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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #240 on: December 22, 2023, 08:01:50 am »
How many parents on here have ever had one of their kids say "Thanks for putting up with all my shit for all those years."

Answers on a postcard.



*wtf is a postcard?

My 15 year old only seems to speak to me to take the piss out of me these days. Beginning to understand why my dad hasn’t spoken in about 30 years now. Not worth the grief!

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #241 on: December 22, 2023, 10:02:13 am »
You must have made a good first impression young man.

Hard to believe, no?
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #242 on: December 29, 2023, 04:06:45 pm »
How many parents on here have ever had one of their kids say "Thanks for putting up with all my shit for all those years."

Answers on a postcard.



*wtf is a postcard?
I lost my dad when I was 13 so he would have only known me as a kid with no sense of such things. My mom, on the other hand, got plenty of love, time and holidays from all 4 of her sons, and I visited her a good 300 days a year through her last six or seven years in a nursing home. The unusual side effect of that is that the carers and nurses noticed I was a loving son, and a few of them apparently extrapolated from that that I might be a good partner. I turned down the offers of dates whilst mom was alive, as i was concerned about the clash of interests. Now though, the manager of the home has asked me out, over a year since mom has passed. I have said yes this time, even though she is 8 years younger as she is easy to get along with, and I think we can be supportive of each other even if we never get it on.
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #243 on: December 29, 2023, 04:33:11 pm »
Kill the humourless

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #244 on: January 6, 2024, 10:25:11 am »
Not one postcard so far.

Bloody ingrates   ;)
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #245 on: February 12, 2024, 11:30:04 am »
Gave it a try with a single mum, just didn't work out.

I think people who already have kids are better off looking for somebody who already has kids too.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #246 on: February 12, 2024, 11:34:07 am »
Gave it a try with a single mum, just didn't work out.

I think people who already have kids are better off looking for somebody who already has kids too.

Yeah when I was dating before I got with the mrs kids were a no no for me. I wouldn't pursue it if she had kids.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #247 on: February 12, 2024, 11:35:43 am »
Yeah when I was dating before I got with the mrs kids were a no no for me. I wouldn't pursue it if she had kids.

It had always been a dealbreaker for me too but I just really liked the woman and wanted to see if I could make it work.

It just prohibits you too much.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #248 on: February 15, 2024, 09:31:27 am »
It had always been a dealbreaker for me too but I just really liked the woman and wanted to see if I could make it work.

It just prohibits you too much.

Turns out this was a bullet dodged, I found out she had set up a profile on Bumble on Saturday when we were still trying to make it work after an argument on Friday. She said it was done in anger because I went out with my mates to watch the Liverpool match, absolute crank.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #249 on: February 15, 2024, 11:59:05 am »
Turns out this was a bullet dodged, I found out she had set up a profile on Bumble on Saturday when we were still trying to make it work after an argument on Friday. She said it was done in anger because I went out with my mates to watch the Liverpool match, absolute crank.

Bloody hell, she didn't mess about did she  ;D

is she even looking for something serious or?

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #250 on: February 15, 2024, 12:08:50 pm »
Bloody hell, she didn't mess about did she  ;D

is she even looking for something serious or?

Looking for a doormat maybe?

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #251 on: February 15, 2024, 12:13:03 pm »
Turns out this was a bullet dodged, I found out she had set up a profile on Bumble on Saturday when we were still trying to make it work after an argument on Friday. She said it was done in anger because I went out with my mates to watch the Liverpool match, absolute crank.
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #252 on: February 15, 2024, 12:26:42 pm »
Was on the Tube home last night, about half ten. This couple had a quick goodbye kiss on the platform (I only watched a bit), all seemed very nice. She got on the train, he went another way. To the neutral observer all seemed to have gone quite well.

Then she called her mate telling her how three of his cards had been declined, how awkward it all was and how in the end she paid for it all and he was promising her he’d sort it when he was getting paid in a couple of days.

If I was a betting man I’d predict it won’t go too much further. And secondly, glad to not be in that world anymore!

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #253 on: February 15, 2024, 01:14:59 pm »
Bloody hell, she didn't mess about did she  ;D

is she even looking for something serious or?

I was in a relationship with her for 4 months so who knows  :o

Who even resorts to making a dating profile on a dating app after and during an argument?

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #254 on: February 15, 2024, 01:15:41 pm »
If you’re arguing at the early dating stage of a relationship it’s probably a sign it’s not meant to be

True words duvva.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #255 on: February 15, 2024, 02:27:36 pm »
The new Netflix movie about online dating  ;D :shocked  :o

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #256 on: February 15, 2024, 03:00:43 pm »
The new Netflix movie about online dating  ;D :shocked  :o
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #257 on: February 20, 2024, 10:58:00 am »
The new Netflix movie about online dating  ;D :shocked  :o
Which one is that?
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #258 on: February 20, 2024, 11:02:01 am »
I'm out the game for a good 6-12 months now.

That last relationship literally crashed and burned.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #259 on: February 20, 2024, 02:39:35 pm »
I'm out the game for a good 6-12 months now.

That last relationship literally crashed and burned.

You have my sympathies mate.  Those apps are bloody awful things!

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #260 on: April 4, 2024, 03:55:47 pm »
Was on Tinder earlier and actually came across my ex with a number of naughtyish pics on her profile.

Bullet dodged indeed.

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #261 on: April 5, 2024, 10:16:36 am »
Was on Tinder earlier and actually came across my ex with a number of naughtyish pics on her profile.

Bullet dodged indeed.

What's her name?  ;D

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #262 on: April 5, 2024, 11:10:48 am »
Was on Tinder earlier and actually came across my ex with a number of naughtyish pics on her profile.

Bullet dodged indeed.
You must still have a thing for her if you came across her naughty pics  :P
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #263 on: April 5, 2024, 01:18:31 pm »
You must still have a thing for her if you came across her naughty pics  :P

That's a mental picture I did not want. Hope he wiped the screen afterwards
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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #264 on: April 5, 2024, 03:49:02 pm »
That's a mental picture I did not want. Hope he wiped the screen afterwards

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Re: Dating thesedays..
« Reply #265 on: April 5, 2024, 10:07:55 pm »
That's a mental picture I did not want. Hope he wiped the screen afterwards
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