Uhhhhhhh cream. Im ready hun.
This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.
Uhhhhhhh cream.
Ddpolenz getting one in the eye from RAWK
Yea mate just put your sky box on top of the fridge, put an egg in the microwave then wave your satalite dish around on the roof worked for me lad.
Are you upset because you've been applied it and now your all hot and bothered?
You love the attention, admit it.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
One of the threads of the year, without a doubt.
Was it worth it?
Is it true that if you cream yourself in the shower it can block the sink? Cheers
Bloody show off. Standing in the shower and ejaculating into the sink. It's onanism, not the bloody Harlem Globe Trotters.
If Harry can get Spurs to the CL 1/4 final then he could get England to the World Cup final.
Pyro is IN
This thread needs a bump. Comedy gold.
Or could be this guy:
How the fuck did I miss this thread the first time around?
Has Dopey Lenz been banned?
Yep, I seem to recall they were a previous banned poster (una cerveza por for???) in a new persona.
You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.But i did not reveal my little retin a secretWhen I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my faceSo guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.