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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16640 on: August 11, 2023, 09:24:03 pm »
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16641 on: August 11, 2023, 09:32:06 pm »
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16642 on: August 12, 2023, 02:14:08 am »
Hat-trick on his first game over there. He might actually score if you give him the ball every time over there  :lmao

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16643 on: August 12, 2023, 03:22:58 am »
Saw the headline, didn't click.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16644 on: August 12, 2023, 06:47:50 am »
Hat-trick on his first game over there. He might actually score if you give him the ball every time over there  :lmao
Would they allow his celebrations, pointing to the sky and thanking Jesus?
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16645 on: August 12, 2023, 09:41:16 am »
Reckon he gets bored and asks to leave after a season. Sounds way too easy a league for his calibre. The man's a walking cheat code when it comes to footie. 🙃
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16646 on: August 12, 2023, 09:55:06 am »
Would they allow his celebrations, pointing to the sky and thanking Jesus?
I've been wondering the same. Some players also like the "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" routine (copyright Robbie Coltrane) before stepping on the pitch. I guess they just have to keep themselves under firm control. Presumably the threat of losing your head and the obscene amounts of money on offer help  :(

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16647 on: August 12, 2023, 12:13:31 pm »
I wonder if as a sportswashing project they turn a blind eye to such things?
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16648 on: August 12, 2023, 12:36:26 pm »
Saw the headline, didn't click.

Same. Would like to feel pleased for him but canít. And donít want to engage with that league at all.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16649 on: August 12, 2023, 12:39:23 pm »
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16650 on: August 12, 2023, 02:15:48 pm »
Shouldn't have gone there. Don't give a fuck about what happens over there. Regret him ever being associated with the club, taking the sportwashing homophobic misogynistic murderous blood money.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16651 on: August 13, 2023, 03:48:35 am »
Apparently Firmino got a warning not to do a celebration like this again.

 :lmao you guys are crazy , players been doing the sign of the cross celebration for a long time especially Ighalo who will do it like ten times in one game. Anyhow just watched the extended highlights and always to a joy to watch Firmino play and the atmosphere was insane it seems.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16652 on: August 13, 2023, 07:45:21 am »
Shouldn't have gone there. Don't give a fuck about what happens over there. Regret him ever being associated with the club, taking the sportwashing homophobic misogynistic murderous blood money.

You must feel the same about Gerrard as well.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16653 on: August 17, 2023, 11:38:46 am »

Already injured.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16654 on: August 17, 2023, 11:48:08 am »
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16655 on: August 17, 2023, 11:54:15 am »
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Sad, isn't it?

More sad that some people are actually watching it. Or attempting to excuse it.

Or even support players going there to be poster boys for the sportswashing project of a vicious, human rights abusing, oppressive and murderous regime (with dismemberments, torture, forced confessions).
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16656 on: August 17, 2023, 12:04:01 pm »
Allah works in mysterious ways

We really did the right thing by not trying to keep him, his body can't keep up anymore




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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16657 on: August 17, 2023, 12:12:27 pm »
If he can break in that league, then Bobby really is screwed.

Hope his new club enjoy paying him half a million a week to sit in the treatment room.  :wave
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16658 on: August 17, 2023, 12:12:58 pm »
You must feel the same about Gerrard as well.

I certainly do. Gerrard is a grade A cnut.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16659 on: August 17, 2023, 12:15:45 pm »
You must feel the same about Gerrard as well.

Maybe even more so given the Saudi sportswashing club's use of iconic Liverpool imagery and history... in an attempt to promote themselves and / or link themselves to us?






Henderson's 'signing announcement' video too with iconic Liverpool imagery - from the official Al-Ettifaq FC twitter...

https://twitter.com/ettifaq/status/1684523633358544896 (1 minute video)

^ They also purposely greyed out & edited over the rainbow armband pictures of Henderson around 16 seconds into the video - https://streamable.com/y52xox :lmao :lmao :lmao





and this previously from their official social media when Gerrard signed for them as manager...





Their official 'announcement video' for Gerrard's signing doesn't sit well either:-

www.facebook.com/hashtag/%D8%AC%D9%8A%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%AF_%D8%A7%D8%AA%D9%81%D8%A7%D9%82%D9%8A

^ Obviously trading on the name of Liverpool.



and the recent 'let's link and talk about big name Liverpool players to give us free PR'...



^ despite seemingly taking their time to come up with the funds to buy Henderson for £12m or so...

(after mistakenly thinking a Liverpool captain, with 2 years on his contract, would somehow be available for a free transfer to them).



Maybe?



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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16660 on: August 17, 2023, 12:19:56 pm »
Sad, isn't it?

More sad that some people are actually watching it. Or attempting to excuse it.

Or even support players going there to be poster boys for the sportswashing project of a vicious, human rights abusing, oppressive and murderous regime (with dismemberments, torture, forced confessions).

