Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[FiSh77]

Surely today was a moral victory, given that it lessened the RS chances of getting up in to the top 2.

yeah, was all about the taking part today

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Davek was his customarily cheerful self yesterday

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  Mar 4
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 Bitter loathing can cause bile to come out of your body through the pores of your skin. Where's that heavy duty bath towel? Im in need.

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  Mar 4
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 Just fuck off. Can't stand the thing that scored either.

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  Mar 4
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 Arsenal doing a great impersonation of Spurs atm, when they bottled it at Scumfield the other week

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  23h23 hours ago
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 Wish we could go back about 28 years to that Michael Thomas moment. That goal cured my flu instantly. Great moment, especially RS kites.

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  23h23 hours ago
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 Klopp's effeminate hugs.Ugh.

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  23h23 hours ago
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 Looks like the effluent are going to win this

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  23h23 hours ago
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 Scum

[Hazell]

If he'd have put 'subhuman scum' under that final tweet, he'd have gone up in my estimation.

[kopite77]

I always thought he looked more like a butcher.

Which one, Pat or Frank!?

[Fitzy.]

So over on GOT there's a thread comparing their players with Spurs players. Is this just their thing? They always have better players. I thought they just did this with our players.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

So over on GOT there's a thread comparing their players with Spurs players. Is this just their thing? They always have better players. I thought they just did this with our players.

so are the refs in spurs' pockets as well??

[Motty]

Weird last night.

I was watching the Haye, Bellew  fight in the pub, and as we know Bellew is a bluenose.
 So he comes out to the ring to the Johnny Todd music.

Anyway, after Bellew won the fight, they were all like a dog with two dicks.   All singing Everton songs, and celebrating like they'd won the Champions League.


They are that starved of success, in their minds,  any time a prominent bluenose does something good, it means Everton has done something good, by default.


The celebrating and singing all kinds of Everton songs last night was funny, and also quite tragic, as in their minds, you'd think Everton had just won a boxing match, as apposed to a bellend of a bluenose.

A bluenose wins something, ergo. The Everton has won something.    ....... 

Was the same all over my FB last night, EVERTON, EVERTON, EVERTON posts galore. It was the same for Anthony Crolla for the mancs as well, like you said they are fucking desperate to be linked to any success at all. I don't see us doing it when one of the Smith brothers win a fight.

[Cesar]

I always thought he looked more like a butcher.

I always had him down as a former darts maverick

[red_Mark1980]

Walked into work on Wednesday  (worked from home on Tuesday) and hadn't got to my desk before two bluenose were giving me stick. Sure they'll be loud tomorrow

[Phil M]

Was at the game today courtesy of a spare ticket a Spurs supporting mate had.

They were shite. It was only courtesy of Spurs going to sleep second half that they got into it.

But they never looked like getting a result. Spurs should have been out of sight.

Barry is just too slow and it looks like Baines' legs have gone as well. Barkley did fuck all bar a 5 or 10 minute spell where he actually got on the ball
and tried to create something second half.

[Lycan]

Davek was his customarily cheerful self yesterday

Seems a bit unhinged this guy. Who is he anyway?

[Fitzy.]

Seems a bit unhinged this guy. Who is he anyway?

He's your average blue.

[Red Beret]

He's your average blue.

Donald Trump's alternate account.

[scalatore]

Davoth is one of my favorites. Honestly I have days where I think he's a parody account, but generally I'm of the opinion that he's sincere but aware that what he's saying is ridiculous. Love how his meltdowns over us winning sometimes come before our games even kick off, he's that assured that he's going to be miserable.

I gave him a follow a few months ago and it's always a pleasure to see the fewm on my timeline.

[Nitramdorf]

That post above about them having a better squad is surreal, but maybe the most damning thing is at the bottom when the lunatic states he is 33. How do these people get through life?

I thought it was only Everton fans that are strange when it comes to colours but we have just done a job on a shop near Man City's ground. The usual colours are red letters on a white background (nationwide) but that wasn't allowed this time, the letters had to be blue. Although they were happy with dark blue not light blue, so any hue is ok as long as its not red. I've never really heard of this colour hating before, I thought it was an Everton thing but it seems to be spreading.
Very, very odd.

