Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 194641 times)

Something Worse · « **Reply #1720 on:** October 17, 2020, 07:43:41 pm »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on October 17, 2020, 07:40:52 pm

I disagree, he definitely votes UKIP the fucking brain dead little twat

He's from Sunderland and plays for Everton, it's almost guaranteed.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #1721 on:** October 17, 2020, 07:49:41 pm »

c*nt

EDIT: c*nt

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #1722 on:** October 17, 2020, 08:26:39 pm »

Absolute c*nt. Hope he gets his comeuppance.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1723 on:** October 17, 2020, 08:59:07 pm »

Been working so not seen it, but the pictures look bad enough. VAR official needs fucking battering for this.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #1724 on:** October 17, 2020, 09:04:41 pm »

Quote from: rob19:6 "And yeah doth the Lord liketh trucking." on October 17, 2020, 08:59:07 pm

Been working so not seen it, but the pictures look bad enough. VAR official needs fucking battering for this.

c*nt of a decision, basically a scissor tackle then twisted at the end to make it worse, VAR looked at it but cos Virgil's ineligible to score elbow was offside they took no further action

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #1725 on:** October 17, 2020, 09:05:41 pm »

Quote from: rob19:6 "And yeah doth the Lord liketh trucking." on October 17, 2020, 08:59:07 pm

Been working so not seen it, but the pictures look bad enough. VAR official needs fucking battering for this.

You do know the referees are run by Mike Riley? Corrupt c*nt.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1726 on:** October 17, 2020, 09:23:51 pm »

Quote from: FiSh77 on October 17, 2020, 09:04:41 pm

c*nt of a decision, basically a scissor tackle then twisted at the end to make it worse, VAR looked at it but cos Virgil's ineligible to score elbow was offside they took no further action

Fucking disgrace. A player can be sent off after the final whistle, so it being offside make not a jot of difference. Didn't Son get a red at the Pit for something that happened after the whistle.

BoRed · « **Reply #1727 on:** October 17, 2020, 09:27:04 pm »

Quote from: rob19:6 "And yeah doth the Lord liketh trucking." on October 17, 2020, 09:23:51 pm

Fucking disgrace. A player can be sent off after the final whistle, so it being offside make not a jot of difference. Didn't Son get a red at the Pit for something that happened after the whistle.

Richarlison was sent off for something that happened after the whistle in the same bloody game.

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #1728 on:** October 17, 2020, 09:52:06 pm »

So if your offside I can kick the fuck out of you with no accountability? Whole new ball game I think.

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #1729 on:** October 17, 2020, 10:01:34 pm »

The best punishment for Everton would be to make this talentless gimp play every game.

Guz-kop · « **Reply #1730 on:** October 17, 2020, 10:06:46 pm »

Quote from: MrGrumpy on October 17, 2020, 10:01:34 pm

The best punishment for Everton would be to make this talentless gimp play every game.

Funny how much commentators refuse to say he's shit. Keown claiming his form this season is because he hasn't had to do anything at the beginning. He's a classic "one for the cameras" shot stopper who has nothing else to his game and frequently. Makes mistakes. The other English keepers must wonder what they have to do to get a look into the national team

Circa1892 · « **Reply #1731 on:** October 17, 2020, 10:16:38 pm »

Notice this thick little short armed c*nt hasn’t apologised.

Few Spurs fans on Twitter saying he did this to Alli a few years ago?!

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1732 on:** February 5, 2021, 02:17:25 am »

I guess this is how he injured himself? Jumping in the mud for a shot he had no hope of saving? Looks like a nasty fall for the little gobshite.

https://streamwo.com/19a535bc

Slippers · « **Reply #1733 on:** February 5, 2021, 08:15:46 am »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on February 5, 2021, 02:17:25 am

I guess this is how he injured himself? Jumping in the mud for a shot he had no hope of saving? Looks like a nasty fall for the little gobshite.

https://streamwo.com/19a535bc

Oh dear,what a pity.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #1734 on:** February 5, 2021, 09:36:37 am »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on February 5, 2021, 02:17:25 am