Yup, very sad indeed.

Can't say i've given them any thought since they left, other than seeing the occasional thread bumped here on RAWK.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16661 on: August 17, 2023, 01:11:26 pm »
Already injured.

Oh dear, what a pity.

At least he will now have time to explore the vibrant culture of his new home country.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16662 on: August 17, 2023, 03:51:18 pm »
Oh dear, what a pity.

At least he will now have time to explore the vibrant culture of his new home country.
Will he be able to take his wife and kids to a public stoning or an execution that involves some poor bastard getting his/her head hacked off?
Maybe even watch a load of jackals throw some poor soul to their death from a tall building,
for the "crime" of being gay. 

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16663 on: August 17, 2023, 05:02:52 pm »
Will he be able to take his wife and kids to a public stoning or an execution that involves some poor bastard getting his/her head hacked off?
Maybe even watch a load of jackals throw some poor soul to their death from a tall building,
for the "crime" of being gay.

Stop being racist, what other societies see as acceptable good family entertainment is none of our business.


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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16664 on: August 17, 2023, 06:09:59 pm »
Will he be able to take his wife and kids to a public stoning or an execution that involves some poor bastard getting his/her head hacked off?
Maybe even watch a load of jackals throw some poor soul to their death from a tall building,
for the "crime" of being gay.
Oh come on, Terrence. At least try to be a bit more tolerant of other cultures.


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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16665 on: August 18, 2023, 06:00:34 pm »
Already injured.

Ah bless

Oh dear, what a pity.

At least he will now have time to explore the vibrant culture of his new home country.

I've heard Bahrain is nice this time of year ;)
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16666 on: August 18, 2023, 06:46:49 pm »
I've heard Bahrain is nice this time of year ;)

They've got even BIGGER shopping malls.....

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16667 on: August 18, 2023, 06:48:34 pm »
They've got even BIGGER shopping malls.....


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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16668 on: August 20, 2023, 02:03:36 pm »
You must feel the same about Gerrard as well.

I do. Moreso. He's a fucking c*nt.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16669 on: August 20, 2023, 10:13:25 pm »
I've heard Bahrain is nice this time of year ;)

Just seen his wife's posted pics of their kids in British International School of Jeddah uniforms so tbf at least they're actually living there by the looks of it. 

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16671 on: November 9, 2023, 12:05:20 pm »
That's really interesting about Mo and Sadio.  There was always a lot of talk about it but it was generally met with 'lol body language experts' by posters here.  Turns out it wasn't just talk.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16672 on: November 9, 2023, 12:13:21 pm »
That's really interesting about Mo and Sadio.  There was always a lot of talk about it but it was generally met with 'lol body language experts' by posters here.  Turns out it wasn't just talk.

There will still be posters on here that will say that, or "he's just sensationalizing it to sell his book" etc.

They won't at any stage think, you know, actually let's listen to what he is saying.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16673 on: November 9, 2023, 12:14:50 pm »
Crazy to think two men out of a 25 man squad might not have been best of friends, incredible story.

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« Reply #16674 on: November 9, 2023, 12:46:20 pm »
Crazy to think two men out of a 25 man squad might not have been best of friends, incredible story.

And yet they managed how many goals between them whilst winning every trophy except the Europa?

And Tommy Smith and Emlyn Hughes didnít get on either. I think they won every trophy they entered into, except the Cup Winners Cup.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16675 on: November 9, 2023, 12:58:53 pm »
And yet they managed how many goals between them whilst winning every trophy except the Europa?

And Tommy Smith and Emlyn Hughes didnít get on either. I think they won every trophy they entered into, except the Cup Winners Cup.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16676 on: November 9, 2023, 01:04:24 pm »
So the guy who took half a million a week in blood money, then almost immediately managed to get himself injured playing pub level football, releases book containing "revelations" to try and stay relevant and earn himself even MORE money?

Well footballers do tend to release autobiographies when they retire, and I guess he IS retired now.

Can't even be arsed with the man anymore.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16677 on: November 9, 2023, 02:10:33 pm »
I never quite get why so many people get arsey about footballers opening up like this. Simon Hughes making out that they were treated harshly. They had a good career here, everything ends eventually. It's weird how they assume that everything was exactly how Bobby claims. It's just one person's view, that's all.
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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16678 on: November 9, 2023, 02:15:22 pm »
Phil Neal and Kenny...

Wasnít that when Neal was overlooked for the managerís job?

Anyway more grist to the mill of dissent.

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Re: Roberto Firmino
« Reply #16679 on: November 9, 2023, 02:21:36 pm »
Sky have already done a piece on this where it sounds like they've taken it entirely out of context.

Bringing up the Burnley game where they had that argument, which wasn't even really an argument, even though it was over 4 years ago now. The last time they played together was 18 months ago. I know they need to fill space but just really weird stuff.
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