[Kekule]

That post above about them having a better squad is surreal, but maybe the most damning thing is at the bottom when the lunatic states he is 33. How do these people get through life?

I thought it was only Everton fans that are strange when it comes to colours but we have just done a job on a shop near Man City's ground. The usual colours are red letters on a white background (nationwide) but that wasn't allowed this time, the letters had to be blue. Although they were happy with dark blue not light blue, so any hue is ok as long as its not red. I've never really heard of this colour hating before, I thought it was an Everton thing but it seems to be spreading.
Very, very odd.

Branch managers are allowed to faff around with the colours of their company's logo? Based on a the colours of a football team? And the company allows this instead of telling them to grow up?

A company invests thousands, if not millions, in creating and designing a logo and some bitter twat of junior/middle manager comes along and tells them they can fuck off if they think they're putting red on the outside of his branch...and they let him get away with it? The mind boggles.

[DivisiveNewSigning]

Considering they fielded so many CM's they weren't half dominated in that midfield yesterday. Davies, Barry, McCarthy, Schneiderlin, Gueye, Besic - they're all virtually the same player and an average one at that. Davies has age on his side and looks quite promising, that's about the only positive.

Apart from Lukaku and maybe Barkley (saying that, 1 decent game in 10) they are so devoid of quality and goals.

The fans are so deluded that they're looking to crack into the top 6, when actually as soon as Lukaku fucks off they'll more than likely be fighting relegation. Koeman doesn't look like he gives two shits either, surely that's got to be of concern to the bitters.

[rushyman]

That post above about them having a better squad is surreal, but maybe the most damning thing is at the bottom when the lunatic states he is 33. How do these people get through life?

I thought it was only Everton fans that are strange when it comes to colours but we have just done a job on a shop near Man City's ground. The usual colours are red letters on a white background (nationwide) but that wasn't allowed this time, the letters had to be blue. Although they were happy with dark blue not light blue, so any hue is ok as long as its not red. I've never really heard of this colour hating before, I thought it was an Everton thing but it seems to be spreading.
Very, very odd.

It stems from a cabin fever of watching your neighbours be more successful for years

No one has anything on Everton fans though. No one comes close

They are absolutely insane

[Nitramdorf]

Branch managers are allowed to faff around with the colours of their company's logo? Based on a the colours of a football team? And the company allows this instead of telling them to grow up?

A company invests thousands, if not millions, in creating and designing a logo and some bitter twat of junior/middle manager comes along and tells them they can fuck off if they think they're putting red on the outside of his branch...and they let him get away with it? The mind boggles.

Yes, I don't know where or who it stemmed from but we had to change the colour. Must have done 500 or so shops in the country and never had a problem before. Cant get my head round it. As it happens the old colours were blue on red, so god knows what they would have wanted then, its only recently changed to red on white.
Wonder if its unique to this country and teams with more successful neighbours. I've been a Liverpool fan for 40 years and would probably say blue is a favourite colour of mine.

[Nitramdorf]

It stems from a cabin fever of watching your neighbours be more successful for years

No one has anything on Everton fans though. No one comes close

They are absolutely insane

Absolutely insane is a very good description. Maybe they should have that on their club badge.

[Phil M]

The game plan yesterday, first half at least was get it to Barkley and get Barkley to try and release Lukaku over the top or to feet.

I think they were watching clips of Gerrard and Torres and thought, ooh we could do that! But they can't because the rest of the side are mediocre and slow.

Second half it was only when McCarthy, Valencia and Mirallas came on that they looked a bit dynamic and had some pace about them, otherwise they looked fairly clueless going forward and Spurs
completely nullified them and should have been out of sight by half time.

[PhilV]

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly  23h23 hours ago
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Klopp's effeminate hugs.Ugh.

Of all the things to pick on. Wow.

