thought I’d say that) but he also slated Guardiola during the game for spending £100 million on defenders and then not selecting them and that Guardiola has no where to hide when it comes to his defence.

And maybe that is Guardiolas weakness. He’s never had to build a defence, and it’s not unheard of for managers being able to build great attacking teams but at the same time hopeless at building a defence, Rogers and Keegan are two that come to mind easily.
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