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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3440 on: September 18, 2021, 10:15:36 pm »
Mo ripped his shirt off to reveal we don't even have funds to buy him a vest.

Pathetic treatment of our star player. No wonder he aint signed a new contract yet.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3441 on: September 19, 2021, 09:07:12 am »
No Trent or Robertson. And we didn't miss them.
Should have flogged them in the summer. Edwards out.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3442 on: September 19, 2021, 06:40:52 pm »
Can't hold top place for one weekend, one weekend! Shite! Even the alphabet is against us...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3443 on: September 19, 2021, 07:25:32 pm »
WELL....City fans have said AC Milan are irrelevant in Europe and we struggled to beat them, so what does that make us???...Shite obviously.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3444 on: September 29, 2021, 12:43:27 am »
We are shite in both, England and Europe... A point off sixth place in the league, a point off Everton of all teams... And in Europe we are on par with Sheriff Tiraspol for club points... These are our benchmarks nowadays, shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3445 on: September 29, 2021, 01:30:24 am »
No Clean Sheet for 2 consecutive games. Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3446 on: September 29, 2021, 09:06:25 am »
The players only want to play if theres fans in the ground, look at last year and now. Theyve made us wait a year for number 20, shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3447 on: September 29, 2021, 11:41:10 am »
Five goals but not a single hattrick and no goal for Jota. Worried about his goalscoring, it's going to cost us big especially with Mane, Firmino and Salah only managing 1 or 2 goals each per game.

Alisson could also do with a rest, conceding 4 goals in 2 games that were all 100% his fault. Klopp's deluded to think Kelleher wouldn't have done better. Maybe even Adrian. Christ, even Mignolet would've kept a clean sheet last night. People are criticising Porto's keeper but if Alisson was in goal for them we'd be making that 8-0 against Beşiktaş look like a tight game.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3448 on: October 16, 2021, 06:13:55 pm »
So shite that people have been lost for words since the last time we scored 5.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3449 on: October 16, 2021, 08:15:26 pm »
Everyone saying we should give Mo a wage increase, terrified of him leaving on a free. I say let him run out his contract. We need players who can score lots of different kinds of goals- at the moment Mo is just scoring the same goal over and over again- he's so uncreative and predictable.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3450 on: October 18, 2021, 07:17:40 pm »
Should have scored eight but only scored five.

Shite! 😩
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3451 on: October 19, 2021, 11:11:35 pm »
Terrible defending. Shame that we won.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3452 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:29 pm »
Didn't even try scoring one more so we can see the six times celebration. Disgraceful.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3453 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:48 pm »
if the game was played only in the 2nd half we only won 1-1

oh. that ronaldo was never offside. if ronaldo scores that then surely they would have won the game

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3454 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:26 pm »
Only 5 against that shite?

Never mind sacking Ole, sack Klopp.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3455 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:52 pm »
Not a great team are we? Fab was a huge loss and Konaté hasn't played at all. Gomez would probably have been the much better option. No Mane was just... strange. I'd have taken a draw before the game if it was offered.

Squad is just not strong enough to compete with City and Chelsea.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3456 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:54 pm »
Keita
Salah
Diego
Klopp
Shite

Coincidence?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3457 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:22 pm »
Firmino needs dropping. Hat trick last week but not a single goal today.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3458 on: October 24, 2021, 06:40:17 pm »
Hmmmph.

That'll do I suppose.

But 11 against 10 and not to score?  Shite really.  Should have been at least 9-0.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3459 on: October 24, 2021, 06:42:20 pm »
Even Mo says we should have done more.

Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3460 on: October 24, 2021, 07:07:32 pm »
Could have won 1 or 2-0 and kept Ole in a job, but they had to ruin everything.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3461 on: October 24, 2021, 07:09:12 pm »
We haven't scored for an hour. Sell them all.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3462 on: October 24, 2021, 07:18:10 pm »
Could have won 1 or 2-0 and kept Ole in a job, but they had to ruin everything.

Yes, and this.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3463 on: October 25, 2021, 08:50:56 am »
A team of preening, dirtbag mercenaries run by a sour-faced goblin with the tactical nous of a wet paper bag play us, and in a half where they have a man sent off and a goal disallowed, we only manage to put one past them?

Laughable club this. And the away fans dancing like it was some kind of victory.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3464 on: October 25, 2021, 07:40:55 pm »
30 minutes against 10 men and couldn't score. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3465 on: October 26, 2021, 12:57:57 am »
Players on the beach after 50 minutes. Honestly, the lack of professionalism on show on Sunday saddened me. Klopp needs to sort it or go.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3466 on: October 26, 2021, 06:01:34 pm »
That kind of second half complacency and lack of urgency makes me want to bite off my own testicles.

We were like Arsenal.

Klopp needs a plan B or something. Fucking amateur German bastard is stealing a wage here.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3467 on: October 27, 2021, 10:50:14 pm »
Failed to score 3+ goals away from home for the first time this season, to a CHAMPIONSHIP CLUB.

That’s what Klopp gets for dropping Alisson for Adrian.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3468 on: October 27, 2021, 10:56:56 pm »
Used to have Wilson, Callaghan and MacDonald; now all we've got is Blair. Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3469 on: November 3, 2021, 09:58:58 pm »
We made 1/3 of the games in the most prestigious footie tournament in the World completely irrelevant to us. Only a shite team can do that!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3470 on: November 3, 2021, 10:10:22 pm »
Can’t score to save our lives against ten men

SHITE
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3471 on: November 4, 2021, 12:28:22 am »
We scored 3 times when we played Atletico away, yet only 2 when we played them at home. Pathetic.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3472 on: November 4, 2021, 03:28:27 am »
Salah, Mane, Firmino, Jota, Suarez, Torres and Dalglish all there tonight and we still can't score against ten men. Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3473 on: November 4, 2021, 04:48:27 am »
Can’t score to save our lives against ten men

SHITE
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3474 on: November 4, 2021, 06:52:04 am »
Hear loads of our fan base talking about qualification being done now- after just 4 games! How arrogant is that?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3475 on: November 27, 2021, 05:03:36 pm »
both our top scorers couldn't score tonight against mid table opposition. how do you expect them to score vs the top 4

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3476 on: November 27, 2021, 05:14:55 pm »
We're just a retirement home for ex-Southampton players. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3477 on: November 27, 2021, 05:17:26 pm »
We kept a clean sheet, scored 4 but our keeper had to make 1 good and 3 routine saves. Fucking shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3478 on: January 10, 2022, 02:35:33 am »
Even the many positives we had were false. Shite club!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3479 on: January 20, 2022, 09:43:11 pm »
Amidst a Covid pandemic, many injuries, three top players at AFCON including the league leading scorer, the Club adds yet another game to an already overloaded schedule... Shite! FSG out!
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