I guess this is how he injured himself? Jumping in the mud for a shot he had no hope of saving? Looks like a nasty fall for the little gobshite.

https://streamwo.com/19a535bc

As Bosnich has said in the past, one of his flaws is that he dives backwards all time.

lobsterboy · « **Reply #1735 on:** February 5, 2021, 10:14:12 am »

The title looks gone for us now so surely its worth the 3 match suspension for one of ours to proper clatter the jittery little thug and end his season in the derby? If not him, then do the other one Richarlison.
I don't normally advocate violence but its about time that lot had a taste of their own medicine.
We've been too soft with them since Stevie retired.

mikeb58 · « **Reply #1736 on:** February 5, 2021, 12:16:16 pm »

The Pickford Strut

Do the 'Pickford Strut', give it a go.
One shoulder up, the other one low.
Then give them an alternate shrug.
Swagger about, all cocky and smug.

An arrogant pose, stiff and upright.
Big yourself up, to your full height!
It shows you don't lack self esteem.
For the cameras, a chance to preen!

So full of pride, puff your chest out.
In your six yard box march about!
Add some self taking gibberish too.
The Pickford Strut, that what's to do!

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #1737 on:** February 5, 2021, 01:46:27 pm »

Quote from: lobsterboy on February 5, 2021, 10:14:12 am

The title looks gone for us now so surely its worth the 3 match suspension for one of ours to proper clatter the jittery little thug and end his season in the derby? If not him, then do the other one Richarlison.
I don't normally advocate violence but its about time that lot had a taste of their own medicine.
We've been too soft with them since Stevie retired.

Come on mate, there's being physical and aggressive within the laws, and there's being a right piece of shit going out there to injure people, regardless of what's gone on in the past. It's a game of football, as much as we all care about it.

We'd be no better than them if we went and did that.

Lone Star Red · « **Reply #1738 on:** February 5, 2021, 02:24:55 pm »

Quote from: lobsterboy on February 5, 2021, 10:14:12 am

The title looks gone for us now so surely its worth the 3 match suspension for one of ours to proper clatter the jittery little thug and end his season in the derby? If not him, then do the other one Richarlison.
I don't normally advocate violence but its about time that lot had a taste of their own medicine.
We've been too soft with them since Stevie retired.

This ain't it, chief.

rushyman · « **Reply #1739 on:** February 5, 2021, 06:28:34 pm »

Quote from: Lone Star Red on February 5, 2021, 02:24:55 pm

This ain't it, chief.

I’ve come so close to writing something out many times worse than this about Pickford

Things that would probably get me kicked off here after 16 years

Horrible little c*nt. I pray to every god old and new his career ends ASAP

rob1966 · « **Reply #1740 on:** February 5, 2021, 07:02:00 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on February 5, 2021, 06:28:34 pm

I’ve come so close to writing something out many times worse than this about Pickford

Things that would probably get me kicked off here after 16 years

Horrible little c*nt. I pray to every god old and new his career ends ASAP

One of our players should have done him in that game. Dalglish or Souey would have crippled the little fucker.

lobsterboy · « **Reply #1741 on:** February 5, 2021, 07:24:03 pm »

Quote from: Drinks Sangria on February 5, 2021, 01:46:27 pm

Come on mate, there's being physical and aggressive within the laws, and there's being a right piece of shit going out there to injure people, regardless of what's gone on in the past. It's a game of football, as much as we all care about it.

We'd be no better than them if we went and did that.

I know I just get sick of that dogs of war bullshit where every derby they go all out to injure our players. Origis never been the same, VVD will be lucky to be and Thiago was lucky. Maybe theyd think twice if they knew they'd get it back.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #1742 on:** February 5, 2021, 07:29:16 pm »

Quote from: lobsterboy on February 5, 2021, 07:24:03 pm

I know I just get sick of that dogs of war bullshit where every derby they go all out to injure our players. Origis never been the same, VVD will be lucky to be and Thiago was lucky. Maybe theyd think twice if they knew they'd get it back.

