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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34960 on: November 11, 2019, 11:15:13 pm »
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Raheem Sterling dropped by England for game with Montenegro after angrily confronting Liverpool's Joe Gomez at St George's Park today.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34961 on: November 11, 2019, 11:19:11 pm »
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Raheem Sterling dropped by England for game with Montenegro after angrily confronting Liverpool's Joe Gomez at St George's Park today.

Aww, poor little lamb. Looks like he can't cope with our superiority.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34962 on: November 11, 2019, 11:19:57 pm »
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Raheem Sterling dropped by England for game with Montenegro after angrily confronting Liverpool's Joe Gomez at St George's Park today.
He’s lucky he wasn’t dropped by Joe Gomez, the little prick

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34963 on: November 11, 2019, 11:21:35 pm »
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Raheem Sterling dropped by England for game with Montenegro after angrily confronting Liverpool's Joe Gomez at St George's Park today.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34964 on: November 11, 2019, 11:22:27 pm »
Living in his head 😀

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34965 on: November 11, 2019, 11:23:48 pm »
Fucking hell, what a little prick he is :lmao
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34966 on: November 11, 2019, 11:24:40 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34967 on: November 11, 2019, 11:25:46 pm »
Where's that Bobby cheeky grin photo when you need it
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34968 on: November 11, 2019, 11:27:57 pm »
The rattled snake.

That’s hilarious, as is the Twitter reaction. :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34969 on: November 11, 2019, 11:28:08 pm »
Where's that Bobby cheeky grin photo when you need it


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34970 on: November 11, 2019, 11:28:41 pm »
Is there anywhere that posts info on when Sterling’s last drug test was?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34971 on: November 11, 2019, 11:30:35 pm »
This surely can’t be true

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34972 on: November 11, 2019, 11:32:01 pm »
This surely can’t be true

God please let it be

Confirmed by a couple of papers.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34973 on: November 11, 2019, 11:32:10 pm »
so much so it deserves it's own gif


is this how many times joe gomez has pissed off sterling recently?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34974 on: November 11, 2019, 11:32:55 pm »
Confirmed by a couple of papers.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34975 on: November 11, 2019, 11:33:18 pm »
It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34976 on: November 11, 2019, 11:34:08 pm »
It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.

Where have you got that info from?

Southgate has confirmed that Sterling has been dropped.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34977 on: November 11, 2019, 11:34:34 pm »
It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34978 on: November 11, 2019, 11:34:55 pm »
Sterling and Gomez clashed at the end of Liverpool’s victory over Manchester City, but had appeared to make peace by later embracing.

But Gomez was astonished when Sterling arrived at St George’s Park to meet up for England duty and immediately laid into him again and, according to witnesses, allegedly attempted to provoke a physical confrontation.

It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/11/11/raheem-sterling-dropped-montenegro-match-confronting-liverpools/

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34979 on: November 11, 2019, 11:35:44 pm »
Where have you got that info from?

Southgate has confirmed that Sterling has been dropped.

Telegraph

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34980 on: November 11, 2019, 11:35:58 pm »
Haha it honestly couldn’t be any funnier if that was written by our own PR team. :D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34981 on: November 11, 2019, 11:36:53 pm »
Had Sterling been drinking from Bernardo Silva’s water bottle yesterday?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34982 on: November 11, 2019, 11:37:16 pm »
Haha it honestly couldn’t be any funnier if that was written by our own PR team. :D
would love it if gomez simply said ‘Steady’ to him.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34983 on: November 11, 2019, 11:39:01 pm »
A disturbance in a private team area- official FA statement just on BBC sport.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34984 on: November 11, 2019, 11:41:10 pm »
Had Sterling been drinking from Bernardo Silva’s water bottle yesterday?

Roid rage all around it would appear.

In all seriousness, this is funny as fuck. They're cracking up, clearly can't handle it when someone challenges their authority.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34985 on: November 11, 2019, 11:41:56 pm »
Sterling and Gomez clashed at the end of Liverpool’s victory over Manchester City, but had appeared to make peace by later embracing.

But Gomez was astonished when Sterling arrived at St George’s Park to meet up for England duty and immediately laid into him again and, according to witnesses, allegedly attempted to provoke a physical confrontation.

It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/11/11/raheem-sterling-dropped-montenegro-match-confronting-liverpools/

:lmao

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Thats bonkers!

He's spent 24 hours absolutely stewing after that game, to go to England's training camp with confronting a national teammate in mind.

He take petulance to a new level. He's a spoilt little baby who can't control his temper when things don't go his way. 