He sounds highly insecure, guess his Da never gave him a hug as a child, I guess that's just for birds huh... what a whooper!

[Jamie_G]

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly - one of my favourite accounts on twitter.

I am waiting with baited breath to hear about their new stadium plans. As it stands they want to build a big stadium that they don't need, on land that they don't own and have no way to pay for it.

Possible outcomes
1) It never happens
2) They get a hand me down athletics track from the commonwealth games - current favourite
3) They saddle the club with a huge debt, end up selling players and get relegated.

It is going to be brilliant!

[FiSh77]

Dave 'Davoth' Kelly‏ @davothkelly - one of my favourite accounts on twitter.

I am waiting with baited breath to hear about their new stadium plans. As it stands they want to build a big stadium that they don't need, on land that they don't own and have no way to pay for it.

Possible outcomes
1) It never happens
2) They get a hand me down athletics track from the commonwealth games - current favourite
3) They saddle the club with a huge debt, end up selling players and get relegated.

It is going to be brilliant!

think they'll find funding but will end up with a slightly larger identikit riverside/st mary's job myself, nothing extravagant to keep costs to a minimum, whereas they think they're gonna get some iconic & innovative design with more seats than us that can be seen from anywhere in the city

[Alex Raisbeck]

Hope this works as a GIF?

[Alex Raisbeck]

Hope this works as a GIF?

Nope! How do you post a GIF?

[ggcc14]

Such a shit club

[RedSince86]

I remember a couple of years ago someone posting a capture of someone at GoT.

It went along the lines of " I don't eat ketchup only brown sauce in my house","When the wife buys clothes pegs i throw all the red ones out","i drink Pepsi and don't drink that cola in a red can"

 

[Dim Glas]

Nope! How do you post a GIF?

the image has to be a gif, that image that you posted is a jpg. If you have a gif, you just post it as you would any image, using the 'insert image' link as you did for that above image. Just check the end of the image address, to see what sort of file it is.

[Crosby Nick]

Such a shit club

David Unsworth

[Alex Raisbeck]

the image has to be a gif, that image that you posted is a jpg. If you have a gif, you just post it as you would any image, using the 'insert image' link as you did for that above image. Just check the end of the image address, to see what sort of file it is.

It's a GIF that I made myself which appears as a still in the photo gallery on iphone but works as a GIF once sent as a MMS or on Twitter so it doesn't have an address unfortunately, oh well thanks anyway!

[rich87]

David Unsworth

Took penalties for them for a bit didn't he? Must be why he's so high. But I mean that is a shocking table no matter how you look at it x

[Brian Blessed]

61 in 130 games is nothing to be sneezed at, especially compared to Big Dunc taking 239 games to get his sixty. True, the goals per game isn't quite as good as Owen (118 in 216), Fowler (120 in 236), Suarez (69 in 110) or Torres (65 in 102), but it beats the shit out of Gerrard (120 in 504).

[Chakan]

Just imagine if Lukaka was actually in a decent team.

[El Lobo]

Christ, imagine Leon Osman being your 5th highest PL goalscorer

[gerrardisgod]

Tony Hibbert's not even far off being on that list.

[Phil M]

61 in 130 games is nothing to be sneezed at,  but it beats the shit out of Gerrard (120 in 504).

Who wasn't a striker.

[Kekule]

Such a shit club

The Premier league is 25 years old. That, right there, is their list of modern greats. It's just so...ordinary.

[Dim Glas]

Just imagine if Lukaka was actually in a decent team.

there seems to quite a few teams in the prem quite reliant on one players goals, be it Kane, Ibrahimovich or even Alexis at Arsenal. But surely no one team is more reliant on one player's goals than Everton.  He's the only player they have in the top 50 goal scorers in the league this season.

[4pool]

there seems to quite a few teams in the prem quite reliant on one players goals, be it Kane, Ibrahimovich or even Alexis at Arsenal. But surely no one team is more reliant on one player's goals than Everton.  He's the only player they have in the top 50 goal scorers in the league this season.

DeFoe at Sunderland.