Thing is, their fans wouldn’t care, cos they can’t stand him. Doubt he is that popular within the team either - he comes across as a nasty piece of work. Nothing changes.

Be just a good excuse to get a new goalie in!

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #1743 on:** February 5, 2021, 11:45:30 pm »

Hope the c*nt falls head first into a combine harvester.

Gaz123456 · « **Reply #1744 on:** February 6, 2021, 07:48:48 pm »

Shouldn't criticise him - he's armless after all

Wabaloolah · « **Reply #1745 on:** February 6, 2021, 11:02:07 pm »

They've actually managed to find a keeper as bad as Pickford! 🤣

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #1746 on:** February 6, 2021, 11:18:19 pm »

Quote from: Wabaloolah on February 6, 2021, 11:02:07 pm

They've actually managed to find a keeper as bad as Pickford! 🤣

They should transplant Olsen's legs onto Pickford's body just for laughs.

RedForeverTT · « **Reply #1747 on:** February 7, 2021, 12:12:58 am »

Quote from: Wabaloolah on February 6, 2021, 11:02:07 pm

They've actually managed to find a keeper as bad as Pickford! [emoji1787]

We now know why Pickford gets to play every week despite being shit.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1748 on:** February 7, 2021, 12:26:43 am »

Quote from: RedForeverTT on February 7, 2021, 12:12:58 am

We now know why Pickford gets to play every week despite being shit.

Every circus needs one.

Garrus · « **Reply #1749 on:** February 7, 2021, 01:39:53 am »

Olsen was the 'keeper Roma signed to replace Alisson. No wonder Monchi got fired

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1750 on:** February 8, 2021, 03:51:40 am »

Quote from: Garrus on February 7, 2021, 01:39:53 am

Olsen was the 'keeper Roma signed to replace Alisson. No wonder Monchi got fired

Horrid keeper.

Everton love to sign a tragedy of a keeper.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1751 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:01:43 pm »

https://streamye.com/vzv5g

Should be saving this, the scruff.

Bobinhood · « **Reply #1752 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:06:27 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on February 17, 2021, 10:01:43 pm

https://streamye.com/vzv5g

Should be saving this, the scruff.

b .silva scoring a pickford push-in.

so many horrible emotions. i feel queasy.

Dench57 · « **Reply #1753 on:** February 17, 2021, 10:07:57 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on February 17, 2021, 10:01:43 pm

https://streamye.com/vzv5g

Should be saving this, the scruff.

Chocolate-wristed c*nt.

Aintree Rum · « **Reply #1754 on:** February 19, 2021, 04:14:29 pm »

Probably been asked before... but is he related to Jeremy Beadle?

BOBSCOUSE · « **Reply #1755 on:** February 19, 2021, 05:22:26 pm »

Quote from: Aintree Rum on February 19, 2021, 04:14:29 pm

Probably been asked before... but is he a c*nt?

Minor alteration...

Zlen · « **Reply #1756 on:** February 20, 2021, 11:41:42 am »

Hope we score twenty goals against him today. Hoping for few other things to happen to him, but this would do. Such a shame there is no crowd there today.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #1757 on:** February 20, 2021, 12:55:10 pm »

Said it in the match thread but worth repeating: If we don't stick a minimum of three past him we'll badly let ourselves down, and that's not even considering all the anger that needs to be let out. We've been poor at home recently and have only scored one penalty in our last 4 or 5 games at Anfield, time for that to end today. One thing that's also been really frustrating is we aren't taking nearly enough shots, today we should be fucking ruthless against this c*nt. No excuses redmen.

JRed · « **Reply #1758 on:** February 20, 2021, 01:03:12 pm »

Hope we put a few past this c*nt.
I wonder if Karma will come calling for him.

I don’t buy the ‘it was just an accident’. This twat has made other very similar ‘challenges’ to the one he did on VVD. 100% deliberate.

Dr_Evil · « **Reply #1759 on:** February 20, 2021, 01:08:18 pm »

Quote from: BOBSCOUSE on February 19, 2021, 05:22:26 pm

Minor alteration...

That’s entirely rhetorical