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34986 on: November 11, 2019, 11:45:40 pm »
It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.
So Gomez did exactly what Henderson did to the little shit in the game when he went for him then thought better of it. Just shrugged him off and gestured to the ref, what the fuck?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34987 on: November 11, 2019, 11:45:41 pm »
Hilarious. We know how much he's struggled against us. He's now made himself a target for all other fans, especially with their toughest run of games. Anyway looking forward to peps press conference where he can talk about him self losing it, them cheating FFP, Silva being a racist or now sterling being a precious bitch

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34988 on: November 11, 2019, 11:46:29 pm »
His own daughter probably pissed him off when he got home singing Mo Salah's song haha :D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34989 on: November 11, 2019, 11:47:05 pm »
Sterling and Gomez clashed at the end of Liverpool’s victory over Manchester City, but had appeared to make peace by later embracing.

But Gomez was astonished when Sterling arrived at St George’s Park to meet up for England duty and immediately laid into him again and, according to witnesses, allegedly attempted to provoke a physical confrontation.

It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/11/11/raheem-sterling-dropped-montenegro-match-confronting-liverpools/

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34990 on: November 11, 2019, 11:47:12 pm »
:o

Thats bonkers!

He's spent 24 hours absolutely stewing after that game, to go to England's training camp with confronting a national teammate in mind.

He take petulance to a new level. He's a spoilt little baby who can't control his temper when things don't go his way.

Gomez is younger than Sterling, I can't get it into my head the way he has behaved here.  ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34991 on: November 11, 2019, 11:49:32 pm »
Guardiola will be pleased mind, one of his stars gets a day off!

Still funny though.

Hopefully Joe doesn't get any stick from the wankish element of England's fans.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34992 on: November 11, 2019, 11:50:28 pm »
Gomez picked up Sterling and Southgate dropped him.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34993 on: November 11, 2019, 11:53:01 pm »
:o

Thats bonkers!

He's spent 24 hours absolutely stewing after that game, to go to England's training camp with confronting a national teammate in mind.

He take petulance to a new level. He's a spoilt little baby who can't control his temper when things don't go his way.
He sums their entire club and fanbase up in a nutshell. His head has completely gone. They are all stewing in their own bitterness and it's eating them alive. Surely the most obnoxious and classless 'champions' this country has ever had. Their behaviour becomes more messed up and bizarre by the week.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34994 on: November 11, 2019, 11:53:12 pm »
Guardiola will be pleased mind, one of his stars gets a day off!

Still funny though.

Hopefully Joe doesn't get any stick from the wankish element of England's fans.

He already is on twitter, the story is blowing in all directions now. But that is social media for you.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34995 on: November 11, 2019, 11:54:28 pm »
Guardiola will be pleased mind, one of his stars gets a day off!

Still funny though.

Hopefully Joe doesn't get any stick from the wankish element of England's fans.

United, City and Everton fans will somehow make this Joe's fault, we already know this.

The obvious fact is that if Joe was provocative in any way, Southgate would've sent him home too. But he didn't, so we can only assume Joe's behaviour was spot on.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34996 on: November 11, 2019, 11:55:20 pm »
United, City and Everton fans will somehow make this Joe's fault, we already know this.

The obvious fact is that if Joe was provocative in any way, Southgate would've sent him home too. But he didn't, so we can only assume Joe's behaviour was spot on.

It says in all the reports that he behaved admirably in the circumstances.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34997 on: November 11, 2019, 11:55:25 pm »
Sterling and Gomez clashed at the end of Liverpool’s victory over Manchester City, but had appeared to make peace by later embracing.

But Gomez was astonished when Sterling arrived at St George’s Park to meet up for England duty and immediately laid into him again and, according to witnesses, allegedly attempted to provoke a physical confrontation.

It is believed Sterling aimed jibes at Gomez, asking if he still thought he was the “big man” and got into the 22-year-old’s face looking for a reaction.

Some of those present were impressed with the way Gomez handled the situation by refusing to be goaded into retaliating physically and instead taking a step back.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/11/11/raheem-sterling-dropped-montenegro-match-confronting-liverpools/

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Sterling in being a complete prick shocker.

Amazed so many people fall for the bullshit with him, a fantastic player but a complete prick of a person.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34998 on: November 11, 2019, 11:56:14 pm »
Once a prick, always a prick.

Our fans conned by his relentless PR machine over the last year or two should be thoroughly embarrassed

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34999 on: November 11, 2019, 11:56:57 pm »
Sterling in being a complete prick shocker.

Amazed so many people fall for the bullshit with him. Fantastic player and fair play to him for the work he’s done in speaking out against racism, but a complete prick of a person

Except when it's his team-mate doing the racism...then it's fine.