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Life of Brian Script
Scene 2: Three Wise Men with Bad Senses of Direction
The sketch:
holy music

BABY BRIAN COHEN: crying

WISE MAN #1: Ahem.

MANDY COHEN: Ohhh!

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Who are you?

WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men.

MANDY: What?!

WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men.

MANDY: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

WISE MAN #3: We are astrologers.

WISE MAN #1: We have come from the East.

MANDY: Is this some kind of joke?

WISE MAN #2: We wish to praise the infant.

WISE MAN #1: We must pay homage to him.

MANDY: Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!

WISE MAN #1: No--

MANDY: Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

WISE MAN #2: No, no. We must see him.

MANDY: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!

WISE MAN #2: We--

WISE MAN #1: We were led by a star.

MANDY: Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out!

WISE MAN #1: Well-- well, we must see him. We have brought presents.

MANDY: Out!

WISE MAN #2: Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh.

MANDY: Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is myrrh, anyway?

WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm.

MANDY: A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.

WISE MAN #3: What?

MANDY: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.

WISE MAN #1: No, it isn't.

MANDY: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm...

WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. It is an ointment.

MANDY: Aww, there is an animal called a balm,... or did I dream it? So, you're astrologers, are you? Well, what is he then?

WISE MAN #2: Hmm?

MANDY: What star sign is he?

WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn.

MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah.

WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews.

MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it?

WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.

MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.' sniff

WISE MAN #1: By what name are you calling him?

MANDY: Uh, 'Brian'.

WISE MEN: We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our Father. Amen.

MANDY: Do you do a lot of this, then?

WISE MAN #2: What?

MANDY: This praising.

WISE MAN #2: No, no. No, no.

MANDY: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you! Good-bye! Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.

WISE MEN leave

Look at that. Hoo hoo hoo.

WISE MEN return and grab presents

Here! Here! Here, that-- that's mine! Hee. Hey, you just gave me that! Oh.

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holy music

BABY BRIAN: crying

MANDY: Shut up. smack

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This again? :D
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Better?
Preferred mine. He didn't mean that name again, but the concept ;)

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Preferred mine. He didn't mean that name again, but the concept ;)
Ye that's it!

What was yours?
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Ye that's it!

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ho ho hoh oh oh
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ho ho hoh oh oh
Nono, hohoho, yo don't get to chooooose, bro ho ho ho!!! ;)

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Ye that's it!

What was yours?
Just realised that I did a Balthasar pun in 2015 and you had Ring Solstice bElzar in 2009 so you can have a new one this year based on 'Jingle Bell Rock', the theme to my fave xmas film... :)

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One of my favourite films, if not my favourite. Good job ;)
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One of my favourite films, if not my favourite. Good job ;)
Yeah I figured you might like that....

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Just realised that I did a Balthasar pun in 2015 and you had Ring Solstice bElzar in 2009 so you can have a new one this year based on 'Jingle Bell Rock', the theme to my fave xmas film... :)
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I like it!
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bollocks

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Hilarious   ;D

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This year's really tested my nativity creativity!

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I think mine has been your best :)

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I think mine has been your best :)
Have you looked in the "It's Christma....apparently!" thread today? Everyone posting there this year has a new name.......

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 Why? What? Who?

 ::) ;D

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Why? What? Who?

 ::) ;D
Hehehehe yours was a real creative struggle maaaaan!

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85 gifts? 2000 years ago 3 was sufficient. It's true what they say about Christmas being too commercialised these days.

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Who is who in this place?

I don't know who to tell to go fuck off anymore     :butt

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I'm Brian!

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I don't know who to tell to go fuck off anymore     :butt
Most name changes I've tried to retain something of the original in. You could play it safe and just tell everyone to fuck off. But how would you know the difference between this day and any other then? ;D

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My post was in jest and you know it.    :P

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Did Sean Connery change my name? The fuck you pronounce that?  :D

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Didn't even notice my name change until yesterday. Brilliant!  ;D
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